Dinosaur Christmas Jokes
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Dinosaur Christmas Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?
Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.
Why don't dinosaurs celebrate Christmas?
They didn't like it the last time comet came.
Long ago, when dinosaurs walked the earth,...
A young Tyrannosaurus Rex was out on the hunt when he stopped to take a drink from a nearby lake.
There, cooling off in the water, he saw the most beautiful Triceratops in all of Pangea. He asked her her name and invited her to go out hunting but she told him she wasn't really into that kind of thing.
The T-Rex liked her anyway though so they started going together.
Even though his parents complained that it was awkward at Christmas dinner and all his friends laughed about how she had him eating salads, he still asked her to marry him.
He was happier because he'd never met a dinosaur like herbivore.
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