Dinosaur Bones Jokes
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65,000,011 years ago
Some tourists in the Museum of Natural History are marveling at some dinosaur bones. One of them asks the guard, "Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?"
The guard replies, "They are 65,000,011 years old."
"That's an awfully exact number," says the tourist. "How do you know their age so precisely?"
The guard answers, "Well, the dinosaur bones were sixty five million years old when I started working here, and that was eleven years ago."
"There are dinosaur bones buried out back!", I told my kids.
It's not my fault we couldn't afford a proper burial for their grandmother.
What if dinosaur bones were only found on Earth...
Because aliens used this planet as a pet cemetery?
Just came home from my first paleontology party where we spent the night searching for the lower leg bone of a new dinosaur.
It was quite the shin dig.
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What do a creationist and a dude with a dinosaur bone f**... have in common?
They both get a hard on when they find a gap in the fossil record.
Q : Why do museums have old dinosaur bones ?
A : Because they can't afford new ones
What do you call a dog who digs up dinosaur bones?
A Barkaeologist.
What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak?
A T-Bone!!!!
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