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112 dino jokes and hilarious dino puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dino that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Popular Dino Short Jokes

Short dino jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dino humour may include short triceratops jokes also.

  1. Was offered a bowl of dinosaurs to eat from my toddler. "No thanks! I'm allergic to dinosaurs, they make me break out in Dino sores"
    Audible groan and required "I hate you" from their babysitter.
  2. What does a dinosaur say when he hurts himself? Dino sore.
    Please forgive me for the dad joke.
  3. What's more likely to explode? A T-Rex or a rooster? Well the chicken won't but a dino might.
  4. two groan worthy jokes I made up over breakfast 1.Q. What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?
    A. A Dino-sour
    2.Q. Were do robots go to worship?
    A. Mech-a
  5. A joke from my 5 year old: "Know what really killed the dinosaurs? TNT!" "That's why it's called Dino-mite!!"
  6. Millions of years ago there was a dinosaur empowerment movement called "dino-might." It blew up over night.
  7. What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown? A dino-score.
  8. What did the psychic velociraptor say to his friend? "Dino what you're thinking."
  9. What dino was known for having distinguished tastes? A Connosaur
  10. What do you call someone who tells too many lame dinosaur jokes? I dino-bore! .
    I'm sorry.

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Dino One Liners

Which dino one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dino? I can suggest the ones about fossil and prehistoric.

  1. How did the T-Rex feel after working out? Dino-sore
  2. Who would blow up Jurassic Park? Really? A dino might.
  3. What do you call an exploding dinosaur? Dino-mite
  4. Joke by my little cousin : Which Dino was the best in English? The Saurus
  5. What would you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore
  6. What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks? DINO-MITE!
  7. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make? A dino-snore
  8. Do t-rex like explosions I dont know but another dino might
  9. How did the T-rex feel after his first trip to the gym? He felt Dino-sore
  10. Where did the T-Rex buy his dinner? At the Dino-Store!
  11. A crocodile wouldn't blow up his house, but a Dino might
  12. What did the canadian dino wear to keep warm? A Jurassic Parka
  13. Who would blow up jurassic park? The dino might.
  14. What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day? Dino-sore
  15. What do you call a prehistoric bruise? A dino-sore

Dino joke, What do you call a prehistoric bruise?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about dino can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of dino puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Fun-Filled Dino Jokes to Boost Your Mood

What funny jokes about dino you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean tyrannosaurus jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make dino prank.

You think dinosaurs are scary?

Imagine dragons!

What do you call a dinosaur that takes care of its teeth?

A Flossiraptor

How do dinosaurs smell?

Ex-stinky

How does a dinosaur come out of a pool?

Wet.

Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

Dinosaurs naming their non-hetero children.

What do you call a gay dinosaur?
Megasoreass.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotopuss.

You all like dinosaurs...right?

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
***A thesaurus***

The dinosaur at the museum

A guy is visiting a museum and he sees a dinosaur's skeleton.
Curious about it, he asks the guard next to it:
- Excuse me, sir. How old is this dinosaur?
- It is 65 million years, 4 months and 13 days old.
Amazed by his answer, he says:
- Wow!, How can you be so precise about it?
- Well, when I first started working here, they told me it was 65 million years old... and that was 4 months and 13 days ago.

What dinosaur has the best vocabulary?

The bronthesaurus.

Which dinosaur will never be discovered?

The Clitaurus

Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

Which dinosaur named all the others?

The Thesaurus

Which dinosaur walks with a limp?

a Myfeetasaur

So I saw that the new dinosaur in Jurassic Park is a hybrid

Guess that makes it Priustoric

How would a dinosaur find its mate today ?

with carbon dating

*dinosaur at zoo roars at me*

"ROAR"
whoa wat kimd of dinosaur is this
"GROWL"
hmm
"SHOUT"
hmmm
"YELL"
hmmmmm
"HOLLER"
oh its a thesaurus"

Why were the dinosaurs so big?

Because Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures

Why the Dinosaurs Died

It has been shown that the moon is moving away from us at a tiny (but measurable) distance each year. Therefore, if you do the maths, you will find that eighty-five million years ago it would've killed many, if not all the dinosaurs, by orbiting at an elevation of approximately thirty-five feet.

I need another name for a dinosaur.

I should consult the Thesaurus.

If you were a dinosaur what would you be?

Dead

Where do dinosaurs shop for toys?

Toysaurus

Why are all the dinosaurs gone?

Veloci-Rapture

A dinosaur goes to a supermarket

A dinosaur goes to the supermarket to do some grocery shopping. He gets to the register and the worker scans all his items. When all the scanning is done, and the dinosaur has to pay, the worker asks:
'So how are you paying today?'
The dinosaur replies:
'With tyrannosaurus checks.'

Dino Joke

You guys hear about the Gay dinosaur that was discovered recently? Theyre Calling it a Tyrann-o-sore-a**....
Its very similar to it's cousin the T-Rex, only it likes more than one kind of meat

How do you ask a dinosaur if he wants a warm beverage?

Tea, Rex?

What dinosaur has the best teeth?

A flossiraptor.

Why don't dinosaurs drive?

Because the Tyrannosaurus wrecks

What if dinosaur bones were only found on Earth...

Because aliens used this planet as a pet cemetery?

Why did the dinosaur miss work?

He was Jurassick.

What do dinosaurs use to pay their bills?

Tyrannosaurus Checks

Why can't dinosaurs dance?

Because they're dead.

What did the dinosaur say to the meteor?

Com-et me bro

How does a dinosaur get out of a swimming pool?

Wet.

Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they died.

How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus-Chex

Which dinosaur has the largest vocabulary?

Thesaurus

Why didn't the dinosaur want to start another relationship?

He always Rex it

The dinosaurs never went extinct...

Today they're just called flat earthers.

" Why did the dinosaur say hello to the Giraffe?

Because he wanted to become friends with him"
(my 4 y/o nieces joke just now)

What was the last dinosaur to become extinct?

The Toys R Us

Can a dinosaur still be scary today?

You bet Jurassican

Dinosaurs are scary, quakers are pretty calm

But together they make great oatmeal.

Two dinosaurs standing on a cliff

As they're looking out to sea an ark floats past. One dinosaur turns to the other one and says,
'Oh, was that today?'

What dinosaur is known by many names

A Thesaurus

Dinosaur

Dinosaur : I ran into a girl at a vegan restaurant.
But i never met herbivore.

There was actually a dinosaur called the clitorisaurus

You haven't heard of it because no one can find it

What dinosaur can feed an entire family?

Stegosaurus has all them plates.

Why do dinosaurs need deodorant?

Because they're ex stincked.
Courteousy my five year old nephew, be nice.

"There are dinosaur bones buried out back!", I told my kids.

It's not my fault we couldn't afford a proper burial for their grandmother.

Why don't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're all dead

Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Cause they're dead.

Which dinosaur is the strongest in the UK?

Tea- rex

3 dinosaurs walk up to a shiny lamp

One of them rubs it, and a mystical blue genie flies out of it!
"Hello! I am genie! Since there are 3 of you, you each get 1 wish!
"I wish for a large piece of meat!" The first dinosaur said.
And so a large slab of meat materialized before his eyes and plopped down in front of him!
"I wish for a meat shower!" The second dinosaur said.
And so the genie made all different sorts of meats from different animals rain from a small cloud above the dinosaur's head.
Not wanting to be outdone by his friends the third dinosaur quickly tries to think of something better.
"I wish for a meatier shower!"

Why can't dinosaurs say the alphabet?

Because they are dead.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What road?

A dinosaur, a spider, and a cowboy walk into a bar

All three sit at the bar and begin drinking heavily, clearly distressed. The bartender asks them what their troubles are.
The Cowboy takes a shot, then says "my horse got loose, ran into traffic, and got hit by a semi truck carrying gasoline. Cause a whole big e**... and blew my poor horse to bits." The spider nods sympathetically. "I just lost my husband in that same fire. The driver found him, freaked out, and crashed trying to squash my dear hubby."
The bartender is in shock, but finally asks the dinosaur his story.
The dinosaur sniffed, took a sip from his straw, and said "My whole family was on that truck"

Why did the dinosaurs die out.

They got ereptile dysfunction.

How can you tell a dinosaur is an herbivore?

They will tell you within three minutes of meeting them and remind you every fifth sentence.

What dinosaur can't you hear go to the bathroom?

All of them, they're all dead.

Two Italian guys, Dino and Marcello, go fishing on a boat

Suddenly, Dino spots an old WWII bomb floating towards them.
Dino screams "Marcello! Look! It's a mine!"
Marcello -scared- replies "Okay okay Dino, you can a have it!"

Where did dinosaurs get their presents!

Toysaurus

Three dinosaurs are running across the desert when they stumble across a magic lamp.

They rub it, and a genie appears.
"I have three wishes, so I'll give one to each of you," the genie announces.
The first dinosaur thinks hard.
"Alright," he says, "I'll have a big, juicy, piece of meat."
Instantly, the biggest, juiciest piece of meat he'd ever seen appears in front of him.
Not to be outdone, the second dinosaur thinks even harder.
"I know! I'll have a shower of meat!"
Immediately, huge pieces of meat rain down around him.
The third dinosaur, certainly not to be outdone, thinks harder than the previous dinosaurs.
"I've got it!" he cries, "I want a MEATIER shower!"

What is a dinosaurs least favorite Reindeer?

Comet.

Dinosaurs really got wiped out by a rock

Shoulda picked paper

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens were not invented yet

Dinosaur Age

There is a dinosaur in the British museum that is 3 million and 24 years old.
I know this because when I visited it 24 years ago, it was 3 million years old.

Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Cause they're dead.

Why do dinosaurs make bad pets?

Because they're all dead.

Which dinosaur does the government of the People's Republic of China hate?

Taiwanasaurus

Which dinosaur is the worst driver?

T-Wrecks

Where does a dinosaur keep his underwear?

DRAWR

What do you get if a dinosaur kicks you in the backside?

Megasoreass

Dino joke, What do you get if a dinosaur kicks you in the backside?

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