Dino Jokes
112 dino jokes and hilarious dino puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dino that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Dino Short Jokes
Short dino jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dino humour may include short triceratops jokes also.
- Was offered a bowl of dinosaurs to eat from my toddler. "No thanks! I'm allergic to dinosaurs, they make me break out in Dino sores"
Audible groan and required "I hate you" from their babysitter. - What does a dinosaur say when he hurts himself? Dino sore.
Please forgive me for the dad joke. - What's more likely to explode? A T-Rex or a rooster? Well the chicken won't but a dino might.
- two groan worthy jokes I made up over breakfast 1.Q. What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?
A. A Dino-sour
2.Q. Were do robots go to worship?
A. Mech-a - A joke from my 5 year old: "Know what really killed the dinosaurs? TNT!" "That's why it's called Dino-mite!!"
- Millions of years ago there was a dinosaur empowerment movement called "dino-might." It blew up over night.
- What do you call someone who tells too many lame dinosaur jokes? I dino-bore! .
I'm sorry. - I just saw Jurassic World... It was DINO-mite!!!
A'thank you, I'll show myself out. - Q: What do you call a T-Rex's bruise? A: A dino-sore.
- What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself? A dino-sore
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Dino One Liners
Which dino one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dino? I can suggest the ones about fossil and prehistoric.
- How did the T-Rex feel after working out? Dino-sore
- Who would blow up Jurassic Park? Really? A dino might.
- Joke by my little cousin : Which Dino was the best in English? The Saurus
- What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks? DINO-MITE!
- Do t-rex like explosions I dont know but another dino might
- Where did the T-Rex buy his dinner? At the Dino-Store!
- A crocodile wouldn't blow up his house, but a Dino might
- What did the canadian dino wear to keep warm? A Jurassic Parka
- Who would blow up jurassic park? The dino might.
- What do you call a prehistoric bruise? A dino-sore
- What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown? A dino-score.
- What did the psychic velociraptor say to his friend? "Dino what you're thinking."
- What dino was known for having distinguished tastes? A Connosaur
- What did the velociraptor say after his workout? I'm a little dino-sore.
- Why'd the T-Rex go to the masseuse? He was dino-sore
Fun-Filled Dino Jokes to Boost Your Mood
What funny jokes about dino you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tyrannosaurus jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dino pranks.
Q: What dinosaur would Harry Potter be?
A: The Dinosorcerer
Q: What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans?
A: Squash.
You think dinosaurs are scary?
Imagine dragons!
What do you call a dinosaur that takes care of its teeth?
A Flossiraptor
What dinosaur is best to eat at breakfast?
A StEggosaurus
How do dinosaurs smell?
Ex-stinky
How does a dinosaur come out of a pool?
Wet.
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Dinosaurs naming their non-hetero children.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
Megasoreass.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotopuss.
What dinosaur has the best vocabulary?
The bronthesaurus.
Which dinosaur will never be discovered?
The Clitaurus
Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?
There were no roads!
Which dinosaur named all the others?
The Thesaurus
Which dinosaur walks with a limp?
a Myfeetasaur
So I saw that the new dinosaur in Jurassic Park is a hybrid
Guess that makes it Priustoric
How would a dinosaur find its mate today ?
with carbon dating
Why is dinosaur traffic so bad?
Because of all the Tyrannosaurus Rex...
*dinosaur at zoo roars at me*
"ROAR"
whoa wat kimd of dinosaur is this
"GROWL"
hmm
"SHOUT"
hmmm
"YELL"
hmmmmm
"HOLLER"
oh its a thesaurus"
Why were the dinosaurs so big?
Because Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures
Why the Dinosaurs Died
It has been shown that the moon is moving away from us at a tiny (but measurable) distance each year. Therefore, if you do the maths, you will find that eighty-five million years ago it would've killed many, if not all the dinosaurs, by orbiting at an elevation of approximately thirty-five feet.
What dinosaur was in the most pain?
the tyranno-sorest rex
I need another name for a dinosaur.
I should consult the Thesaurus.
If you were a dinosaur what would you be?
Dead
What did the dinosaur eat after the dentist fixed his tooth?
The dentist!
Where do dinosaurs shop for toys?
Toysaurus
Why are all the dinosaurs gone?
Veloci-Rapture
A dinosaur goes to a supermarket
A dinosaur goes to the supermarket to do some grocery shopping. He gets to the register and the worker scans all his items. When all the scanning is done, and the dinosaur has to pay, the worker asks:
'So how are you paying today?'
The dinosaur replies:
'With tyrannosaurus checks.'
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Dino Joke
You guys hear about the Gay dinosaur that was discovered recently? Theyre Calling it a Tyrann-o-sore-a**....
Its very similar to it's cousin the T-Rex, only it likes more than one kind of meat
How do you ask a dinosaur if he wants a warm beverage?
Tea, Rex?
What if dinosaur bones were only found on Earth...
Because aliens used this planet as a pet cemetery?
Why did the dinosaur miss work?
He was Jurassick.
What do dinosaurs use to pay their bills?
Tyrannosaurus Checks
The cavewoman's pet Dino had a viral infection..
She had a vaginasore
What did the dinosaur wish when the meteor hit?
More wishes.
What did the dinosaur say to the meteor?
Com-et me bro
How does a dinosaur get out of a swimming pool?
Wet.
Why don't dinosaurs celebrate Christmas?
They didn't like it the last time comet came.
What dinosaur urinates very quietly?
A pterodactyl
Why didn't the dinosaur want to start another relationship?
He always Rex it
The dinosaurs never went extinct...
Today they're just called flat earthers.
" Why did the dinosaur say hello to the Giraffe?
Because he wanted to become friends with him"
(my 4 y/o nieces joke just now)
What was the last dinosaur to become extinct?
The Toys R Us
Can a dinosaur still be scary today?
You bet Jurassican
Dinosaurs are scary, quakers are pretty calm
But together they make great oatmeal.
What does the dinosaur do when his sister gone outside?
He tries Sarah's tops.
Two dinosaurs standing on a cliff
As they're looking out to sea an ark floats past. One dinosaur turns to the other one and says,
'Oh, was that today?'
The dinosaurs never got vaccinated
And look what happened to them.
Dinosaur
Dinosaur : I ran into a girl at a vegan restaurant.
But i never met herbivore.
Why did the dinosaur get a new boyfriend?
Because her extinct.
Where do dinosaurs go for leisure while at a hotel?
The Rex room
There was actually a dinosaur called the clitorisaurus
You haven't heard of it because no one can find it
What dinosaur can feed an entire family?
Stegosaurus has all them plates.
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Why do dinosaurs need deodorant?
Because they're ex stincked.
Courteousy my five year old nephew, be nice.
"There are dinosaur bones buried out back!", I told my kids.
It's not my fault we couldn't afford a proper burial for their grandmother.
Which dinosaur is the strongest in the UK?
Tea- rex
3 dinosaurs walk up to a shiny lamp
One of them rubs it, and a mystical blue genie flies out of it!
"Hello! I am genie! Since there are 3 of you, you each get 1 wish!
"I wish for a large piece of meat!" The first dinosaur said.
And so a large slab of meat materialized before his eyes and plopped down in front of him!
"I wish for a meat shower!" The second dinosaur said.
And so the genie made all different sorts of meats from different animals rain from a small cloud above the dinosaur's head.
Not wanting to be outdone by his friends the third dinosaur quickly tries to think of something better.
"I wish for a meatier shower!"
Why can't dinosaurs say the alphabet?
Because they are dead.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What road?
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A dinosaur, a spider, and a cowboy walk into a bar
All three sit at the bar and begin drinking heavily, clearly distressed. The bartender asks them what their troubles are.
The Cowboy takes a shot, then says "my horse got loose, ran into traffic, and got hit by a semi truck carrying gasoline. Cause a whole big e**... and blew my poor horse to bits." The spider nods sympathetically. "I just lost my husband in that same fire. The driver found him, freaked out, and crashed trying to squash my dear hubby."
The bartender is in shock, but finally asks the dinosaur his story.
The dinosaur sniffed, took a sip from his straw, and said "My whole family was on that truck"
Why did the dinosaurs die out.
They got ereptile dysfunction.
How can you tell a dinosaur is an herbivore?
They will tell you within three minutes of meeting them and remind you every fifth sentence.
What dinosaur can't you hear go to the bathroom?
All of them, they're all dead.
Two Italian guys, Dino and Marcello, go fishing on a boat
Suddenly, Dino spots an old WWII bomb floating towards them.
Dino screams "Marcello! Look! It's a mine!"
Marcello -scared- replies "Okay okay Dino, you can a have it!"
Where did dinosaurs get their presents!
Toysaurus
Three dinosaurs are running across the desert when they stumble across a magic lamp.
They rub it, and a genie appears.
"I have three wishes, so I'll give one to each of you," the genie announces.
The first dinosaur thinks hard.
"Alright," he says, "I'll have a big, juicy, piece of meat."
Instantly, the biggest, juiciest piece of meat he'd ever seen appears in front of him.
Not to be outdone, the second dinosaur thinks even harder.
"I know! I'll have a shower of meat!"
Immediately, huge pieces of meat rain down around him.
The third dinosaur, certainly not to be outdone, thinks harder than the previous dinosaurs.
"I've got it!" he cries, "I want a MEATIER shower!"
What is a dinosaurs least favorite Reindeer?
Comet.
Dinosaurs really got wiped out by a rock
Shoulda picked paper
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens were not invented yet
Dinosaur Age
There is a dinosaur in the British museum that is 3 million and 24 years old.
I know this because when I visited it 24 years ago, it was 3 million years old.
Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?
Cause they're dead.
Why do dinosaurs make bad pets?
Because they're all dead.
Which dinosaur does the government of the People's Republic of China hate?
Taiwanasaurus
Which dinosaur is the worst driver?
T-Wrecks
Where does a dinosaur keep his underwear?
DRAWR
