The Best 18 Dinners Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dinners jokes. There are some dinners cove jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dinners after dinner speaking puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dinners Jokes and Puns

Tinder hookups are like microwave dinners.

Done in 2 minutes, looks nothing like the picture, but just good enough to make you come back for more when you are desperate and nothing better is available

A flight from Dublin to Boston

Shortly after I took off on an Aer Lingus flight from Dublin to Boston a few weeks ago, the air hostess nervously announced that the catering department had made a terrible mistake. A big mix up she said. Although 226 passengers were on board they received only 80 dinners. She apologised, but said that anybody kind enough to give up their meal would receive unlimited free drinks for the remainder of the flight. The next announcement came 2 hours later when she said, "If anybody is hungry, we still have 80 dinners available".

I was at the supermarket, looked three freezers down and saw the most beautiful busty blonde picking out Asian dinners. I took a quick glance at her hand and saw no wedding ring! Well, as you can imagine, I promptly did what any virile, red-blooded man would do with this opportunity...

I got really nervous, said absolutely nothing, and strictly avoided eye-contact at all costs...

Dinners joke, I was at the supermarket, looked three freezers down and saw the most beautiful busty blonde picking

This guy goes through the checkout line of the grocery store…

and he's got, like, a stack of frozen dinners, a six-pack of beer, a big 'ol bag of chips, and a single roll of toilet paper.
The cute checkout girl says, "Well, I know *you're* single!"
The guy says, "Well, yeahβ€”how'd you guess?"
She says, "You're ugly."

A guy was checking out at a supermarket with an attractive young clerk.

She scanned the frozen dinners, the beer, the ramen noodles and kept giving him eyes in between each scan.

As she scanned the condoms she looks and him and says, "Single huh?"

He replies, "yea, how'd you know?"

She says, "Because you're ugly."

Doing sexual favors for spaghetti dinners

...makes you a pastatute

A man who is well-known for overindulging at elaborate dinners is feeling abdominal pain and goes to his doctor. He asks, "Doc, is it my appendix?"

The doctor replies "No, I think it is more like your table of contents."

Dinners joke, A man who is well-known for overindulging at elaborate dinners is feeling abdominal pain and goes to

I make vegetarian thanksgivings dinners

They're called chive turkeys

I went to an all girls high school...

Teachers used to have these talks about how we should never let a guy pay the bill when we're on dates, or else we'll feel the need to reciprocate with sexual favours. Now I, for one, think that this is a terrible deal. I mean, come on; dinners are expensive!

What is the worst thing about father-son dinners?

Having to explain to Timmy why he has to go with the postman.

My sister

My sister was with two men in one night. She could hardly walk after that. Can you imagine? Two dinners!

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What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?


My wife said my sense of humor towards her has been gross and tasteless lately.

So I told her I was sorry and would stop doing impressions of her dinners.

My Thanksgiving dinners are historically accurate

I invite myself into a stranger's house for dinner, eat all his food and then tell him I live there.

Candlelight dinners, star gazing, long walks, just a girl with a burning heart...

...boy, Jean D'Arc really had a terrible life.

I like my women like I like my TV dinners

Hot, delicious, and with me during the playoffs

Dinners joke, I like my women like I like my TV dinners

I have eaten so many TV dinners that I wouldn't even need to be mummified.

You could leave my body in the middle of the woods for thousands of years and I would be perfectly preserved.

A single man is in the checkout line at a grocery store...

...and the cashier watches as he places each item on the belt: 1 frozen pizza, 5 TV dinners, 1 bar of soap, and 1 six-pack of Budweiser.

As she takes his money, the cashier looks at the man and says "you must be single, right?"

The man is taken aback. "You can tell that from what I'm buying?" he asks.

The cashier replies, "no, you're just butt-ugly."

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