The Best 35 Dinner Parties Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dinner Parties jokes. There are some dinner parties jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dinner parties puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dinner Parties Jokes and Puns

What did the cannibal get when he was late to the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

Would you sleep with me for ten million dollars?

At a fancy dinner party, a man turns to a woman and suddenly says:

- Would you sleep with me for ten million dollars?

The woman giggles.

- Of course I would!

- How about doing it for fifteen dollars?

The woman looks disgusted.

- Why, what kind of woman do you think I am?

- That's already been established. Now we're just haggling about the price.

What happened when the cannibal was late to the dinner party?

He got the cold shoulder.

I think there are nine vampires coming to my dinner party.

Oh, wait... I forgot to Count Dracula.

Frank's been drinking too much at the dinner party and decides to give a toast to his wife

"To my wife, the love of my life, and the sexiest woman I know. But it's too bad only one of those three is here tonight!"

There was a burst of laughter from the crowd, but Frank's wife took it in stride, raising here glass for a toast of her own.

"To my husband, a good provider, and the father of my children. Too bad only one of those could make it."

What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

I used to love going to dinner parties as a little girl

My wife hated it though.

How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What do cannibals serve at the beginning of a dinner party?


I showed up late to a cannibal dinner party...

They gave me the cold shoulder.

Guy with a lisp turns up to a dinner party carrying a selection of cheeses and a couple of ducks under his arm

The host says, "thanks for bringing the cheese, but why the ducks?"

The guest replies, "can't have cheese without cwackers"

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What did the cannibal who was late to the dinner party get?

The left-ovaries.

A woman and her daughter are hosting a dinner party.

When all the guests arrive, the woman asks the little girl to say grace. She says, "But Mommy, I don't know what to say?" The mother says, "You've heard me pray. Just say you've heard me say." So the girl says, "Jesus, what was I thinking inviting all these people over to my house?"

What's the difference between an orange and an erection?

... I don't have an orange.

My boyfriend's cousin introduced himself to me with this joke. Works best when whispered quietly into someone's ear at a noisy dinner party, FYI.

Son of a god

8yr old Jesus at dinner party: Can I have wine?

Mom: No you only get water.

Jesus: (Giggling) OK.

The other day I showed up late to a cannibal dinner party.

I got the cold shoulder.

I was disappointed that my friend chose to bring hot dogs to my fancy pot-luck dinner party.

But, I suppose he could have bratwurst.

The Donner Party Diet

Breakfast: Jacks

Lunch: Franks

Dinner: Patties

At the dinner party...

the suave man asks his wife "Pass the sugar, sugar!"

Not to be outdone, his buddy says to his own wife "Pass the honey, honey!"

Their biker pal turns to his old lady and yells "Pass the pork, pig!"

Santa's reindeer had an issue with their dinner reservation.

The restaurant simply refused to seat the Donner party.

I went to a dinner party for anorexics.

There was an all-you-can't-eat buffet.

Lovingly slow-cooked over an open flame...

...I served a female deer with herbs to my family at a recent dinner party.

Calling it "Spit-Roasted Dill Doe" was maybe a little unwise.

Who are the worst guests at a dinner party?

Vegan bitcoin owners.

What do you get after the animal dinner party?

Stuffed animals.

A cannibal arrives late for a dinner party

He sees that his friends have not started eating yet or even cooking yet and says "Oh, thanks for waiting."

His friends responded "No problem. We couldn't start until you were here."

My daughter was having a pretend dinner party with her teddy bear and she asked, Do you want anything to eat, Mr. Bear?

In my best bear voice, I replied, No thanks, I'm stuffed!"

After a dinner party

...while taking plates to the kitchen my guest asked if the dishwasher was dirty.

I said no, I believe she showered before dinner.

What is the worst thing to give to a cannibal at a dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

I told my husband he really should stop masturbating.

"Why?", he asked

"Because you're making this dinner party REALLY uncomfortable for our guests."

What do you call a cannibalistic dinner party?

The Donner Party

Hannibal Lector crashed my dinner party and rudely demanded that I feed him!

I gave him a piece of my mind.

The difference between 'Dinner Party' and 'Donner Party?

The meaning of 'Who is being served now?'

A man goes to a party

and goes towards the waiter at the front desk.
"What's to do around here?" asked the man.
"Well we have the Dinner Line," replied the waiter. "and we also have the Dessert Line.
The man looks around the room, confused, so he asks the waiter,
"Where's the Punch Line?"
"It's gone."

What did the Whig party have for dinner?

Chicken Cacciatore.

How do you embarrass Eva Braun at a dinner party?


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We suggest to use only working dinner parties piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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