The Best 19 Dinklage Jokes

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[Mild Infinity War Spoiler] Did you guys see Peter Dinklage in the new Avengers film?

It was his biggest role to date.

I read in the news that someone stole the wallet of Peter Dinklage when he was out for a walk.

I meanβ€”-who would stoop so low?

I really like white dwarf stars...

...My favorite is Peter Dinklage.

Dinklage joke, I really like white dwarf stars...

What's the most well-known dwarf star?

Peter Dinklage.

I found Peter Dinklage on a Hertzsprung–Russell diagram...

It said "white dwarf"

Peter Dinklage walks into a doctor's office. He says, I'm a Hollywood star. Can I go to the front of the line?

Doctor: I am sorry Sir, but you have to be a little patient.

Did you hear Peter Dinklage got pickpocketed?

Who would stoop that low?

Dinklage joke, Did you hear Peter Dinklage got pickpocketed?

Peter Dinklage has apologised for tweets expressing support for white supremacy

It's all right, he's just a little racist.

Peter Dinklage gets wallet stolen at 'Game of Thrones' premiere

How could anyone stoop so low?

Peter Dinklage to play a Borg in new Star Trek film

His designation : One of seven.

What does a dwarf call his peter?


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Let's reboot Robocop and replace Peter Weller with Peter Dinklage.

Call it Robocrop .

Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose

I asked Peter Dinklage for a dollar

But he said, "Sorry, I'm a little short."

Peter Dinklage is like an EA game...

You buy the product and "legs" are the DLCs you can't afford.

I gave my two-year old son a set of Legos, and now he's choking on Peter Dinklage.

There are no small parts, only small actors.

Dinklage joke, I gave my two-year old son a set of Legos, and now he's choking on Peter Dinklage.

Did you hear about the movie where Peter Dinklage quits his electrician job to pursue a career in music?

It's called "Semi-Conductor".

They should rename the star of the newly discovered solar system with earth like exoplanets Peter Dinklage

Because it's an ultracool dwarf star

I like Peter Dinklage in Game of Thrones

But I like him better in smaller roles.

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