Uplifting Dini Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends
I was dining at a restaurant when I noticed that my waitress had a black eye...
... so I ordered very slowly because she's obviously a bad listener.
Dining Out
A waiter approached our table and asked us if we enjoyed our meal.
It was absolutely delicious, I ate every last bit! said my wife.
And Sir? said the waiter. How did you find the pork belly?
Oh, about six years ago, we met at a sales convention.
What do you get after dining at a chinese brothel?
Fortune n**...
Dining Out
Patron 1: "I eat at a different restaurant every day."
Patron 2: "I don't tip, either."