The Best 13 Dingo Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Dingo jokes. There are some dingo unproductive jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dingo wah puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 Funniest Dingo Jokes and Puns
A teacher asks a student to "name two animals peculiar to Australia"
He responds with "The polar bear and penguin are peculiar to Australia, but the kangaroo and dingo live there."
I told a wild dog to go away...
It dingo anywhere.
What do you call Australian slang?
Dingo Lingo.
Why did the wild Australian dog have no answer when he was asked if the party was good?
Because he dingo.
How many tutors does it take to make a wild dog literate?
It takes two to make a dingo write.
What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
Dingo Starr!
Why didn't the Australian get smashed at the party ?
Because he din-go
What does a Dingo call a pregnant woman?
A Snack Pack......
I'm sorry
What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?
It takes 10 months to give it a good meal
Australian Jokes
What enemies does a test tube baby have?
Answer: a dingo with a straw
I got a really bad costume idea for your dog.
1) Get a baby doll
2) cover it in fake blood
3) Attach it to the dog somehow
4) Say your dog is dressed as a Dingo for halloween.
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What is the greatest threat to a test tube baby?
A dingo with a straw
Australian word of the day: Dingo
Me mate had a barbie last night, but I dingo
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