The Best 9 Dinghy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dinghy jokes. There are some dinghy seas jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dinghy vessel puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dinghy Jokes and Puns

What do you call a chicken in a dinghy full of tomato sauce, using carrots for oars, chasing a British Conservative fleeing Brexit?

Chicken Cacciatore

What do you call a jellyfish on a racing boat?

A stringy thingy in a dinghy.

If the salmon come in on the salmon boat and the lobsters come in on the lobster boat, what boat do the crabs come in on?

The captain's dinghy

Why wouldn't anyone have sex with the the pirate?

Because he had barnacles on his dinghy!

If you own a Big Yacht...

...You probably have a little dinghy.


Doctor, doctor every time I see inflatable flotation devices, I start to burn up.

Doc: I'm afraid you have dinghy fever.

I left my family of wild dogs and set about a journey on a rubber dinghy.

It did it feral to sea.

Old sailors never die

They just get a little dinghy

If shrimp ride on the shrimp boat and lobsters ride on the lobster boat; where do crabs ride?

The captain's dinghy.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dinghy lifeboats puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dinghy shellfish piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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