The Best 7 Dingdong Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dingdong jokes. There are some dingdong man jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dingdong yung puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dingdong Jokes and Puns

How can you tell a boy door from a girl door?

One has a ding-dong and the other's got knockers.

How can you tell the difference between a male door and a female door?

One has a ding-dong and the other has knockers.

A long-awaited prize

So a rich dude wants to have sex with a virgin, so he puts a girl into a convent until she reaches age of consent.

The big day comes and he's putting some lube on his dingdong and the girls asks "what's that for?" He replies "so it doesn't hurt going in."

She replies "why don't you just spit on it like the monks do?"

I walked past the church and I clearly heard two bell-ringers arguing

They were having a right old ding-dong

Did you hear the doorbell ring?

No? Oh, I guess that was just you being a ding-dong.


What do Paul McCartney's "Wonderful Christmas" and your Mom have in common?

Both suck and have a lot of ding-dong in them.

What is Caitlyn Jenner's favorite prank?

The ding-dong ditch

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dingdong ting puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dingdong doormat piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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