Dingdong Jokes
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How can you tell a boy door from a girl door?
One has a ding-d**... and the other's got k**....
You know what clocks are?
Giant ding-dongs.
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A long-awaited prize
So a rich dude wants to have s**... with a v**..., so he puts a girl into a convent until she reaches age of consent.
The big day comes and he's putting some l**... on his dingdong and the girls asks "what's that for?" He replies "so it doesn't hurt going in."
She replies "why don't you just spit on it like the monks do?"
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I walked past the church and I clearly heard two bell-ringers arguing
They were having a right old ding-d**...
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How do u get a t**... pregnant?
Put it in a box of DingDongs. Then it's a HoHo.
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