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60 ding jokes and hilarious ding puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ding that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Looking for a laugh? Check out this collection of ding jokes from around the world! From the classic "ding dong ditch" to hao, itsa and gong, there's something for everyone! Enjoy a good chuckle today!

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Funniest Ding Short Jokes

Short ding jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ding humour may include short pong jokes also.

  1. My little Hamster is such a laugh!! He just stays in there on that circle thing going round and round and round for ages until ...
    *DING* Then I take him out of the Microwave.
  2. A musician walks in to a music store. "I'm looking for an instrument that goes *ding*." he says.
    "*Ding*?" asks the confused shopkeeper.
    The musician replies "You'll do fine."
  3. Would you like to hear a german joke? Tut mir leid so ein Ding existiert nicht
    Edit 1: Grammar
  4. My girlfriend dumped me for making too much Game of Thrones references. What a shame *ding-a-ling*
  5. How can you tell a boy door from a girl door? One has a ding-d**... and the other's got k**....
  6. How can you tell the difference between a male door and a female door? One has a ding-d**... and the other has k**....
  7. I just got a new doorbell that when the button is pressed has a gorilla singing about table tennis. It's called The King Kong ping pong Sing Song Ding d**...
  8. Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING d**...!
  9. The owner of hostess just brought the p**... mansion Guess he really liked h**...-hos and ding dongs
  10. I wrote a movie about a male sheep and his son enjoying a Hostess pastry. I call it
    *Ram, a Lamb, a Ding d**...*

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Ding One Liners

Which ding one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ding? I can suggest the ones about bang and duck.

  1. What's a Jahovah's witness' favorite treat? Ding Dongs
  2. I've invented a biro with a bell attachment. Patent pen ding.
  3. You know what clocks are? Giant ding-dongs.
  4. What sound did the Chinese space station make as it broke apart? Bang Ding Ow
  5. How did Little Debby get pregnant? She fell into a box of Ding Dongs
  6. What does the font say? Wingding-ding-ding-ding-wingdingering-ding!
  7. I met a Chinese-American construction worker the other day. His name is Bill Ding.
  8. Me friend said you are what you eat. As they asked I replied: star spangled ding dongs.
  9. Two men walk into a bar... Ding, Ding... OUCH!
  10. What do you call an onion ring shaped like a bell? An onion ding!
  11. A man walks into a bar..... Ding ding ding, Order.
  12. What does Bond's doorbell sounds like? d**.... Ding d**...
  13. What does james bond's doorbell sounds like? '**..., Ding d**...''
  14. What do you call Jehova's Witnesses in Chinese Ding d**...
  15. What do you call a chinese Jehovah's witness? Ding d**...

Bang Ding Jokes

Here is a list of funny bang ding jokes and even better bang ding puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • *ding-d**...* - "Hello, my name is Tony, I'm here to bang your daughter." - "TO WHAT?!" - - "TONY!"

Ding Dong Ditch Jokes

Here is a list of funny ding dong ditch jokes and even better ding dong ditch puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • 1: Knock Knock! 2: Who's There? \[5 seconds of silence\]
    2: Oh it's a ding d**... ditch(ding d**... dash).
  • An immature kid decides to play ding d**... ditch
  • What is Caitlyn Jenner's favorite prank? The ding-d**... ditch
Ding joke, What is Caitlyn Jenner's favorite prank?

Ding Dong Jokes

Here is a list of funny ding dong jokes and even better ding dong puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding d**... roof patched up!?
    Ah horse apples!
  • What song was performed at Geralt Of Rivia's f**...? Ding d**... The Witcher's Dead
  • What's a m**...'s favorite treat? Ding Dongs
  • Just attended my mother in-laws f**.... Apparently "Ding d**... The Witch is Dead" was not an appropriate song for the occasion.
  • Yo momma's so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding-d**...."
  • I walked past the church and I clearly heard two bell-ringers arguing They were having a right old ding-d**...
  • DING d**...! Would you like to take the time to talk about our lord and savior?
  • Someone just rang my doorbell and ran away, leaving a bag of low-quality w**...… I think I was a victim of ding-d**...-ditchweed.
  • I ate a hermaphrodite lunch today... I had both a Ding d**... and a Yoohoo.
  • Did you hear the doorbell ring? No? Oh, I guess that was just you being a ding-d**....
Ding joke, Did you hear the doorbell ring?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about ding can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of ding puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Share Hilarious Ding Jokes and Enjoy Unforgettable Laughter

What funny jokes about ding you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean ting jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make ding prank.

Trump Dingell joke

Debbie Dingell had asked Trump for A-plus treatment after her husband's death John Dingell.
Trump: Ok.
Debbie Dingell: Thank you so much. John would be so thrilled. He's looking down.
Trump: That's OK. Don't worry about it. Maybe he's looking up. I don't know.

Man walks into a store to return a doorbell...

A clerk asks if he needs help and the man tells him "Yes I'm here to return a doorbell, she's broken."
The clerk says "Why did you just call that doorbell 'she'?"
The man says "Because it's a female doorbell."
The clerk asks "How do you figure that?"
The man says "Because it has a ding but no d**...."

Dad and son had a conversation.

Dad: Son, it's time to talk about the uhh female and male stuff.
Son: I'm sorry what?
Dad: You know.. the ding into hole in one stuff....
Son: I really don't know what you are talking about dad.
Dad: Son, I'm talking about s**....
Son: Oooh the s**... stuff, I've already educated myself dad.
Dad: From where???
Son: From your Brazzers premium subscription account on your PC....

What does a Dingo call a pregnant woman?

A Snack Pack......
I'm sorry

A man visits a p**.... He presses the door bell...

...*DING d**...*!
The p**... opens the door. She looks at the man. She says:
"What do you want with me? You've got no arms or legs?"
The man replies:
"I managed to reach the door bell, didn't I?"

Which Camelid animal rings the doorbell before bringing the margarine?

Rama Lama Ding d**....

What song will be played at Theresa May's f**...?

*Ding d**... The Witch Is Dead*

Ding joke, Me friend said you are what you eat.

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