The Best 35 Ding Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Ding jokes. There are some ding echo jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
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Top 10 Funniest Ding Jokes and Puns
What do you call an onion ring shaped like a bell?
An onion ding!
King Kong...
King Kong
Went to
Hong Kong
To lkay
With his
Ding dong
A man visits a prostitute. He presses the door bell...
...*DING DONG*!
The prostitute opens the door. She looks at the man. She says:
"What do you want with me? You've got no arms or legs?"
The man replies:
"I managed to reach the door bell, didn't I?"
Trump Dingell joke
Debbie Dingell had asked Trump for A-plus treatment after her husband's death John Dingell.
Trump: Ok.
Debbie Dingell: Thank you so much. John would be so thrilled. He's looking down.
Trump: That's OK. Don't worry about it. Maybe he's looking up. I don't know.
Would you like to hear a german joke?
Tut mir leid so ein Ding existiert nicht
Edit 1: Grammar
How did Little Debby get pregnant?
She fell into a box of Ding Dongs
What's stupid and makes a ding noise?
A dumbbell
When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin,
when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?
Ah horse apples!
I ate a hermaphrodite lunch today...
I had both a Ding Dong and a Yoohoo.
An immature kid decides to play ding dong ditch
What do you call a chinese Jehovah's witness?
Ding Dong
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I just got a new doorbell that when the button is pressed has a gorilla singing about table tennis.
It's called The King Kong Ping Pong Sing Song Ding Dong
What does a Dingo call a pregnant woman?
A Snack Pack......
I'm sorry
The owner of hostess just brought the playboy mansion
Guess he really liked ho-hos and ding dongs
What do you call Jehova's Witnesses in Chinese
Ding Dong
My little Hamster is such a laugh!!
He just stays in there on that circle thing going round and round and round for ages until ...
*DING* Then I take him out of the Microwave.
Man walks into a store to return a doorbell...
A clerk asks if he needs help and the man tells him "Yes I'm here to return a doorbell, she's broken."
The clerk says "Why did you just call that doorbell 'she'?"
The man says "Because it's a female doorbell."
The clerk asks "How do you figure that?"
The man says "Because it has a ding but no dong."
Just attended my mother in-laws funeral.
Apparently "Ding Dong The Witch is Dead" was not an appropriate song for the occasion.
What's a Mormon's favorite treat?
Ding Dongs
What's a Jahovah's witness' favorite treat?
Ding Dongs
What sound did the Chinese space station make as it broke apart?
Bang Ding Ow
DING DONG!
Would you like to take the time to talk about our lord and savior?
Two men walk into a bar...
Ding, Ding... OUCH!
Me friend said you are what you eat.
As they asked I replied: star spangled ding dongs.
What song will be played at Theresa May's funeral?
*Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead*
Which Camelid animal rings the doorbell before bringing the margarine?
Rama Lama Ding Dong.
I met a Chinese-American construction worker the other day.
His name is Bill Ding.
Dad and son had a conversation.
Dad: Son, it's time to talk about the uhh female and male stuff.
Son: I'm sorry what?
Dad: You know.. the ding into hole in one stuff....
Son: I really don't know what you are talking about dad.
Dad: Son, I'm talking about sex.
Son: Oooh the sex stuff, I've already educated myself dad.
Dad: From where???
Son: From your Brazzers premium subscription account on your PC....
What song was performed at Geralt Of Rivia's funeral?
Ding Dong The Witcher's Dead
1: Knock Knock! 2: Who's There?
\[5 seconds of silence\]
2: Oh it's a ding dong ditch(ding dong dash).
I wrote a movie about a male sheep and his son enjoying a Hostess pastry.
I call it
*Ram, a Lamb, a Ding Dong*
What does James Bond's doorbell sounds like?
''Dong, Ding Dong''
A musician walks in to a music store.
"I'm looking for an instrument that goes *ding*." he says.
"*Ding*?" asks the confused shopkeeper.
The musician replies "You'll do fine."
I've invented a biro with a bell attachment.
Patent pen ding.
What does Bond's doorbell sounds like?
Dong. Ding Dong
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