Ding Jokes
46 ding jokes and hilarious ding puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ding that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a laugh? Check out this collection of ding jokes from around the world! From the classic "ding dong ditch" to hao, itsa and gong, there's something for everyone! Enjoy a good chuckle today!
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Funniest Ding Short Jokes
Short ding jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ding humour may include short pong jokes also.
- My little Hamster is such a laugh!! He just stays in there on that circle thing going round and round and round for ages until ...
*DING* Then I take him out of the Microwave. - A musician walks in to a music store. "I'm looking for an instrument that goes *ding*." he says.
"*Ding*?" asks the confused shopkeeper.
The musician replies "You'll do fine." - Would you like to hear a german joke? Tut mir leid so ein Ding existiert nicht
Edit 1: Grammar - My girlfriend dumped me for making too much Game of Thrones references. What a shame *ding-a-ling*
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Ding One Liners
Which ding one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ding? I can suggest the ones about bang and duck.
- What's a Jahovah's witness' favorite treat? Ding Dongs
- I've invented a biro with a bell attachment. Patent pen ding.
- You know what clocks are? Giant ding-dongs.
- What sound did the Chinese space station make as it broke apart? Bang Ding Ow
- What does the font say? Wingding-ding-ding-ding-wingdingering-ding!
- I met a Chinese-American construction worker the other day. His name is Bill Ding.
- Me friend said you are what you eat. As they asked I replied: star spangled ding dongs.
- Two men walk into a bar... Ding, Ding... OUCH!
- What do you call an onion ring shaped like a bell? An onion ding!
- A man walks into a bar..... Ding ding ding, Order.
- What does Bond's doorbell sounds like? d**.... Ding d**...
- What do you call a chinese Jehovah's witness? Ding d**...
- How did Little Debby get pregnant? She fell into a box of Ding Dongs
- What song was performed at Geralt Of Rivia's f**...? Ding d**... The Witcher's Dead
- What's a m**...'s favorite treat? Ding Dongs
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What funny jokes about ding you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ting jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ding pranks.
Trump Dingell joke
Debbie Dingell had asked Trump for A-plus treatment after her husband's death John Dingell.
Trump: Ok.
Debbie Dingell: Thank you so much. John would be so thrilled. He's looking down.
Trump: That's OK. Don't worry about it. Maybe he's looking up. I don't know.
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Man walks into a store to return a doorbell...
A clerk asks if he needs help and the man tells him "Yes I'm here to return a doorbell, she's broken."
The clerk says "Why did you just call that doorbell 'she'?"
The man says "Because it's a female doorbell."
The clerk asks "How do you figure that?"
The man says "Because it has a ding but no d**...."
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I just got a new doorbell that when the button is pressed has a gorilla singing about table tennis.
It's called The King Kong ping pong Sing Song Ding d**...
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The owner of hostess just brought the p**... mansion
Guess he really liked h**...-hos and ding dongs
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I wrote a movie about a male sheep and his son enjoying a Hostess pastry.
I call it
*Ram, a Lamb, a Ding d**...*
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When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin,
when we gonna get that ding d**... roof patched up!?
Ah horse apples!
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1: Knock Knock! 2: Who's There?
\[5 seconds of silence\]
2: Oh it's a ding d**... ditch(ding d**... dash).
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Dad and son had a conversation.
Dad: Son, it's time to talk about the uhh female and male stuff.
Son: I'm sorry what?
Dad: You know.. the ding into hole in one stuff....
Son: I really don't know what you are talking about dad.
Dad: Son, I'm talking about s**....
Son: Oooh the s**... stuff, I've already educated myself dad.
Dad: From where???
Son: From your Brazzers premium subscription account on your PC....
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Just attended my mother in-laws f**....
Apparently "Ding d**... The Witch is Dead" was not an appropriate song for the occasion.
What does a Dingo call a pregnant woman?
A Snack Pack......
I'm sorry
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An immature kid decides to play ding d**... ditch
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DING d**...!
Would you like to take the time to talk about our lord and savior?
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I ate a hermaphrodite lunch today...
I had both a Ding d**... and a Yoohoo.
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Which Camelid animal rings the doorbell before bringing the margarine?
Rama Lama Ding d**....
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What song will be played at Theresa May's f**...?
*Ding d**... The Witch Is Dead*
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What's s**... and makes a ding noise?
A dumbbell
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King Kong...
King Kong
Went to
Hong Kong
To lkay
With his
Ding d**...
