The Best 35 Ding Dong Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ding Dong jokes. There are some ding dong tai jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ding dong phuc puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Ding Dong Jokes and Puns

What does Bond's doorbell sounds like?

Dong. Ding Dong

What does James Bond's doorbell sounds like?

''Dong, Ding Dong''

What do you call Jehova's Witnesses in Chinese

Ding Dong

How can you tell a boy door from a girl door?

One has a ding-dong and the other's got knockers.

Sunday Morning Sex

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."

How can you tell the difference between a male door and a female door?

One has a ding-dong and the other has knockers.

Man walks into a store to return a doorbell...

A clerk asks if he needs help and the man tells him "Yes I'm here to return a doorbell, she's broken."

The clerk says "Why did you just call that doorbell 'she'?"

The man says "Because it's a female doorbell."

The clerk asks "How do you figure that?"

The man says "Because it has a ding but no dong."

I just got a new doorbell that when the button is pressed has a gorilla singing about table tennis.

It's called The King Kong Ping Pong Sing Song Ding Dong

Dat Riddim

A woman asked her grandmother how her grandfather had died. "He had a heart attack while we were making love one Sunday morning," Granny said. Horrified, the granddaughter told her that two people that old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh, no," said Granny. "Many years ago we realized that ringing church bells provided the perfect rhythm: in on the ding and out on the dong." She paused, wiped away a tear, and continued, "But then the ice-cream truck came along."

What's a Jahovah's witness' favorite treat?

Ding Dongs

What do you call a chinese Jehovah's witness?

Ding Dong

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You know what clocks are?

Giant ding-dongs.

Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!

How did Little Debby get pregnant?

She fell into a box of Ding Dongs

The owner of hostess just brought the playboy mansion

Guess he really liked ho-hos and ding dongs

I wrote a movie about a male sheep and his son enjoying a Hostess pastry.

I call it

*Ram, a Lamb, a Ding Dong*

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin,

when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

1: Knock Knock! 2: Who's There?

\[5 seconds of silence\]

2: Oh it's a ding dong ditch(ding dong dash).

What song was performed at Geralt Of Rivia's funeral?

Ding Dong The Witcher's Dead

What's a Mormon's favorite treat?

Ding Dongs

Just attended my mother in-laws funeral.

Apparently "Ding Dong The Witch is Dead" was not an appropriate song for the occasion.

An immature kid decides to play ding dong ditch

Yo momma's so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding-dong."

I walked past the church and I clearly heard two bell-ringers arguing

They were having a right old ding-dong


Would you like to take the time to talk about our lord and savior?

Someone just rang my doorbell and ran away, leaving a bag of low-quality weed…

I think I was a victim of ding-dong-ditchweed.

I ate a hermaphrodite lunch today...

I had both a Ding Dong and a Yoohoo.

A man visits a prostitute. He presses the door bell...


The prostitute opens the door. She looks at the man. She says:

"What do you want with me? You've got no arms or legs?"

The man replies:

"I managed to reach the door bell, didn't I?"

Did you hear the doorbell ring?

No? Oh, I guess that was just you being a ding-dong.

What do Paul McCartney's "Wonderful Christmas" and your Mom have in common?

Both suck and have a lot of ding-dong in them.

Which Camelid animal rings the doorbell before bringing the margarine?

Rama Lama Ding Dong.

What song will be played at Theresa May's funeral?

*Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead*

Me friend said you are what you eat.

As they asked I replied: star spangled ding dongs.

What is Caitlyn Jenner's favorite prank?

The ding-dong ditch

King Kong...

King Kong
Went to
Hong Kong
To lkay
With his
Ding dong

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the ding dong ling jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working ding dong wen piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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