Dimwitted Jokes
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Dimwitted Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good dimwitted joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Good Kid!
A father had a rather dim-witted son. One day, the son came home from school. His father asked him, "How was school, son?" His son replied, "Great dad! My teacher asked a question, and only I could answer!" His father was overjoyed. He probed, "Good kid! What was the question?"
His son replied, "She asked, 'Who f**...?' "
The pallbearers accidentally bumped Susan's casket on the wall...
... and they hear a cough. They open the casket and sure enough Susan is alive, apparently having been in a coma which she is coming out of.
She recovers in the hospital and lives another 3 years before she finally passes. At her (second) f**... the eulogies finish and the pallbearers begin to raise the casket. Susan's husband rises and shouts: Be careful not to hit the wall this time, you dimwits!!
Sherlock Holmes and Watson went camping.
As they lay down in their sleeping bags, Sherlock calls out to Watson and says 'The stars are quite visible this evening. What do you think that means?'
Watson replies, 'Well, I think it means that there's a whole universe out there that remains unexplored and filled with mysteries and worlds we could never think of!'
'No you d**...,' Sherlock says, 'it means someone stole our tents.'
Why is Patrick always so dimwitted?
Because he lives under a rock.
You are so dimwitted even the blackhole night sky looks brighter than you.
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