Dimly Lit Jokes
3 dimly lit jokes and hilarious dimly lit puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dimly lit that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Dimly Lit Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good dimly lit joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A guy in a dimly lit bar turns to the woman next to him and says hey you want to hear a blonde joke?
The woman responds, before you tell your blonde joke, let me tell YOU something. I'm a professional MMA fighter and I'm blonde. The woman next to me is a professional kickboxer and she's blonde too. Oh and next to her, a judo instructor. Also blonde. You still want to tell me that blonde joke?
The man turns back to his beer. Ughh. Not if I have to explain it THREE times.
I had trouble reading the bill in a poorly lit Chinese restaurant.
It was a dim sum.
It is 2:00 am. There are a half dozen empty v**... bottles lying on the dimly-lit street. Two men standing in the middle of street have been arguing that the other man is more drunk. Finally, one man said to the other, “If you are not drunk, then climb up this column," pointing to the vertical beam of light that the flashlight in this right hand makes. Thinking a bit, the other man stuttered, “I am not that s**.... If I climb up to the top and you turn off the light, I will surely fall to my death!”
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