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Q: What food diminishes a woman's s**... drive by 90%?

A: Her wedding cake.

Scientists just discovered a food that diminishes a woman's s**... drive by 90%...

it's called 'wedding cake'

Grocery Economics

A man and his economist friend are having lunch.
the man mentions that he's noticed something strange when he buys groceries each week. "I always buy a tub of margarine, but I've noticed that, even though it's the same price every time, there's less margarine in the tub. I can't figure out what's going on."
The economist friend nods with a knowing smile and responds "what you have there is a case of the Law of diminishing Margarinal returns."

My doctor advised me to kill people. Not in such words of course, he just said that I must diminish the amount of stress in my life.

Diminishing Return Joke (request)

Salesman: Lady, this vacuum cleaner will cut your house cleaning time in half.
Woman: Great, Gimme two of 'em!
*Does anyone know of any other jokes that demonstrate the Law of Diminishing returns? Its for a project I'm working on...

I really wish I could diminish my allergies..

Like, punch a hole right through them. Alas, I don't have any experience putting holes in things.
If only I had Benadryl.


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