Dimes Jokes
35 dimes jokes and hilarious dimes puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dimes that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Dimes Short Jokes
Short dimes jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dimes humour may include short dollars jokes also.
- If i had a dime for every time i didn't understand what's going on. I'd be like: "Why y'all keep giving me all these dimes?"
- If I had a dime for every time I had no idea what was going on… I'd be like Yo, what's with all these dimes?
- If I had a dime for every time I didn't understand what's going on, I'd be like: "Why do all of you keep giving me all these dimes?"
- If I had a dime for every time I didn't understand what was going on... I'd be asking, "Where are all these dimes coming from?"
- If I had a dime for every time I didn't know what was going on I'd be like why do yall keep giving me dimes??
- If I had a dime for every time I lost something between the couch cushions... I would probably lose those between the couch cushions too.
- Johnny's mother called his father at work... "Johnny just swallowed a nickle and spit up two dimes, what do I do??"
"Keep feeding him nickles!" - Have you heard about the new car from Israel? Not only does it stop on the dime, but it picks it up too!
- A latino goes to a vending machine He gets a soda for 75c. He puts in 65c. The machine says "dime", so he whispers quiero una pepsi porfavor
- If I had a dime for every time I didn't think something through... I'd have...well, I don't know really, I guess a lot of dimes.
Oh hey, just found a dime.
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Dimes One Liners
Which dimes one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dimes? I can suggest the ones about dollar coins and digs.
- If I had a dime for everytime I thought about you... I would definitely think about you
- If I got a dime every time I exaggerated... I'd have a jillion, gazillion bucks!
- You heard about the new Jewish designed car? It stops on a dime... & picks it up.
- What do you call a kennel made of pennies, dimes, and quarters? A Nickle-less Cage
- If I had a dime for every math problem I get wrong I'd have $1.46
- Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. My coworker makes pennies.
We work at a mint. - If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change I'd still say no.
- What do you call a person that has a penny, a dime, and a quarter? Nickel-less
- Fake people are like pennies Two-faced and not worth a dime.
- Due to inflation The phrase "a dime a dozen" has gone up to "a dollar a dozen"
- If i had a dime for every time i didn't understand what's going on. I'd have $37.25
- How I traveled around the world without spending a nickel. I paid in dimes.
- What do you call a bunch of hotties walking down the street? March of Dimes
- If I had a dime for every time I saw a BMW turn without signalling ...I could buy a BMW.
- Carpe Dime Seize the coin.
Cheerful Fun Dimes Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What funny jokes about dimes you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dollar bill jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dimes pranks.
A man orders a coffee
A man enters a bar and the bartender comes over and asks "Can I help you sir?".
The man answers "What does a cup of coffee cost in this place?".
The bartender says "That would be $2.60".
"Alright, I'll have one." says the client and he takes 26 dimes out of his wallet and he throws them on the ground.
The bartender doesn't want to get involved in a fight so he just picks up the money and he brings the man his coffee.
A week later, the same man enters the bar. He orders a coffee again but this time he pays with a five dollar bill.
The bartender smelled an opportunity for revenge and when he brings the coffee, he throws 48 nickels on the ground as change. The client throws 2 extra dimes on the floor and orders a second coffee.
If I had a dime for every time I had no idea what was going on...
I would be crushed by dimes and have no idea why.
A little boy swallows a nickel.
His mother panics and starts hitting him hard on the back. Suddenly he coughs up two dimes. She doesn't know what to do so she calls her husband.
"Junior swallowed a nickel, and when I patted him on the back he coughed up two dimes. What do I do?" she cried.
"Keep feeding him nickels!" the father said.
If I had a dime for every time I didn't know what was happening…
I'd be like… Heeeyy, why y'all givin me all these dimes??
School Nurse: "Sir, your son swallowed 2 dimes and a quarter at recess today. He seems to be okay."
Dad: "Thanks. Call me if there's any change."
A soldier defied a superior officer and was confined to quarters
He had to turn in his pennies, nickels, dimes, and all paper money.
Why did the Penny go to the Nickel for dating advice?
The penny saw the nickel take two dimes to his quarters.
What's the difference between a stingy neighbor and a cheap p**...?
One nickels and dimes you for screws while the other screws you for nickels and dimes.
Paradigm Shift
Teacher: Can anyone give me an example of a paradigm shift?
Little Johnny: It's when you change a pair of dimes into four nickels.
A woman goes to the doctor
A woman goes to the doctor and says, I'm a little embarrassed, but every time I go to the bathroom, I pee nickels, dimes, and quarters. What is wrong with me?
The doctor answers her, There's nothing wrong with you miss. You're just going through the change.
