The Best 26 Dimes Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dimes jokes. There are some dimes penny jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dimes tuppence puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dimes Jokes and Puns

If i had a dime for every time i didn't understand what's going on.

I'd be like: "Why y'all keep giving me all these dimes?"

If I had a dime for every time I had no idea what was going on…

I'd be like Yo, what's with all these dimes?

If I had a dime for every time I didn't understand what's going on,

I'd be like: "Why do all of you keep giving me all these dimes?"

If I had a dime for every time I didn't understand what was going on...

I'd be asking, "Where are all these dimes coming from?"

If I had a dime for every time I didn't know what was going on

I'd be like why do yall keep giving me dimes??


A man orders a coffee

A man enters a bar and the bartender comes over and asks "Can I help you sir?".

The man answers "What does a cup of coffee cost in this place?".

The bartender says "That would be $2.60".

"Alright, I'll have one." says the client and he takes 26 dimes out of his wallet and he throws them on the ground.
The bartender doesn't want to get involved in a fight so he just picks up the money and he brings the man his coffee.

A week later, the same man enters the bar. He orders a coffee again but this time he pays with a five dollar bill.

The bartender smelled an opportunity for revenge and when he brings the coffee, he throws 48 nickels on the ground as change. The client throws 2 extra dimes on the floor and orders a second coffee.

What do you call a kennel made of pennies, dimes, and quarters?

A Nickle-less Cage

Dimes joke, What do you call a kennel made of pennies, dimes, and quarters?

Johnny's mother called his father at work...

"Johnny just swallowed a nickle and spit up two dimes, what do I do??"

"Keep feeding him nickles!"

If I had a dime for every time I didn't think something through...

I'd have...well, I don't know really, I guess a lot of dimes.

Oh hey, just found a dime.

If I had a dime for every time I had no idea what was going on...

I would be crushed by dimes and have no idea why.

A little boy swallows a nickel.

His mother panics and starts hitting him hard on the back. Suddenly he coughs up two dimes. She doesn't know what to do so she calls her husband.

"Junior swallowed a nickel, and when I patted him on the back he coughed up two dimes. What do I do?" she cried.

"Keep feeding him nickels!" the father said.

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School Nurse: "Sir, your son swallowed 2 dimes and a quarter at recess today. He seems to be okay."

Dad: "Thanks. Call me if there's any change."

Why did the Penny go to the Nickel for dating advice?

The penny saw the nickel take two dimes to his quarters.

What's the difference between a stingy neighbor and a cheap prostitute?

One nickels and dimes you for screws while the other screws you for nickels and dimes.

How I traveled around the world without spending a nickel.

I paid in dimes.

What do you call a bunch of hotties walking down the street?

March of Dimes

Dimes joke, What do you call a bunch of hotties walking down the street?

Paradigm Shift

Teacher: Can anyone give me an example of a paradigm shift?

Little Johnny: It's when you change a pair of dimes into four nickels.

A woman goes to the doctor

A woman goes to the doctor and says, I'm a little embarrassed, but every time I go to the bathroom, I pee nickels, dimes, and quarters. What is wrong with me?

The doctor answers her, There's nothing wrong with you miss. You're just going through the change.

My wife...

My wife was counting all the nickels and dimes out on the kitchen table when she suddenly got very angry and started shouting and crying for no reason. I thought to myself, "She's going through the change."


The other day I asked someone what makes pennies, nickels, dimes, and quarters. They replied "A coin machine".

I said "That makes cents."

Why aren't Jewish people into rap?

They can't drop dimes

Did you hear that the star of Con Air was arrested and put in a jail cell filled with pennies, dimes, and quarters?

It was a nickel-less cage.

I went to the march of dimes this weekend.

But they were all 6s at best.

My friends and I were trying to play the drinking game "quarters" but no one had any, so we used dimes instead...

...talk about a game changer

What do you call a dog cage with only pennies, dimes, and quarters in it?

A Nicholas Cage.

If I had a dime for every time I quoted the movie Blazing Saddles...

I would have a shitload of dimes.

Dimes joke, If I had a dime for every time I quoted the movie Blazing Saddles...

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