The Best 20 Dimension Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dimension jokes. There are some dimension scale jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dimension spudnik puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dimension Jokes and Puns

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What do you call a little square that hasn't developed its new dimension yet?

Precubescent

Area Man Discovers New Dimension, Becomes Volume Man

How many dimensions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three. Two to rotate, one to get it done in time.

Dimension joke, How many dimensions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Why is 2 dimensional soda not popular?

Because it's always flat.

Did you hear about the episode concept for Doctor Who where The Doctor accidentally falls into a food themed alternative dimension?

He was attacked by The Garlics


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I didn't believe it when they told me the government had accidentally opened a portal to another dimension while trying to spy on the Russians...

But I guess stranger things have happened.

Dimension joke, I didn't believe it when they told me the government had accidentally opened a portal to another dim

If we were compressed down to a single dimension ...

what would be the point of it all?

The Sanders/Cruz debate was really weird

It was like peeking into an alternate dimension where both parties had hindsight

After a long time of procrastination I read that book about the 4th dimension.

It's about time...

Where does a two dimensional man live?

A flat.

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My friend asked me if I liked the girl in work who believes the flat earth theory

I said no because she lacks dimension

How do you protect your teeth from entering the fourth dimension?

You get transcendental insurance.

Do you know what parallel dimension Dr. Michael Jackson does for a living?

He heals.

RICK AND MORTY SEASON 3 RELEASED!

Just not in this dimension..

Doesn't it concern you that stick bugs are way more complex than stick people?

They're on a whole other dimension

Dimension joke, Doesn't it concern you that stick bugs are way more complex than stick people?

What is a dimension completely inhabited by sheep?

A eweniverse.

I'm hiring a group of time travellers to come on an epic mission to fight crime across the 4th dimension.

If you're interested, interview was yesterday

Many say that there is no higher dimension

but they're all p-branes.


What did the physicist say when asked about the progress of his experiment with mass in the fourth dimension?

its just a matter of time

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We suggest to use only working dimension psychological piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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