Dimension Jokes
33 dimension jokes and hilarious dimension puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dimension that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Dimension Short Jokes
Short dimension jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dimension humour may include short size jokes also.
- I actually heard this joke in a dream this morning What do you call a little square that hasn't developed its new dimension yet?
Precubescent - A horse walks into a triangular bar of dimensions X,Y, and Z, where X and Z are perpendicular. He asks the barman where the toilets are. "Y, the long face."
- How many dimensions does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three. Two to rotate, one to get it done in time.
- Did you hear about the episode concept for Doctor Who where The Doctor accidentally falls into a food themed alternative dimension? He was attacked by The Garlics
- I didn't believe it when they told me the government had accidentally opened a portal to another dimension while trying to spy on the Russians... But I guess stranger things have happened.
- The Sanders/Cruz debate was really weird It was like peeking into an alternate dimension where both parties had hindsight
- After a long time of procrastination I read that book about the 4th dimension. It's about time...
- My friend asked me if I liked the girl in work who believes the flat earth theory I said no because she lacks dimension
- How do you protect your teeth from entering the fourth dimension? You get transcendental insurance.
- Doesn't it concern you that stick bugs are way more complex than stick people? They're on a whole other dimension
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Dimension One Liners
Which dimension one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dimension? I can suggest the ones about scale and height.
- Area Man Discovers New Dimension, Becomes Volume Man
- Wanna hear a good one liner? 1 Dimension
- If we were compressed down to a single dimension ... what would be the point of it all?
- Do you know what parallel dimension Dr. Michael Jackson does for a living? He heals.
- RICK AND MORTY SEASON 3 RELEASED! Just not in this dimension..
- What is a dimension completely inhabited by sheep? A eweniverse.
- Many say that there is no higher dimension but they're all p-branes.
- Why did the string theorist put a ruler in his pants? He needed the pocket dimensions.
- UK Doctor's strike - the religious dimension They want more money. The Jew-near doctors.
- What are a Mexican's favorite dimensions for square dancing? dos y dos
- I bet women love the first dimension... It's allllllllllllllll length.
- What do you call bad filmography in another dimension? Breaking the fifth wall.
- What "D" (dimension) should Marilyn Monroe's movies always be shown in ? Blon-D
Rib-Tickling Dimension Jokes that Bring Friends Together
What funny jokes about dimension you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean depth jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dimension pranks.
A mathematician a physicist and an engineer...
A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were all given a cow and told to find the volume. The mathematician carefully measured the dimensions of the cow and evaluated a very complicated integral. The physicist filled a beaker with water, put the cow inside and measured the total displacement. The engineer looked at the cow and said, let's suppose the cow is a sphere.
Apparently Abraham Lincoln kept extremely detailed records of every single tree he cut down, detailing the type of tree, dimensions, even the location where it was cut, and more.
They're called the Lincoln Logs.
Alternate dimensions joke
A man learns how to go into alternate dimensions where he can become other people. He says "This is awesome, I've always wanted to be Arnold Schwarzenegger acting in the Terminator films, but I've also always wanted to compose classical music. So first, I'll be Bach"
I'm hiring a group of time travellers to come on an epic mission to fight crime across the 4th dimension.
If you're interested, interview was yesterday
