I'd be like: "Why y'all keep giving me all these dimes?"
I'd be like Yo, what's with all these dimes?
I would definitely think about you
A minister and a lawyer arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter greeted both of them and gave them their room assignments.
"Pastor, here are the keys to one of our nicest efficiency units. And for you, sir, (to the lawyer) the keys to our finest penthouse suit."
"This is unfair!" cried the minister.
"Listen," Saint Peter said, "ministers are a dime a dozen up here, but this is the first lawyer we've seen."
I'd have a jillion, gazillion bucks!
It stops on a dime... & picks it up.
I would probably lose those between the couch cushions too.
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime Little Johnny always takes the nickel. One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, "Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don't you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel's bigger?" Johnny grins and says, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing it, and so far I've made $20!"
He asks the waitress What can a guy get for a dime? Not much, how about a glass of water? says the waitress. Sure, that will do. The homeless man sits at the counter and starts drinking his water. He notices a cowboy sitting a couple seats down the counter with a big bowl of chili. The homeless man continues to drink his water. All the while the bowl remains uneaten. Finally the homeless man asks the cowboy. Are you going to eat that chili? Nope, it's yours if you want it says the cowboy. The homeless man takes the bowl and begins eating. When he gets to the bottom of the bowl, he finds a dead mouse. The homeless man immediately throws up back into the bowl. The cowboy looks at him and says Yep, same thing happened to me.
I'd have $1.46
Not only does it stop on the dime, but it picks it up too!
A man was taking it easy, lying on the grass and looking up at the clouds. He was identifying shapes when he decided to talk to GOD.
"GOD", he said, "How long is a million years?"
GOD answered, "In my frame of reference, it's about a minute."
The man asked, "GOD, how much is a million dollars?"
GOD answered, "To Me, it's a dime."
The man then asked, "GOD, can I have a dime?"
GOD said, "In a minute."
He gets a soda for 75c. He puts in 65c. The machine says "dime", so he whispers quiero una pepsi porfavor
I'd have...well, I don't know really, I guess a lot of dimes.
Oh hey, just found a dime.
A Hispanic man goes to a vending machine and puts in 40 cents. The machine displays "DIME" on the screen. The man gets close to the machine and whispers, "Yo quiero Pepsi"
Allows any vehicle equipped with it to stop on a dime.
I'd still say no.
He sees an old cigarette machine and decides to buy a pack. He puts in his change and the machine flashes the words, DIME, DIME, DIME. He looks around and whispers to the machine, Malboro.
"How much are the protons?"
"A dime a dozen, and the neutrons are free of charge."
Johny was bullied by all the other second grade students. Every day, they would offer him either a dime or a nickel. Every time, he took the nickel. The kids would all laugh at him every time he took the nickel. One day a kid asked him why he always took the nickel, even though the dime was worth more. He quietly responded, "If I take the dime, they will stop offering me the money. I've made $20 already!"
The new models are are so advanced not only will they stop on a dime, they'll actually pick it up.
It turns on a dime then goes back and picks it up.
Three. Two to rotate, one to get it done in time.
Did you hear about the new Jewish car?
Not only can it turn on a dime, but it can go back and pick it up too
The machine reads "dime" so he gets closer and whispers "quiero Pepsi".
Because it's always flat.
"I was young, married and out of work," he lectured. "I took the last nickel I had and bought an apple. I polished it and sold it for a dime. The next day I bought two apples, polished them and sold them for ten cents each."
"I see," said the junior executive. "You kept reinvesting your money and grew a big business."
"No," said the CEO. "Then my wife's father died and left me a fortune."
Two-faced and not worth a dime.
...I could buy a BMW.
They just take the money and run.
Politicians prefer to bend a page over.
but the price is 65 cents. Instead of dispensing the soda the machine it reads "DIME" so the man leans in and says Quiero una Coca
I would probably keep it for myself.
Unfortunately the dime was in Joeys pocket.
Seize the coin.
Broke.
A teenager walks proudly home one afternoon to tell his farther dime good news.
Teen: Hey dad, guys what, today i got my first job!
Father: Congratulations son, I'm very proud of you. How much does it pay?
Teen: (confused) well, so far I'm out 20 bucks. But if she starts paying me, I may have found a career!
Because the dime had more cents.
A flat.
... And picked up two nickels.
It not only stops on a dime, it picks it up too.
At least I was able to turn on a dime.
I've maxed out 2 credit cards already and about to lose my home and I haven't made a single dime yet!
They stop on a dime and pick it up too.
so i sold him a dime bag of quarters.
They don't just turn on a dime, they pick it up too
It's not worth his dime.
I'd have a cent and a half from that time I met Handsome Steve.
I'd have 10 cents.
It was gifted to me by my parents, whom are still alive and well!
I would have three cents
On defense, they only run the Dime Formation
Someone dropped a dime on him.
I wouldn't know how much I had. Why can't you americans just use numbers.
Optimus dime.
The poor guy never made a dime off of it.
Everyone knew that copper was in a cent.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 32nd U.S. President
He was a dime piece
Not only will it stop on a dime but it'll pick the thing up too!
It can stop on a dime, and the Jew got out and picked it up.
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