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I like my women how I like my coffee:

Diluted and festooned with so much sweet, pretty b**... I feel like a fraud for liking them at all, yet possessed of an underlying bitterness and complexity that I secretly fear I will never truly understand or appreciate.

Warning about new batch of "ice"

Police are warning drug users about a diluted, mild version of ice doing the rounds. They are calling it "crystal meh".

I was thinking about getting into the business of homeopathy.

But the market was too diluted.

I can't undue my mistakes...

All I can do is more mistakes, and hope the original one gets diluted

Where do you sent diluted Juice?

To the concentration camp.

I used to tell this great joke about homeopathy.

But I've told it so many times the humour has been diluted.

Homeopathy weight loss tip:


Drink diluted water.


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