dilly Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious dilly puns

If you loiter in a Tibetan spiritual leaders sandwich shop every day, then...

... you dilly dally in the Dalai's deli daily.


The definition of dilly dilly

Definition: The hand job of life.

Example: If thats all you can get, you'll take it, but deep down in side, you want something else.



Dilly Dump is the manager of the Last Resort Old People's Home. One morning, he is going from house to house collecting donations throughout the nice, mediocre American suburb called Yuppy Acres.

Dilly walks up to the Poke household and rings the doorbell. When Porky Poke answers the door, Dilly says, Good morning, sir. Would you like to make a contribution to the Last Resort Old People's Home?

Okay, replies Porky. Then he turns around and calls back to the house, Hey, Grandma! Get your hat and coat on!


After missing that catch, Brady should be given a tour of the pit of misery.

Dilly dilly!


What are the most funny Dilly jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Dilly? Well, here are the best Dilly dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Dilly pick up lines to share with friends.


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