Dilly Jokes

What are some Dilly jokes?

If you loiter in a Tibetan spiritual leaders sandwich shop every day, then...

... you dilly dally in the Dalai's deli daily.

The definition of dilly dilly

Definition: The hand job of life.

Example: If thats all you can get, you'll take it, but deep down in side, you want something else.


Dilly Dump is the manager of the Last Resort Old People's Home. One morning, he is going from house to house collecting donations throughout the nice, mediocre American suburb called Yuppy Acres.

Dilly walks up to the Poke household and rings the doorbell. When Porky Poke answers the door, Dilly says, Good morning, sir. Would you like to make a contribution to the Last Resort Old People's Home?

Okay, replies Porky. Then he turns around and calls back to the house, Hey, Grandma! Get your hat and coat on!

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