Dillon Jokes
3 dillon jokes and hilarious dillon puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dillon that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Share These Dillon Jokes With Friends
Dillon Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good dillon joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
There's a rumor going around that someone in our friend group is gay.
I hope is Dillon, he's really cute.
Greeting the new student
So a new student named Dillon walks into class for his very first day of school. All the other children were talking to their friends, while he had none to talk to. But, one of the kids walked up to him and began the conversation-
Child: "Hi, im Nick, whats your name?"
Dillon: "My names Dillon"
Nick: "Thats a cool name, Mind if I call you Dill for short?"
Dillon: "I wouldnt advise doing that"
Nick: "Why so?"
Dillon: "Because my last name is Do"
An old cowboy
walks into a barbershop in Dillon, Montana for a
shave and a haircut. He tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.
The barber gets a little
wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.
When he's finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he'd had in years, but he wanted to know what would have
happened if he had accidentally swallowed that little ball.
The barber replied, just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does.
Share These Dillon Jokes With Friends