Dill Jokes
95 dill jokes and hilarious dill puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dill that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Dill Short Jokes
Short dill jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dill humour may include short gill jokes also.
- What did the dumpling say to the sushi? “You’re a raw deal, but I’m the real ‘dill’!”
- I'm gonna start a company that makes medium sized pickles Not to brag or anything but it's kind of a big dill.
- I think my wife is going to bake me some pickle bread! She just got home with a big box and said she would surprise me tonight with her new dill dough.
- Did you hear about the cucumber who sold his soul to be pickled? He made a dill with the devil.
- I won a contest at the state fair for growing the biggest pickle. It was kind of a big dill.
- What did Franklin D. Roosevelt say after he dropped his pickle? "I want a new dill."
- What is a pickle's favorite game show? Dill or No Dill
- What do you call pickled bread? Dill-dough
- The server at the sandwich shop said that every sandwich comes with a free pickle. I said, That's a really good dill.
- What do you get when you combine a pickle and a deer ? A dill doe
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Dill One Liners
Which dill one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dill? I can suggest the ones about sill and daisy.
- For anyone who doesn't want to hear any pickle jokes on this sub: Too bad…. Dill with it!
- My 11 y/o brother told me this What is pickle bread before its baked?
Dill dough - What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer? A dill doe.
- What do you call a pickled deer? A dill-doe
- A plant fell on my head... I'm alright though, it was no big dill.
- Have you heard about my pickle? It's kind of a big dill.
- I got a free pickle It was a helluva dill.
- Did you hear the popular pickle? He's kind of a big dill.
- What happens when life gives you pickles instead of lemons? You dill with it.
- What is dill bread made from? Dill dough.
- I just pickled a cucumber! It's kind of a big dill.
- Why isn't pickle-flavored bread a thing? Because no one wants to eat a dill dough.
- Why did the pickle have an attitude? He thought he was a big dill
- What did the tomato say to the sad pickle? "What's the big dill?"
- how do you make pickle bread? with dill dough
Dill Pickle Jokes
Here is a list of funny dill pickle jokes and even better dill pickle puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you get when you cross King Kong and a pickle? Ron Burgundy.
Perhaps you've heard of him, he's kind of a big dill. - What do you call it when a pickle makes a mistake? A dill d'oh
- Why are hot pickle buns so popular in polish women's prisons? They're made out of dill dough.
- Gas station was selling pickles 2 for 1 Dill of the day
- I'm like a jumbo kosher pickle Guess you could say I'm a pretty big dill.
- What did the large pickle say to the small pickle ? I'm a pretty big dill..
- What do you call a female pickle? A dill-doe
- Why is pickle flavored bread so satisfying? Because it's made with a dill dough.
- I Take Jumbo Pickles Very Seriously I mean, it's a pretty big dill
- I met a giant pickle today. It was kind of a big dill.
Laughter Dill Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
What funny jokes about dill you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dandelion jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dill pranks.
A man starts a line of pickled venison ...
...the most popular flavor so far is dill doe.
I'm in a pickle
and I don't know how to dill with it
What game show do pickles play?
Dill or No Dill
What do you call a pickle on sale?
A sweet Dill.
How do you make sourdough bread not sour?
You use dill dough...
Terrible joke, but it was hilarious because my AP physics teacher told the class this joke years ago. He said "Want to hear a joke that doesn't make sense, but it's still funny?"
What do you call a pickle sandwich that's a scientist?
Dill Rye
Never forget the pickle on your burgers
It's kind of a big dill
What do you call a p**... pickle?
A dill do
I grew a massive herb in my garden.
I told all of my family and friends about it but none of them thought it was a big dill.
Yea, I'm the pickle you've all heard about.
I'm a pretty big dill.
What type of currency do pickles use?
dill dough.
What do you call a r**... pickle?
Mentally Dill
What kind of deer likes pickles?
A dill doe.
Why do terrorists eat baby dill pickles?
They want to kill the infant dills!
Scientists have invented a super sized pickle
It's a pretty big dill
A giant pickle walks into a bar..
and everyone in the bar starts wanting to take selfies with him and buy him drinks. Once all the commotion settles, the bartender asks him why everyone was surrounding him to which the pickle replies, "Well, I'm kind of a big dill"
My girlfriend really enjoyed the pickle bread I baked...
I used a dill dough
Ever heard of the pickle deer?
She's a dill doe
I recently won 1st place at the state fair for having the largest pickle
It was a pretty big dill
A baker once gave me the secret to dill flavoured bread
"You really gotta knead that dill dough"
A large pickle walks into a bar
A large pickle walks into a bar, sits down, looks at the bartender, and asks for his usual to be put on a tab. Having never seen the large pickle before, the bartender says "Who even are you? Tab priveleges are reserved only for celebrities, well-known people, or d**... that try to get out of paying." The large pickle responds, "In that case, I'm kind of a huge dill."
Did you hear about the world's largest pickle?
It's a really big dill!
When making a sandwich for a giant
Don't forget the pickle, it's a big dill.
Lovingly slow-cooked over an open flame...
...I served a female deer with herbs to my family at a recent dinner party.
Calling it "Spit-Roasted Dill Doe" was maybe a little unwise.
Son: Don't forget the pickle it's kind of a big Dill
Dad: I really relish these moments
What do dill pickels call non-dill pickels?
Infidills
I just heard about Domino's new dill pizza crust
It's made with their all new dill dough
You hear about that crazy pickle who thought he was a flower?
What a daffy dill!
I asked my wife if she would make pickle bread
She said how do you make that?
I said it's easy, you just use dill dough.
Everyone at the giant fruit & vegetable competition was amazed by how big my prized pickle was
It was a big dill
What did the giant pickle say to sound modest?
I'm kind of a big Dill.
I like dillos, but I don't support giving them guns...
I would never armadillo...
My friends hate my herb puns.
Don't know what their dill is.
What did the carrot say to the cucumber that owed him money?
Hey man, you knew the dill. Now you're in a pickle, and I couldn't carrot all.
Do you know why they say it's bad to smoke pickles?
It'll make you dill.
I've been thinking of getting a pickle bread e**..., but I'm having second thoughts.
I'm not sure how I feel about putting a dill dough up my a**....
I was driving down the interstate when I came across a sign for the world's largest pickle...
I turned at the next exit and found that there was a whole town around it. Shops, restaurants, even churches devoted to this pickle. When I finally found the museum holding this legendary pickle, I discovered it was closed. Dismayed, I went back to the interstate.
I just never saw what the big dill was.
What was the Pickles favorite toy to play with the bread?
A dill dough
I was walking down the street and from a window a p**... of herbs fell on my head...
Im alright, it wasn't a big dill
