The Best 49 Dill Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dill jokes. There are some dill bake jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dill dill pickle puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dill Jokes and Puns

My 11 y/o brother told me this

What is pickle bread before its baked?

Dill dough

A man starts a line of pickled venison ...

...the most popular flavor so far is dill doe.

What do you call it when a pickle makes a mistake?

A dill d'oh

how do you make pickle bread?

with dill dough

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I think my wife is going to bake me some pickle bread!

She just got home with a big box and said she would surprise me tonight with her new dill dough.

Did you hear the popular pickle?

He's kind of a big dill.

What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer?

A dill doe.

Dill joke, What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer?

What is dill bread made from?

Dill dough.

Why are hot pickle buns so popular in polish women's prisons?

They're made out of dill dough.

How do you make sourdough bread not sour?

You use dill dough...

Terrible joke, but it was hilarious because my AP physics teacher told the class this joke years ago. He said "Want to hear a joke that doesn't make sense, but it's still funny?"

A plant fell on my head...

I'm alright though, it was no big dill.

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What do you get when you cross King Kong and a pickle?

Ron Burgundy.

Perhaps you've heard of him, he's kind of a big dill.

I grew a massive herb in my garden.

I told all of my family and friends about it but none of them thought it was a big dill.

What is a pickle's favorite game show?

Dill or No Dill

What kind of deer likes pickles?

A dill doe.

What do you get when you combine a pickle and a deer ?

A dill doe

Dill joke, What do you get when you combine a pickle and a deer ?

Scientists have invented a super sized pickle

It's a pretty big dill

A giant pickle walks into a bar..

and everyone in the bar starts wanting to take selfies with him and buy him drinks. Once all the commotion settles, the bartender asks him why everyone was surrounding him to which the pickle replies, "Well, I'm kind of a big dill"

My girlfriend really enjoyed the pickle bread I baked...

I used a dill dough

I met a giant pickle today.

It was kind of a big dill.

A large pickle walks into a bar

A large pickle walks into a bar, sits down, looks at the bartender, and asks for his usual to be put on a tab. Having never seen the large pickle before, the bartender says "Who even are you? Tab priveleges are reserved only for celebrities, well-known people, or dicks that try to get out of paying." The large pickle responds, "In that case, I'm kind of a huge dill."

Did you hear about the world's largest pickle?

It's a really big dill!

I'm gonna start a company that makes medium sized pickles

Not to brag or anything but it's kind of a big dill.

Why isn't pickle-flavored bread a thing?

Because no one wants to eat a dill dough.

Lovingly slow-cooked over an open flame...

...I served a female deer with herbs to my family at a recent dinner party.

Calling it "Spit-Roasted Dill Doe" was maybe a little unwise.

I Take Jumbo Pickles Very Seriously

I mean, it's a pretty big dill

Dill joke, I Take Jumbo Pickles Very Seriously

Why is pickle flavored bread so satisfying?

Because it's made with a dill dough.

The server at the sandwich shop said that every sandwich comes with a free pickle.

I said, That's a really good dill.

What do dill pickels call non-dill pickels?


You hear about that crazy pickle who thought he was a flower?

What a daffy dill!

What did the giant pickle say to sound modest?

I'm kind of a big Dill.

I like dillos, but I don't support giving them guns...

I would never armadillo...

Have you heard about my pickle?

It's kind of a big dill.

I'm like a jumbo kosher pickle

Guess you could say I'm a pretty big dill.

Do you know why they say it's bad to smoke pickles?

It'll make you dill.

I've been thinking of getting a pickle bread enema, but I'm having second thoughts.

I'm not sure how I feel about putting a dill dough up my ass.

I got a free pickle

It was a helluva dill.

I was driving down the interstate when I came across a sign for the world's largest pickle...

I turned at the next exit and found that there was a whole town around it. Shops, restaurants, even churches devoted to this pickle. When I finally found the museum holding this legendary pickle, I discovered it was closed. Dismayed, I went back to the interstate.

I just never saw what the big dill was.

What was the Pickles favorite toy to play with the bread?

A dill dough

Gas station was selling pickles 2 for 1

Dill of the day

What happens when life gives you pickles instead of lemons?

You dill with it.

I was walking down the street and from a window a pot of herbs fell on my head...

Im alright, it wasn't a big dill

What did the large pickle say to the small pickle ?

I'm a pretty big dill..

Did you hear about the cucumber who sold his soul to be pickled?

He made a dill with the devil.

What did the tomato say to the sad pickle?

"What's the big dill?"

I won a contest at the state fair for growing the biggest pickle.

It was kind of a big dill.

Why did the pickle have an attitude?

He thought he was a big dill

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Dill with it!

What did Franklin D. Roosevelt say after he dropped his pickle?

"I want a new dill."

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