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When you die what body part dies last?
The pupils, they dilate
A boy meets an astrologer
The Astrologers predicts that the boy will die soon.
Disheartened he walks into his professor and turns off all the lights; but why?
Because he knew, with no light; the professor's pupils will dilate.
Why do optometrists live longer?
Because they dilate.
You're the light of my life!
Yeah, well then why do your pupils dilate every time you see me?
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