The Best 15 Dilate Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dilate jokes. There are some dilate otherkin jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dilate lenses puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dilate Jokes and Puns

When you die what body part dies last?

The pupils, they dilate

After you die, the last part of your body to stop working are your pupils because...

...they dilate!

After you die, what part of the human body is the last to stop working?

Your pupils; they dilate.

What is the last part of your body to die?

Your eyes.....because they dilate.

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

The pupils…they dilate.


When you die, which part of your body is the last to go?

Your pupils. They dilate.

when you die, the last part of your body to stop working are your pupils,

They Dilate.

Q: What's the last part of the body to die?

A: The pupils, they dilate.

A boy meets an astrologer

The Astrologers predicts that the boy will die soon.

Disheartened he walks into his professor and turns off all the lights; but why?

Because he knew, with no light; the professor's pupils will dilate.

When you die, what's the last to go?

Your eyes, they dilate.

why are the eyes the last part of the body to stop working after death?

they dilate

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When life is over, what body part is the last to stop working?

The pupils.

They dilate.

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

Why do optometrists live longer?

Because they dilate.

You're the light of my life!

Yeah, well then why do your pupils dilate every time you see me?

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