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What's the difference between a dilapidated bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
…One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a b**... crustacean!
(My husband groaned loudly when I told him this one, so I knew it was pretty good.)
Has anyone heard the one about the dilapidated fence?
If you haven't that's fine. I'm going to repost it.
What's the difference between a dilapidated bus stop and a lobster with a breast implant?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a b**... crustacean.
Heard very recently and just had to share.
Classic Music Joke for the ages
A chef was cooking some fresh beets on a REALLY dilapidated, old stove. The stove was hardly putting out any heat at all and he got so frustrated, he kicked the sorry appliance all the way
across the kitchen, shouting as he went.......... ROLL OVER BEET OVEN!!!
What's the difference between a dilapidated public transit stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a b**... crustacean.
A scientist is driving around the countryside looking for elderly test subjects to measure how people live longer.
She comes across a dilapidated cabin with a very old and worn-out man sitting in the rocking chair on his front porch.
The scientist approaches the man and says pardon me, sir, but what's your secret to long life?
The man says I smoke two packs of cigarettes a day, drink chocolate milk for breakfast and eat burgers for lunch and dinner, and I wash it all down with a swig of hard liquor .
Wow! exclaims the scientist. Exactly how old are you?
26.
It just makes sense!
What do old strippers give?
Dilapidated dances! 😂
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