Dijon Mustard Jokes
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Doctor, I've got mustard in my eyes and I can't see a thing.
Doctor: any other symptoms?
Me: no, but I have the strangest feeling that this has happened before
Doctor: French mustard?
Me: yes, why?
Doctor: It's dijon view
Dijon vu
The feeling you've eaten this mustard before.
What do you call a Mustard Competition?
A Compe*Dijon*
What do you call a singing bottle of mustard?
Celine Dijon
You know which singer really cut the mustard?
Celine Dijon
I didn't want to add Dijon to my sandwhich thinking it would be too spicy
But I mustard up the courage and did it anyway.
At a deli for lunch yesterday. . .
I had this strange feeling come over me that I had tasted the mustard before. I think that's dijon vu.
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