The Best 6 Dijon Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dijon jokes. There are some dijon toulouse jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dijon klein puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dijon Jokes and Puns

Doctor, I've got mustard in my eyes and I can't see a thing.

Doctor: any other symptoms?

Me: no, but I have the strangest feeling that this has happened before

Doctor: French mustard?

Me: yes, why?

Doctor: It's dijon view

Dijon vu

The feeling you've eaten this mustard before.

What do you call a singing bottle of mustard?

Celine Dijon

You know which singer really cut the mustard?

Celine Dijon

I didn't want to add Dijon to my sandwhich thinking it would be too spicy

But I mustard up the courage and did it anyway.


At a deli for lunch yesterday. . .

I had this strange feeling come over me that I had tasted the mustard before. I think that's dijon vu.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dijon france jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dijon saliva piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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