The Best 5 Dijo Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dijo jokes. There are some dijo quiero jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dijo pez puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Dijo Jokes and Puns

Only 4 percent of Texas residents think there is an immigration problem...

The other 96% said "que dijo?"

Dijon vu

The feeling you've eaten this mustard before.


Que dijo la persona que estaba callendo de un edificio muy muy alto en diciembre?


Feliz gravidad!
(Translation: What did the person falling from the very very tall building in december say?
Happy Gravity!)

Que dijo un mar al otro?

ola

Que le dijo el frijole al humano?

Si no me comes, no hay pedo.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dijo mari jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dijo polic piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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