The Best 6 Dihydrogen Monoxide Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dihydrogen Monoxide jokes. There are some dihydrogen monoxide jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dihydrogen monoxide puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Dihydrogen Monoxide Jokes and Puns

So I Submitted an Article to the School Newspaper

The article was written on the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide. The article ended up being brought to the attention of the administrators. After about a month, the administration closed down the school due to "chemical risks." When the school reopened, it was disconnected from all water lines.

Dihydrogen Monoxide

Only about 1 out of 10 people will recognize the reference and get a chuckle out of it. The other half probably won't get the second joke either.

Dihydrogen Monoxide can be used to rust metal

Imagine what it can do to your body.

Icecream companies these days

They don't even follow regulations or have concern for consumer's health !!!

They have started adding Dihydrogen Monoxide to it for making it last longer

I'm selling dehydrated dihydrogen monoxide.

Just add water!


The environment is so bad.

Dihydrogen monoxide now covers 70% of Earth.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dihydrogen monoxide jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dihydrogen monoxide piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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