The Best 37 Digs Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Digs jokes. There are some digs dirt jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these digs conveyor puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Digs Jokes and Puns

Let me tell you a little poem.

I dig
You dig
He digs
We dig
And so do they




Not a great poem, but it's very deep.

Two men are working by the side of the road...

One digs a hole and the other fills it back up.

They do this several times until an old lady, who has been watching them, comes over and asks "What in the world are you two doing?"

One of the workers replies, "We work for the city, the guy that plants the trees is off sick today."

A blond cop pulls over a blond woman...

The cop asks for license and registration. The driver says she may not have her license, she doesn't know what it looks like. The cop says,"It's small, rectangular, and has a picture of your face on it."

The driver digs around for a minute and finally comes up with a handheld mirror. She hands it to the cop.

The cop says,"Oh, why didn't you tell me you were a police officer?! You're free to go!"

Digs joke, A blond cop pulls over a blond woman...

The great thing about Joan Rivers is

No matter who digs her up in a thousand years time, she'll always look surprised to see them.

Oral Misgivings

Q: How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?
A: She hikes up her skirt every time you yawn.


City workers

A passerby noticed a couple of city workers digging holes along the sidewalks.

The man was quite impressed with their hard work, but couldn't figure out what they were doing.

Finally, he approached the workers and asked, I appreciate how hard you're both working, but what the heck are you doing? One of you digs a hole, and the other guy immediately fills it back up again with dirt.

One of the workers explained: The guy who plants the trees called in sick today.

An Irish, a Scot and an English man are digging.....

in their back gardens. 12 feet down the English man finds copper wire. In the local paper he announces England had internet 200 years ago.
The Scots mon finds wire at 16 feet and announces Scotland had internet 300 years ago.
The Irish man digs 22 feet! but finds nothing and states in the paper. 400 years ago Ireland had wireless.

Digs joke, An Irish, a Scot and an English man are digging.....

What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand?

Bury-toes. Hah hah

An English guys digs the ground 100 feet...

and finds telephone wires, he says this proves that we had telephone 100 years ago. An American guy digs 200 feet and finds telephone wires, he says this proves we had telephone 200 years ago. A Turkish guy, digs the ground 2000 feet and finds nothing, he says this proves that we had cell phones 2000 years ago.

I wrote a poem.

I dig.

You dig.

She digs.

He digs.

They dig.

We dig.

Now I know it's not a very good poem, but it's pretty deep.

What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

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A short poem

Imma tell you a short poem.

it goes something like this.

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"I dig.

You dig.

He digs.

she digs.

We dig.

they dig."

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Now the poem is not really good, but its quite *deep*.

I wrote a poem

I dig

You dig

She digs

He digs

They dig

We dig

Okay so it's not the best poem, but it's very deep!

What do you call a dog who digs up dinosaur bones?

A Barkaeologist.

"Dad, I'm a lesbian"

"That's okay", says her dad "We still have your sister."

"Sorry dad", says his second daughter "I'm lesbian, too"

Their father sighs: "So nobody here digs men?"

"I still do!" calls his son.

A man is waiting for a bus, when he sees a blonde across the street digging a hole...

...and another blonde immediately filling the hole back in with dirt. He watches as they move up the street doing this over and over again. The first blonde digs a hole, and the second one fills the dirt right back in. After a few minutes, he decides to ask them "excuse me, what are you ladies doing?"
"We're working" the first blonde replies.
"Just the two of you?" He inquires.
"Well" the second blonde chimes in, "there's usually three of us, but the girl that plants the trees called out sick"

Digs joke, A man is waiting for a bus, when he sees a blonde across the street digging a hole...

My friend started a company that digs rocks and minerals..

He's just mining his own business.

My cousin thinks it's illegal to have sex with someone who digs for coal.

She says it's against the law to be with a miner.

A Mans walking in a cemetery and he hears this noise...

It sounded like someone was using a eraser. He walks towards a grave and it gets louder. So he digs up the casket and sees Mozart Erasing all of his music,and the man says "Mozart what are you doing!" Then Mozart says "I'm decomposing"


I introduced a miner to some heavy metal.

The Miner really digs the music.

So a graverobber decides to dig up Mozart,

He digs down, opens the coffin, and finds, not a dead body but a very old Mozart rapidly erasing music sheets. The grave robber says "Mozart, is that you? What are you doing?" Mozart responds, "I'm decomposing."

A blonde cop pulls over a blonde driver

The cop tells the driver "License please."

"What is a license?" the driver answers.

The cop replies "it goes in your wallet, has a picture of you on it..."

As the blonde driver digs through her purse, after a while she pulls an object out, looks at it for a second, smiles, says "Found it! Here you go officer!" and hands a mirror to the cop.

The cop takes off her aviators, looks in the mirror, rolls her eyes, and hands it back to the driver.

"If I knew you were a cop, I wouldn't have pulled you over!"

A man digs 3 holes in his backyard...

he steps back and says "Well... well... well..."

I dig, you dig, we dig.

He digs, she digs, they dig.

It's certainly not the most beautiful poem in the world, but it's incredibly deep.

What does someone with a history or violence who digs up coal, and an 11 year old who swears at you during online hames have in common?

They're both offensive minors.

I dig, you dig, he digs, she digs we dig, they dig.

It's not a long poem, but it's deep.

Donald Trump goes to the Wizard of Oz for some help...

He tells the wizard, "I have the best brains, the best heart and the best courage of anyone, but if I'm going to win this election I need to make sure that everyone knows."

The Wizard of Oz looks at him and says, "so you don't need brains, heart or courage? You just need to convince others that you have all three?

The Wizard digs around in a bag and pulls out a bumper sticker. "Here, put this on your car."

Biden 2020

Three construction workers.

Three construction workers were at a jobsite one day when there was no port-a-potty, the first worker grabs a shovel out of a truck and digs a hole, the second one disappeared, the third one finds the second one on top of a pole with his pants down reading a newspaper. The second worker says to the third hey buddy I found a shitpost .

What do you call a pirate that digs for fossils?

An Arrrr-cheologist

I dig, you dig, he digs, she digs we dig, they dig.

It's not a long poem, but it's deep.

And, that is the hole poem.

No one digs a well at the top of a hill.

What the hell were Jack and Jill really doing up there?

A bus filled with politicians is speeding down a country road when it swerves into a field and hits a tree.

The farmer who owns the field and tree comes out to investigate. Then he digs a hole and buries the politicians. A few days later the sheriff drives by and sees the bus. He goes and gets the farmer and asks him where the politicians are. He says he buried them. The sheriff asks if they were all dead. The farmer says, "Some of them were but some of them were trying to tell me they weren't. But you know how politicians lie!"

A thief steals trigonometric functions sin and cos.

A thief steals trigonometric functions sin and cos, the police are now after him, he goes to a beach and digs up some mud, he first puts sin over cos but he doesn't want tan so he puts cos over sin and gets cot by police.

Racing a bear

Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guy drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on. The second guy says, 'What are you doing? Sneakers won't help you outrun that bear.' 'I don't need to outrun the bear,' the first guy says. 'I just need to outrun you.'

A prisoner digs a hole out of jail....

.... and ends up in a toddler playground
and yells "I'm free! I'm free!"
and a kids walks up and says "So big deal, I'm four!"

A blonde woman is speeding down an empty road when she's pulled over by a blonde cop. The cop walks up to her window and asks for her driver's license.

Driver's license? the blonde driver asks, somewhat confused.

You know, the little rectangle with your face on it that you keep in your purse, the blonde cop explains patiently.

Oh, that! the blonde driver exclaims. She digs around in her purse and finally pulls out a small rectangular mirror, which she hands to the blonde cop.

The blonde cop looks at the mirror and exclaims, Oh, I'm sorry, ma'am, you're free to go…I didn't realize you were a cop!

A woman is walking in a park when she sees two men working.

One man digs a hole, the other fills it back in. The two men go to another spot, the first man digs another hole, and the second man fills it back in. They then go to another spot. Again, the first man digs a hole and the second man fills it back in. They keep doing this for a while until finally the woman walks up to them and asks, "Why do you guys keep digging holes and then filling them back in?"

One of the men responds, "Well, there's usually a third guy who puts in the tree, but he's sick today.

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