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Funniest Digits Pi Short Jokes

Short digits pi jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The digits pi humour may include short math pi jokes also.

  1. What's your favourite Chuck Norris joke? Let's start with one of my favs:
    "chuck norris' password is the last 9 digits of pi."
  2. 39 digits of pi accurately calculates the circumference of the universe to the width of a hydrogen atom Scientists still can't determine how much is needed for your mother though
  3. finally memorized the digits og Pi up to 10 digits. 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
    But sadly i dont know the order.
  4. I've memorized all the digits in pi, I'm not sure why everyone thinks it's so hard. 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9
  5. Breaking News: Brilliant scientists managed to find the last digit of pi. They found it by writing the whole number on your mom's belly.

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Digits Pi One Liners

Which digits pi one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with digits pi? I can suggest the ones about digit numbers and digits.

  1. I know every single digit of pi! I just don't have them in the right order.
  2. I tried to memorize 100 digits of pi today But why would I worry about pi on my cake day?
  3. My password is the last 9 digits of pi.
  4. PIN number My PIN number is the last four digits of pi
  5. Chuck Norris is the world's greatest mathematician. He knows the last digit of Pi
  6. I set my password to be the last 4 digits of pi. Nobody's ever been able to crack it.
  7. I can recite pi to 1,000 digits Well, not the first 1,000
  8. I started memorizing the digits of pi Then I realized it was irrational.
  9. I know the first 1,000,000 digits of pi.. its their order that I'm still foggy on
  10. How can I know hundreds of digits of pi But not know the digits of your phone number?
  11. I know every single digit of pi up to the 32nd I don't know nothing

Digits Pi Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about digits pi you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pi r squared jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make digits pi pranks.

Chuck Norris's password is the last 9 digits of pi.

Chuck Norris can divide by 0.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice
Chuck Norris can cross a vector with a scalar
Chuck Norris is so tough he can draw a circle with exactly 100 degrees.
Chuck Norris is so badass he can find value of a variable in an expansion without factoring the coefficient within the expansion.
Chuck Norris is so tough he can draw an isosceles triangle with four perfectly identical vertices
Chuck Norris is so tough he can simplify an improper fraction without first dividing the denominator and using it to multiple the numerator.

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Calling a company be like:

Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed. Press 1 for English. To talk to a live person, please enter PI to the 27th digit followed by your 2nd cousin's social security number and the number Ϡ . What was that? Sorry our automated system can't understand you. Please s**... your phone whole so we can listen to your vocal cords easier. You have made an INVALID SELECTION

A man sits next to a blonde on an airplane...

He says to the blonde, knowing he could outsmart her, If I give you a question you cannot answer, you must pay me $10.
But if you give me a question I cannot answer, I will pay you $100.
She agrees, and the man asks his question.
What is the ninth digit of pi?
She says, I have no idea , and hands the man $10. She continues, What has three legs, four eyes, and is nocturnal?
The man responds, after thinking for a good minute, I have zero clue and hands the woman $100.
What was the answer to that question, by the way?
The woman responds, I don't know , and hands the man another $10.