Following is our collection of **funny Digits jokes**. There are some digits numeral jokes no one knows (*to tell your friends*) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these **digits equations puns** funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Pick a number from 1 to 9, but don't tell me what it is. Multiply that number by 9. If the the result is a two digit number, add the two digits together. Now subtract 5.

Where the letters of the alphabet correspond to the numbers 1 though 26, pick the letter associated with the number you have left. Think of a country that begins with that letter. Take the last letter of the country, and think of an animal that begins with that letter. Take the last letter of the animal, and think of a color that begins with that letter.

Now.... How many orange kangaroos are there in Denmark?

Digits...

When is a 2 literally a 6? When it has metaphor.

A fish is any member of a paraphyletic group of organisms that consist of all gill-bearing aquatic craniate animals that lack limbs with digits, and a piano is an instrument.

who can point a finger as to the cause?

I guess you could say I am lactose intolerant.

is the last 9 digits of pi.

But not know the digits of your phone number?

Jack the Ripper was a quite a pickup artist.

The only way I ever break 3 digits is if my fingers get stuck in the ball.

She finally took my digits this time!

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All the polls that predicted Hillary winning by double digits.

and give me them digits.

Because her untreated diabeetus already took them.

0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9

Nobody's ever been able to crack it.

Well, not the first 1,000

ask for their digits

Scientists still can't determine how much is needed for your mother though

They add up to 37.

Like around 0.01 at least.

So I gave her my digits.

My PIN number is the last four digits of pi

Ensure your safeword is at least 8 characters long and has a fair mix of uppercase, lowercase and digits

Cause he only has five digits.

Not the order, just the digits.

I just always forget the order!

its their order that I'm still foggy on

Guess that's why Apple changed it from four digits to six.

Dark, wasn't it?

Sources close to the matter have stated that he's already given several of them his digits.

My wife asked if she could count the digits on my feet..

Toe-tally , I replied

Then would the combination of ternary digits be called a tit?

But why would I worry about pi on my cake day?

Known as 'Y2KY Jelly, it now allowed you to put all four digits in your date

Then I realized it was irrational.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the digits decimal jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working digits calculator piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.