The Best 36 Digits Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Digits jokes. There are some digits numeral jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these digits equations puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Digits Jokes and Puns

Not exactly a joke, butthe usually get a great reaction. Caution: not for use with those who lack basic math skills.

Pick a number from 1 to 9, but don't tell me what it is. Multiply that number by 9. If the the result is a two digit number, add the two digits together. Now subtract 5.

Where the letters of the alphabet correspond to the numbers 1 though 26, pick the letter associated with the number you have left. Think of a country that begins with that letter. Take the last letter of the country, and think of an animal that begins with that letter. Take the last letter of the animal, and think of a color that begins with that letter.

Now.... How many orange kangaroos are there in Denmark?

What is the scientific measurement for moistness?


Figurative digits

When is a 2 literally a 6? When it has metaphor.

Digits joke, Figurative digits

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

A fish is any member of a paraphyletic group of organisms that consist of all gill-bearing aquatic craniate animals that lack limbs with digits, and a piano is an instrument.

When it comes to broken digits,

who can point a finger as to the cause?

I discriminate against people who lose digits on their feet to frostbite.

I guess you could say I am lactose intolerant.

My password

is the last 9 digits of pi.

Digits joke, My password

How can I know hundreds of digits of pi

But not know the digits of your phone number?

Girl can I get your digits?

Jack the Ripper was a quite a pickup artist.

I'm absolutely awful at bowling

The only way I ever break 3 digits is if my fingers get stuck in the ball.

I amputated my own fingers to get a date with a cute surgeon

She finally took my digits this time!

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I just found the best joke ever...

All the polls that predicted Hillary winning by double digits.

Hey girl, why don't you treat me like a calculator...

and give me them digits.

Yo Mamma so fat I can't even ask for her digits anymore...

Because her untreated diabeetus already took them.

I've memorized all the digits in pi, I'm not sure why everyone thinks it's so hard.

0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9

I set my password to be the last 4 digits of pi.

Nobody's ever been able to crack it.

Digits joke, I set my password to be the last 4 digits of pi.

I can recite pi to 1,000 digits

Well, not the first 1,000

what's the best way to hit on a proctolgist?

ask for their digits

39 digits of pi accurately calculates the circumference of the universe to the width of a hydrogen atom

Scientists still can't determine how much is needed for your mother though

I counted the digits in your telephone number.

They add up to 37.

My iq is easily 3 digits long

Like around 0.01 at least.

She wanted more than my number

So I gave her my digits.

PIN number

My PIN number is the last four digits of pi

Remember proper protection this valentines day

Ensure your safeword is at least 8 characters long and has a fair mix of uppercase, lowercase and digits

Jaime Lannister doesn't get a lot of phone calls these days...

Cause he only has five digits.

I know ALL the digits of Pi

Not the order, just the digits.

How many digits of pi do you know? - All of them...

I just always forget the order!

I know the first 1,000,000 digits of pi..

its their order that I'm still foggy on

I heard that your mom uses her weight as her phone's pin code.

Guess that's why Apple changed it from four digits to six.

Think of a number between 1 and 9. Multiply it by 2, and then subtract the sum of the digits from it. Now close your eyes.

Dark, wasn't it?

Joe Biden is very close to making a decision about a female Vice Presidential running mate.

Sources close to the matter have stated that he's already given several of them his digits.

Somethings afoot

My wife asked if she could count the digits on my feet..

Toe-tally , I replied

If the combination of binary digits were called a bit

Then would the combination of ternary digits be called a tit?

I tried to memorize 100 digits of pi today

But why would I worry about pi on my cake day?

In 1999, in the midst of the Y2K panic, the KY Jelly company announced it was now Y2K compliant:

Known as 'Y2KY Jelly, it now allowed you to put all four digits in your date

I started memorizing the digits of pi

Then I realized it was irrational.

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