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- What's your favourite Chuck Norris joke? Let's start with one of my favs:
"chuck norris' password is the last 9 digits of pi." - 39 digits of pi accurately calculates the circumference of the universe to the width of a hydrogen atom Scientists still can't determine how much is needed for your mother though
- Welcome to the Alzheimer's information support page... ...please enter your 17 digit password.
- What's the difference between a digital camera and a sock? The camera takes photos and the the sock takes five toes.
- Courtesy of my [insert single-digit number] year old son/daughter. [Horrible pun I thought of last night]
- I have a Photographic memory Unfortunately it's digital and it didn't come with a memory card.
- Why were photographers so depressed before digital cameras were invented? They spent too long processing the negatives.
- I discriminate against people who lose digits on their feet to frostbite. I guess you could say I am lactose intolerant.
- My church decided to modernize and replace the collection plate with a digital platform Called Papal.
- Remember proper protection this valentines day Ensure your safeword is at least 8 characters long and has a fair mix of uppercase, lowercase and digits
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- I know every single digit of pi! I just don't have them in the right order.
- Got a tattoo of a digital watch on my wrist. I regretted it literally one minute later.
- I tried to memorize 100 digits of pi today But why would I worry about pi on my cake day?
- How many digits of pi do you know? - All of them... I just always forget the order!
- What did digital clock say to Grandfather clock? "Look Grandpa, no hands!"
- What did the digital clock say to the analog clock? Look, no hands!
- I bet the ChatGPT servers are taking a leisurely stroll through the digital landscape.
- What was the first profession to go all digital? Proctology.
- What did the young digital clock say to its Grandfather clock? "Look Grandpa, no hands!"
- My password is the last 9 digits of pi.
- PIN number My PIN number is the last four digits of pi
- How do you set your digital location to Skyrim? You use NordVPN
- My proctologist is so high tech... He said my exam would be digital.
- The digital internet consists of 1s and 0s. That explains alot about my Tinder matches.
- What do you call two digital artists in a fight? Graphic Violence
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Calling for information about one of my credit cards, I got the following recorded prompt: "Please enter your account number as it appears on your card or statement."
I did as instructed, and the system said, "Please enter your five-digit ZIP code."
After I put that in, I got a third message: "If you would like your information in English, press one."
My ex-girlfriend told me nothing shocks her anymore so I switched her digital scale from Lbs to Kg.
Not exactly a joke, butthe usually get a great reaction. Caution: not for use with those who lack basic math skills.
Pick a number from 1 to 9, but don't tell me what it is. Multiply that number by 9. If the the result is a two digit number, add the two digits together. Now subtract 5.
Where the letters of the alphabet correspond to the numbers 1 though 26, pick the letter associated with the number you have left. Think of a country that begins with that letter. Take the last letter of the country, and think of an animal that begins with that letter. Take the last letter of the animal, and think of a color that begins with that letter.
Now.... How many orange kangaroos are there in Denmark?
What is the difference between an eskimo and a e**...?
One is a frigid midget with a rigid digit, the other is a massive vassal with a passive tassel
(found this in Horace's Satires)
What do the Steubenville rapists and the hackers have in common?
Digital p**...
What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?
It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.
at the proctologist
I was at the doctor, getting the digital r**... exam, and the doctor says: "At this point of the exam it is normal to get an e**...". I said"I don't have an e**...". The doctor says "No. But I do".
What is the scientific measurement for moistness?
Digits...
Figurative digits
When is a 2 literally a 6? When it has metaphor.
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
A fish is any member of a paraphyletic group of organisms that consist of all gill-bearing aquatic craniate animals that lack limbs with digits, and a piano is an instrument.
Did you know that Al Gore was booted as the drummer from his high school band and replaced with a drum machine?
It turns out they preferred a digital beat over an Al Gore rhythm…
Have you seen my digital boat?
Oh wait, its syncing.
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Why did Jason Pierre-Paul change his jersey number from 90 to 9?
Because he lost a digit!
Grandma, how old are you?
"A woman never reveals her age", she replied to her young grandson.
He said "Alright, just give me the first digit"
"Six" she said.
"And the second?"
Grandma sighed. "Seven."
"And the third?"
What did the digital clock say to it's Mother?
"Look Ma, no hands!"
When it comes to broken digits,
who can point a finger as to the cause?
Where does a digital photographer hang his work?
On a jpeg.
How do you catch a digital fish
Online
What's a digital artist favorite sport?
Hotkey
Mr Peg, my Digital Photography teacher, just passed away.
Rest in peace Jay.
I tried to make a clock with no battery for the digital clock competition
but it didn't count.
I work in digital advertising.
I'm a hand model.
What do you call a digital tree?
All bark and no byte
I got 99 problems...
and having a triple-digited number of problems ain't one.
Why aren't digital images of bob marley scalable?
Because they're all rasta graphics.
How can I know hundreds of digits of pi
But not know the digits of your phone number?
Girl can I get your digits?
Jack the Ripper was a quite a pickup artist.
I'm absolutely awful at bowling
The only way I ever break 3 digits is if my fingers get stuck in the ball.
What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?
One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.
I amputated my own fingers to get a date with a cute surgeon
She finally took my digits this time!
A digital pirate lost his leg.
He now has a JPEG leg to replace it.
I just found the best joke ever...
All the polls that predicted Hillary winning by double digits.
Hey girl, why don't you treat me like a calculator...
and give me them digits.
What letter do pirate's hate the most?
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My digital copy of Jurassic Park became corrupted.
I guess you can say I have e-reptile dysfunction.
What's a soundwave's favourite digital card game?
Hertzstone
What did the male digital signal ask a female digital signal?
Do you do ANALog?
I've memorized all the digits in pi, I'm not sure why everyone thinks it's so hard.
0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9
Why do millennials only want digital receipts, bills and letters?
Or else they'd have to put up with a bunch of white mails.
How do you eat a digital elephant?
One byte at a time!
I set my password to be the last 4 digits of pi.
Nobody's ever been able to crack it.
Why does the US military use digital camo?
They turned down the graphics for better performance
Measuring vs Questionaries
Me: To get the mass of each Can of chicken I used a digital scale
Teacher: Why did you use that method to obtain your data as
opposed to the other methods?
Me: Because the cans refused to answer the questionnaires honestly
Oxford has released a digital collection of words you're allowed to say, but only released it on one platform.
They had to make sure it was PC.
A fingerprint sensor on your phone is a one-digit password
My mates said they were going to get me a new digital clock for my birthday.
Turns out it was just a wind up.
We made learning so much easier for the younger generation.
They now have schools with smart devices, digital textbooks, and online courses.
We even reduced the planets down to eight.
What do you call an anti-aircraft gun that shoots high-quality digital audio files?
A .flac gun
I can recite pi to 1,000 digits
Well, not the first 1,000
My brother has been working on a belt with a built in digital clock.
Talk about a waist of time.
How come e**... games are always digital downloads?
I just want a physical release.
what's the best way to hit on a proctolgist?
ask for their digits
What do you call an Eskimo dwarf with a r**... e**...?
A frigid midget with a rigid digit
I counted the digits in your telephone number.
They add up to 37.
what does a digital seagull wear to the beech
a beak.ini
My iq is easily 3 digits long
Like around 0.01 at least.
I was getting a prostate examination when the doctor said "just so you know, this is a digital r**... exam".
"I understand. I know what is involved", I reply.
The doctor elaborates, "Just so you know, this exam will likely cause an e**...".
I consider it for a moment and say, "That's fine, I've got it under control. It should be ok".
The doctor replies, "I wasn't talking about you."
Why did Slovakia move to digital banking?
because they ran out of Czechs
What do you call a digital cow?
An Emu
Jeffrey d**... is punny
What was Jeffrey Dahmers favorite pick-up line? Hey girl, let me get those digits. You could say he was quite the lady killer.
If anyone ever figured out my secret 4-digit code, I'd be s**...! They'd have my bank pin #, phone unlock code, front door lock code...
...they'd even know my birth year!
Jaime Lannister doesn't get a lot of phone calls these days...
Cause he only has five digits.
Calling a company be like:
Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed. Press 1 for English. To talk to a live person, please enter PI to the 27th digit followed by your 2nd cousin's social security number and the number Ϡ . What was that? Sorry our automated system can't understand you. Please s**... your phone whole so we can listen to your vocal cords easier. You have made an INVALID SELECTION
I know ALL the digits of Pi
Not the order, just the digits.
I know the first 1,000,000 digits of pi..
its their order that I'm still foggy on
I heard that your mom uses her weight as her phone's pin code.
Guess that's why Apple changed it from four digits to six.
Think of a number between 1 and 9. Multiply it by 2, and then subtract the sum of the digits from it. Now close your eyes.
Dark, wasn't it?