Digitalization Jokes
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Funniest Digitalization Short Jokes
Short digitalization jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The digitalization humour may include short jokes also.
- What's your favourite Chuck Norris joke? Let's start with one of my favs:
"chuck norris' password is the last 9 digits of pi." - 39 digits of pi accurately calculates the circumference of the universe to the width of a hydrogen atom Scientists still can't determine how much is needed for your mother though
- Welcome to the Alzheimer's information support page... ...please enter your 17 digit password.
- What's the difference between a digital camera and a sock? The camera takes photos and the the sock takes five toes.
- Courtesy of my [insert single-digit number] year old son/daughter. [Horrible pun I thought of last night]
- I have a Photographic memory Unfortunately it's digital and it didn't come with a memory card.
- Why were photographers so depressed before digital cameras were invented? They spent too long processing the negatives.
- I discriminate against people who lose digits on their feet to frostbite. I guess you could say I am lactose intolerant.
- My church decided to modernize and replace the collection plate with a digital platform Called Papal.
- Remember proper protection this valentines day Ensure your safeword is at least 8 characters long and has a fair mix of uppercase, lowercase and digits
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Digitalization One Liners
Which digitalization one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with digitalization? I can suggest the ones about and .
- I know every single digit of pi! I just don't have them in the right order.
- Got a tattoo of a digital watch on my wrist. I regretted it literally one minute later.
- I tried to memorize 100 digits of pi today But why would I worry about pi on my cake day?
- How many digits of pi do you know? - All of them... I just always forget the order!
- What did digital clock say to Grandfather clock? "Look Grandpa, no hands!"
- What did the digital clock say to the analog clock? Look, no hands!
- I bet the ChatGPT servers are taking a leisurely stroll through the digital landscape.
- What was the first profession to go all digital? Proctology.
- What did the young digital clock say to its Grandfather clock? "Look Grandpa, no hands!"
- My password is the last 9 digits of pi.
- PIN number My PIN number is the last four digits of pi
- How do you set your digital location to Skyrim? You use NordVPN
- My proctologist is so high tech... He said my exam would be digital.
- The digital internet consists of 1s and 0s. That explains alot about my Tinder matches.
- What do you call two digital artists in a fight? Graphic Violence
Digitalization Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about digitalization you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make digitalization pranks.
Not exactly a joke, butthe usually get a great reaction. Caution: not for use with those who lack basic math skills.
Pick a number from 1 to 9, but don't tell me what it is. Multiply that number by 9. If the the result is a two digit number, add the two digits together. Now subtract 5.
Where the letters of the alphabet correspond to the numbers 1 though 26, pick the letter associated with the number you have left. Think of a country that begins with that letter. Take the last letter of the country, and think of an animal that begins with that letter. Take the last letter of the animal, and think of a color that begins with that letter.
Now.... How many orange kangaroos are there in Denmark?
What is the difference between an eskimo and a e**...?
One is a frigid midget with a rigid digit, the other is a massive vassal with a passive tassel
(found this in Horace's Satires)
What do the Steubenville rapists and the hackers have in common?
Digital p**...
What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?
It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.
at the proctologist
I was at the doctor, getting the digital r**... exam, and the doctor says: "At this point of the exam it is normal to get an e**...". I said"I don't have an e**...". The doctor says "No. But I do".
What is the scientific measurement for moistness?
Digits...
Figurative digits
When is a 2 literally a 6? When it has metaphor.
Did you know that Al Gore was booted as the drummer from his high school band and replaced with a drum machine?
It turns out they preferred a digital beat over an Al Gore rhythm…
Have you seen my digital boat?
Oh wait, its syncing.
Why did Jason Pierre-Paul change his jersey number from 90 to 9?
Because he lost a digit!
Grandma, how old are you?
"A woman never reveals her age", she replied to her young grandson.
He said "Alright, just give me the first digit"
"Six" she said.
"And the second?"
Grandma sighed. "Seven."
"And the third?"
What did the digital clock say to it's Mother?
"Look Ma, no hands!"
When it comes to broken digits,
who can point a finger as to the cause?
Where does a digital photographer hang his work?
On a jpeg.
How do you catch a digital fish
Online
Mr Peg, my Digital Photography teacher, just passed away.
Rest in peace Jay.
I tried to make a clock with no battery for the digital clock competition
but it didn't count.
I work in digital advertising.
I'm a hand model.
What do you call a digital tree?
All bark and no byte
I got 99 problems...
and having a triple-digited number of problems ain't one.
Why aren't digital images of bob marley scalable?
Because they're all rasta graphics.
How can I know hundreds of digits of pi
But not know the digits of your phone number?
Girl can I get your digits?
Jack the Ripper was a quite a pickup artist.
What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?
One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.
I amputated my own fingers to get a date with a cute surgeon
She finally took my digits this time!
A digital pirate lost his leg.
He now has a JPEG leg to replace it.
What letter do pirate's hate the most?
Dear Charter Internet Customer:
Charter Communications ("Charter") has been notified by a copyright owner, or its authorized agent, that your Internet account may have been involved in the exchange of unauthorized copies of copyrighted material (e.g., music, movies, or software). We are attaching a copy of the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA) notice that Charter received from the copyright holder which includes the specific allegation.
What did the male digital signal ask a female digital signal?
Do you do ANALog?
I've memorized all the digits in pi, I'm not sure why everyone thinks it's so hard.
0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9
I set my password to be the last 4 digits of pi.
Nobody's ever been able to crack it.
Why does the US military use digital camo?
They turned down the graphics for better performance
Measuring vs Questionaries
Me: To get the mass of each Can of chicken I used a digital scale
Teacher: Why did you use that method to obtain your data as
opposed to the other methods?
Me: Because the cans refused to answer the questionnaires honestly
A fingerprint sensor on your phone is a one-digit password
My mates said they were going to get me a new digital clock for my birthday.
Turns out it was just a wind up.
What do you call an anti-aircraft gun that shoots high-quality digital audio files?
A .flac gun
I can recite pi to 1,000 digits
Well, not the first 1,000
My brother has been working on a belt with a built in digital clock.
Talk about a waist of time.
How come e**... games are always digital downloads?
I just want a physical release.
what's the best way to hit on a proctolgist?
ask for their digits
What do you call an Eskimo dwarf with a r**... e**...?
A frigid midget with a rigid digit
what does a digital seagull wear to the beech
a beak.ini
My iq is easily 3 digits long
Like around 0.01 at least.
I was getting a prostate examination when the doctor said "just so you know, this is a digital r**... exam".
"I understand. I know what is involved", I reply.
The doctor elaborates, "Just so you know, this exam will likely cause an e**...".
I consider it for a moment and say, "That's fine, I've got it under control. It should be ok".
The doctor replies, "I wasn't talking about you."
Why did Slovakia move to digital banking?
because they ran out of Czechs
What do you call a digital cow?
An Emu
If anyone ever figured out my secret 4-digit code, I'd be s**...! They'd have my bank pin #, phone unlock code, front door lock code...
...they'd even know my birth year!
Jaime Lannister doesn't get a lot of phone calls these days...
Cause he only has five digits.
I know ALL the digits of Pi
Not the order, just the digits.
I know the first 1,000,000 digits of pi..
its their order that I'm still foggy on
I heard that your mom uses her weight as her phone's pin code.
Guess that's why Apple changed it from four digits to six.
A cannibal had an unusual hobby.
He would save the extremities of bodies and use them to form works of art. The others began questioning him. "What's up with all these pictures made out of fingers and toes?" they asked. He responded, "Oh, I just really like working with digital media."
Somethings afoot
My wife asked if she could count the digits on my feet..
Toe-tally , I replied
If the combination of binary digits were called a bit
Then would the combination of ternary digits be called a t**...?
By tightly securing our Nuclear arsenal through human, digital, mechanical and chemical means, we've been able to almost completely eliminate the risk of nuclear warhead explosions due to accidents or hostile attacks, however if these past four years have taught us something ...
... it's that we also need to equip our nukes with child locks.
Chuck Norris is the world's greatest mathematician.
He knows the last digit of Pi
Just had my first ever prostate check. My doctor said it's called a digital r**... exam.
Felt more like it was a**...-og to me though.
What is an example of a Facebook paradox?
Discovering one of their user's is trying to build a bomb and having to decide between reporting him to the FBI or serving him ads for digital timers
In 1999, in the midst of the Y2K panic, the k**... Jelly company announced it was now Y2K compliant:
Known as 'Y2KY Jelly, it now allowed you to put all four digits in your date
Got arrested today and the cops said they needed to take my fingerprints and put them on file. But when we got to the station, the sergeant said they'd run out of fingerprint ink.
So they just asked for 6 digit passcode instead.
I think they're trying to PIN something on me.
New digital LOTR trading card JPEGs for sale!!!
Non Fungible Tolkien's
I can make digital art and canvas art easily.
But when it comes to paper, that's where I draw the line.
A man goes to buy a clock.
He's browsing in the clock shop. Suddenly he hears a little voice "Get digital you probably can't read analogue."
Startled, he looks around. Nobody is there.
A few minutes later, he hears another little voice "Your shoes belong in a museum!"
He spins around. Noone there.
As he walks on, he hears another little voice "Your face looks like a baked potato."
He looks around but nobody is near him.
He storms over to the store manager.
"What's going on, who keeps insulting me?"
The manager apologises
"I'm sorry. It's the wind- up watches."
132 is my favorite number
the sum of all 2-digit numbers one can make from 132 results in 132. 132 is the smallest number with that property.
that's cool.
But it's my favorite because the response I give to many people is 132 in binary and I communicate binary using my fingers.