Digital Jokes

Are you looking for digital jokes to add some humor to your digital marketing strategies? Read this article to explore and laugh at jokes related to digital transformations, digital media, digital art, digital twins, digital forensics, jpeg, iOS and even settings.

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I got a time machine for christmas!

Or a Digital Watch as everyone insists i call it.

What did the young digital clock say to its Grandfather clock?

"Look Grandpa, no hands!"

What do the Steubenville rapists and the hackers have in common?

Digital penetration

What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

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at the proctologist

I was at the doctor, getting the digital rectal exam, and the doctor says: "At this point of the exam it is normal to get an erection". I said"I don't have an erection". The doctor says "No. But I do".

What was the first profession to go all digital?


Did you know that Al Gore was booted as the drummer from his high school band and replaced with a drum machine?

It turns out they preferred a digital beat over an Al Gore rhythm…

Digital joke, Did you know that Al Gore was booted as the drummer from his high school band and replaced with a dr

Have you seen my digital boat?

Oh wait, its syncing.

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What did the digital clock say to it's Mother?

"Look Ma, no hands!"

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Where does a digital photographer hang his work?

On a jpeg.

How do you catch a digital fish


What's a digital artist favorite sport?


Mr Peg, my Digital Photography teacher, just passed away.

Rest in peace Jay.

I tried to make a clock with no battery for the digital clock competition

but it didn't count.

Digital joke, I tried to make a clock with no battery for the digital clock competition

I work in digital advertising.

I'm a hand model.

What do you call a digital tree?

All bark and no byte

Why aren't digital images of Bob Marley scalable?

Because they're all rasta graphics.

A digital pirate lost his leg.

He now has a JPEG leg to replace it.

What letter do pirate's hate the most?

Dear Charter Internet Customer:

Charter Communications ("Charter") has been notified by a copyright owner, or its authorized agent, that your Internet account may have been involved in the exchange of unauthorized copies of copyrighted material (e.g., music, movies, or software). We are attaching a copy of the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA) notice that Charter received from the copyright holder which includes the specific allegation.

My digital copy of Jurassic Park became corrupted.

I guess you can say I have e-reptile dysfunction.

What's a soundwave's favourite digital card game?


Got a tattoo of a digital watch on my wrist.

I regretted it literally one minute later.

What did the male digital signal ask a female digital signal?

Do you do ANALog?

What is a hacker with a wife good at?

Digital penetration.

Digital joke, What is a hacker with a wife good at?

Why do millennials only want digital receipts, bills and letters?

Or else they'd have to put up with a bunch of white mails.

How do you eat a digital elephant?

One byte at a time!

Why does the US military use digital camo?

They turned down the graphics for better performance

Measuring vs Questionaries

Me: To get the mass of each Can of chicken I used a digital scale

Teacher: Why did you use that method to obtain your data as
opposed to the other methods?

Me: Because the cans refused to answer the questionnaires honestly

Oxford has released a digital collection of words you're allowed to say, but only released it on one platform.

They had to make sure it was PC.

I have a Photographic memory

Unfortunately it's digital and it didn't come with a memory card.

My mates said they were going to get me a new digital clock for my birthday.

Turns out it was just a wind up.

We made learning so much easier for the younger generation.

They now have schools with smart devices, digital textbooks, and online courses.

We even reduced the planets down to eight.

What do you call an anti-aircraft gun that shoots high-quality digital audio files?

A .flac gun

My brother has been working on a belt with a built in digital clock.

Talk about a waist of time.

How come erotic games are always digital downloads?

I just want a physical release.

what does a digital seagull wear to the beech

a beak.ini

The digital internet consists of 1s and 0s.

That explains alot about my Tinder matches.

I was getting a prostate examination when the doctor said "just so you know, this is a digital rectal exam".

"I understand. I know what is involved", I reply.

The doctor elaborates, "Just so you know, this exam will likely cause an erection".

I consider it for a moment and say, "That's fine, I've got it under control. It should be ok".

The doctor replies, "I wasn't talking about you."

Why did Slovakia move to digital banking?

because they ran out of Czechs

What do you call a digital cow?

An Emu

What do you call the third hand on a clock?

How should I know? I only learned to read digital clocks.

How was the first digital sound created?

Someone snapped their fingers.

What was the first form of digital storage?


A cannibal had an unusual hobby.

He would save the extremities of bodies and use them to form works of art. The others began questioning him. "What's up with all these pictures made out of fingers and toes?" they asked. He responded, "Oh, I just really like working with digital media."

How do you set your digital location to Skyrim?

You use NordVPN

What did digital clock say to Grandfather clock?

"Look Grandpa, no hands!"

By tightly securing our Nuclear Arsenal through human, digital, mechanical and chemical means, we've been able to almost completely eliminate the risk of nuclear warhead explosions due to accidents or hostile attacks, however if these past four years have taught us something ...

... it's that we also need to equip our nukes with child locks.

What do you call two digital artists in a fight?

Graphic Violence

Just had my first ever prostate check. My doctor said it's called a digital rectal exam.

Felt more like it was anal-og to me though.

What is an example of a Facebook paradox?

Discovering one of their user's is trying to build a bomb and having to decide between reporting him to the FBI or serving him ads for digital timers

New digital LOTR trading card JPEGs for sale!!!

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I can make digital art and canvas art easily.

But when it comes to paper, that's where I draw the line.

A man goes to buy a clock.

He's browsing in the clock shop. Suddenly he hears a little voice "Get digital you probably can't read analogue."
Startled, he looks around. Nobody is there.

A few minutes later, he hears another little voice "Your shoes belong in a museum!"
He spins around. Noone there.

As he walks on, he hears another little voice "Your face looks like a baked potato."
He looks around but nobody is near him.

He storms over to the store manager.
"What's going on, who keeps insulting me?"

The manager apologises
"I'm sorry. It's the wind- up watches."

What did the digital clock say to the analog clock?

Look, no hands!

My 7 year old is a dad

Me: I need to go get something from the car

Son: I want to come!

Me: no, just wait for me please

I come back inside to a digital scale sitting on the floor in front of the door

Son: okay, I *weighted* for you

I'm such a proud grampa

What's the difference between a digital camera and a sock?

The camera takes photos and the the sock takes five toes.

My friends digital lizard passed awat

He had e-reptile dysfunction


I have been downloading HD digital music but some people don't really like the format so I've been getting a lot of FLAC lately.

My proctologist is so high tech...

He said my exam would be digital.

My church decided to modernize and replace the collection plate with a digital platform

Called Papal.

Why were photographers so depressed before digital cameras were invented?

They spent too long processing the negatives.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the digital video puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working digital digital art piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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