Following is our collection of **funny Digit Numbers jokes**. There are some digit numbers jokes no one knows (*to tell your friends*) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these **digit numbers puns** funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Pick a number from 1 to 9, but don't tell me what it is. Multiply that number by 9. If the the result is a two digit number, add the two digits together. Now subtract 5.

Where the letters of the alphabet correspond to the numbers 1 though 26, pick the letter associated with the number you have left. Think of a country that begins with that letter. Take the last letter of the country, and think of an animal that begins with that letter. Take the last letter of the animal, and think of a color that begins with that letter.

Now.... How many orange kangaroos are there in Denmark?

[Horrible pun I thought of last night]

My PIN number is the last four digits of pi

the sum of all 2-digit numbers one can make from 132 results in 132. 132 is the smallest number with that property.

that's cool.

But it's my favorite because the response I give to many people is 132 in binary and I communicate binary using my fingers.

They found it by writing the whole number on your mom's belly.

Because he lost a digit!

But not know the digits of your phone number?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

and having a triple-digited number of problems ain't one.

Dark, wasn't it?

Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed. Press 1 for English. To talk to a live person, please enter PI to the 27th digit followed by your 2nd cousin's social security number and the number Ϡ . What was that? Sorry our automated system can't understand you. Please swallow your phone whole so we can listen to your vocal cords easier. You have made an INVALID SELECTION

You can explore digit numbers reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean digit numbers dad jokes. There are also digit numbers puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

They add up to 37.

Please enter your account number as it appears on your card or statement."

I did as instructed, and the system said, "Please enter your five-digit ZIP code."

After I put that in, I got a third message: "If you would like your information in English, press one."

So I gave her my digits.

A digit spinner

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the digit numbers jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working digit numbers piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.