I just don't have them in the right order.
Scientists still can't determine how much is needed for your mother though
"A woman never reveals her age", she replied to her young grandson.
He said "Alright, just give me the first digit"
"Six" she said.
"And the second?"
Grandma sighed. "Seven."
"And the third?"
I just always forget the order!
Pick a number from 1 to 9, but don't tell me what it is. Multiply that number by 9. If the the result is a two digit number, add the two digits together. Now subtract 5.
Where the letters of the alphabet correspond to the numbers 1 though 26, pick the letter associated with the number you have left. Think of a country that begins with that letter. Take the last letter of the country, and think of an animal that begins with that letter. Take the last letter of the animal, and think of a color that begins with that letter.
Now.... How many orange kangaroos are there in Denmark?
A frigid midget with a rigid digit
...please enter your 17 digit password.
A frigid midget with a rigid digit.
One is a frigid midget with a rigid digit, the other is a massive vassal with a passive tassel
(found this in Horace's Satires)
That explains alot about my Tinder matches.
Because they're all rasta graphics.
Not the order, just the digits.
"Look Ma, no hands!"
Oh wait, its syncing.
On a jpeg.
Because he lost a digit!
a beak.ini
One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.
He now has a JPEG leg to replace it.
Scanned-in-avia
Look ma, no hands!
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