Digit Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

I know every single digit of pi!

I just don't have them in the right order.

39 digits of pi accurately calculates the circumference of the universe to the width of a hydrogen atom

Scientists still can't determine how much is needed for your mother though

Grandma, how old are you?

"A woman never reveals her age", she replied to her young grandson.

He said "Alright, just give me the first digit"

"Six" she said.

"And the second?"

Grandma sighed. "Seven."

"And the third?"

How many digits of pi do you know? - All of them...

I just always forget the order!

Not exactly a joke, butthe usually get a great reaction. Caution: not for use with those who lack basic math skills.

Pick a number from 1 to 9, but don't tell me what it is. Multiply that number by 9. If the the result is a two digit number, add the two digits together. Now subtract 5.

Where the letters of the alphabet correspond to the numbers 1 though 26, pick the letter associated with the number you have left. Think of a country that begins with that letter. Take the last letter of the country, and think of an animal that begins with that letter. Take the last letter of the animal, and think of a color that begins with that letter.

Now.... How many orange kangaroos are there in Denmark?

What do you call an Eskimo dwarf with a raging erection?

A frigid midget with a rigid digit

Welcome to the Alzheimer's information support page...

...please enter your 17 digit password.

What do you call an aroused eskimo dwarf?

A frigid midget with a rigid digit.

What is the difference between an Eskimo and a eunuch?

One is a frigid midget with a rigid digit, the other is a massive vassal with a passive tassel

(found this in Horace's Satires)

The digital internet consists of 1s and 0s.

That explains alot about my Tinder matches.

Why aren't digital images of Bob Marley scalable?

Because they're all rasta graphics.

I know ALL the digits of Pi

Not the order, just the digits.

What did the digital clock say to it's Mother?

"Look Ma, no hands!"

Have you seen my digital boat?

Oh wait, its syncing.

Where does a digital photographer hang his work?

On a jpeg.

Why did Jason Pierre-Paul change his jersey number from 90 to 9?

Because he lost a digit!

what does a digital seagull wear to the beech

a beak.ini

What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

A digital pirate lost his leg.

He now has a JPEG leg to replace it.

What do you get if you digitise a map of northern Europe?

Scanned-in-avia

What did the digital clock say to its mom?

Look ma, no hands!

Calling a company be like:

Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed. Press 1 for English. To talk to a live person, please enter PI to the 27th digit followed by your 2nd cousin's social security number and the number Ϡ . What was that? Sorry our automated system can't understand you. Please swallow your phone whole so we can listen to your vocal cords easier. You have made an INVALID SELECTION

What's a digital artist favorite sport?

Hotkey

What are the funniest digit jokes of all time?

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