Digit Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter
Not exactly a joke, butthe usually get a great reaction. Caution: not for use with those who lack basic math skills.
Pick a number from 1 to 9, but don't tell me what it is. Multiply that number by 9. If the the result is a two digit number, add the two digits together. Now subtract 5.
Where the letters of the alphabet correspond to the numbers 1 though 26, pick the letter associated with the number you have left. Think of a country that begins with that letter. Take the last letter of the country, and think of an animal that begins with that letter. Take the last letter of the animal, and think of a color that begins with that letter.
Now.... How many orange kangaroos are there in Denmark?
What is the difference between an Eskimo and a eunuch?
One is a frigid midget with a rigid digit, the other is a massive vassal with a passive tassel
(found this in Horace's Satires)
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Why did Jason Pierre-Paul change his jersey number from 90 to 9?
Because he lost a digit!
Grandma, how old are you?
"A woman never reveals her age", she replied to her young grandson.
He said "Alright, just give me the first digit"
"Six" she said.
"And the second?"
Grandma sighed. "Seven."
"And the third?"
What did the digital clock say to it's Mother?
"Look Ma, no hands!"
What's the final digit of the square root of 2 (√2)?
I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational.
Where does a digital photographer hang his work?
On a jpeg.
What do you get if you digitise a map of northern Europe?
Scanned-in-avia
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What's a digital artist favorite sport?
Hotkey
What did Kanye say when he met Amber Rose?
Can I get your digit?
Welcome to the Alzheimer's information support page...
...please enter your 17 digit password.
Why aren't digital images of Bob Marley scalable?
Because they're all rasta graphics.
What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?
One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.
A digital pirate lost his leg.
He now has a JPEG leg to replace it.
My digital copy of Jurassic Park became corrupted.
I guess you can say I have e-reptile dysfunction.
I know every single digit of pi!
I just don't have them in the right order.
What do you call a spinner with numbers on it?
A digit spinner
39 digits of pi accurately calculates the circumference of the universe to the width of a hydrogen atom
Scientists still can't determine how much is needed for your mother though
What do you call an Eskimo dwarf with a raging erection?
A frigid midget with a rigid digit
what does a digital seagull wear to the beech
a beak.ini
The digital internet consists of 1s and 0s.
That explains alot about my Tinder matches.
How was the first digital sound created?
Someone snapped their fingers.
I got one of those digital assistant things for Christmas, but I think it's defective
It refuses to open the pod bay doors.
The emperor penguin mates at temperatures as low as -120 degrees F.
He is a frigid midget with a rigid digit.
Calling a company be like:
Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed. Press 1 for English. To talk to a live person, please enter PI to the 27th digit followed by your 2nd cousin's social security number and the number Ϡ . What was that? Sorry our automated system can't understand you. Please swallow your phone whole so we can listen to your vocal cords easier. You have made an INVALID SELECTION
I know ALL the digits of Pi
Not the order, just the digits.
How many digits of pi do you know? - All of them...
I just always forget the order!
What did digital clock say to Grandfather clock?
"Look Grandpa, no hands!"
Chuck Norris is the world's greatest mathematician.
He knows the last digit of Pi
Got arrested today and the cops said they needed to take my fingerprints and put them on file. But when we got to the station, the sergeant said they'd run out of fingerprint ink.
So they just asked for 6 digit passcode instead.
I think they're trying to PIN something on me.
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What did the digital clock say to the analog clock?
Look, no hands!
Breaking News: Brilliant scientists managed to find the last digit of pi.
They found it by writing the whole number on your mom's belly.
I know every single digit of pi!
Just not in the right order
