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C sections are like the DiGiorno of pregnancy.

Because it's not delivery.

What does OP and DiGiorno have in common?

Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza?

He heard it had de*liver*y flavor.

If you can't tell the difference between delivery and DiGiorno...

...there is a good chance you've been fooled by a t**... once or twice in your life too.

"How is OP like a Digiornos Pizza?"

What's the most important part of telling a pizza joke?

It's not delivery, it's DiGiorno

Schrodinger's Pizza

You don't know until you get it whether its delivery, or Digiorno's

Maternity Ward

So I was at a matetinity ward with my friend. His wife & him just had their first baby, and he told me to go buy a pizza to celebrate. I brought back a frozen Digiorno brand pizza. My friend got mad mad like what the heck this is frozen? I responded, Well your wife had a C-section so I got this because it's not delivery.

I called Uber eats today

I had them bring me a DiGiorno.