The Best 18 Diggers Jokes
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Top 10 Funniest Diggers Jokes and Puns
I found out that the girl I'm dating is a gold digger
Idk how to tell her but I don't like gold diggers. It's not safe for her mentally as well as physically and the mine she works at doesn't give them health insurance or anything. What should I do?
What's the difference between an archeologists convention and a basketball team?
The archeologists convention is a nerdy bunch of diggers.
What do you call a group of penniless Viking grave diggers?
The poor norsemen of the necropolis
Two gold diggers are sitting in a bar...
The women are scoping out the men looking for their next find when a man walks up to the bar next to then and takes out a diamond-covered wallet.
"Hello there, you seem like a kind and interesting person! I'm Jennifer", she says as she goes in for a handshake.
The man replies "Listen, I know how you women are and you just like me because of my diamond wallet!"
She leans over to him, "No darling! It's what's on the inside that counts!"
Cell references in excel are like gold diggers.
If you want them to stay in the same place you have to throw some money at them.
Overweight gold diggers remind me of tech support
They're always trying to clear out your cookies and cache
Why don't gold diggers eat apples?
They don't want to keep the doctors away.
Grave diggers are like gardeners
They plant vegetables
I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave.
As I was standing there, I noticed four grave diggers walking about with a coffin. Three hours later and they're still walking about with it. I thought to myself, They've lost the plot.
Gold diggers are like taxes
They really suck every time you get a pay check
How do gold diggers get you to be with them?
They use their booby traps
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I'm currently writing a musical about diggers trapped in a mine.
I think it's gonna be in the key of A-flat minor.
How do you get a gold diggers attention ?
Au over here
Why are grave diggers such lousy drivers?
Because they are always undertaking
I just posted an article declaring all local women are murderous gold diggers
My wife is going to KILL me when she finds out
Chicks dig golden retrievers
One can even say they are "Gold Diggers"
What's the difference between me and a grave digger?
Grave diggers get paid to dig graves to put people in, I don't get paid to do the same.
I don't understand gold diggers.
How can they go so low.
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