Digger Jokes
73 digger jokes and hilarious digger puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about digger that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Digger Short Jokes
Short digger jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The digger humour may include short digging jokes also.
- Now I ain't saying she's a gold digger... But she has an unusual amount of mining equipment.
- What's the difference between an archeologists convention and a basketball team? The archeologists convention is a nerdy bunch of diggers.
- My grandfather's new 21 year old wife denies she's a gold digger but I think it's a little suspicious she married him less than a week after his death.
- What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes? He was just a nerdy digger.
- What do you call a group of penniless Viking grave diggers? The poor norsemen of the necropolis
- Women are always impressed when I tell them I work in real estate. And to think, my friends almost talked me out of becoming a grave digger!
- I ain't saying she's a gold digger. . . But you don't buy a pickaxe and mining helmet on a whim
- What's the difference between a Star Wars fan on a hunt for buried treasure and a black man? One is a nerdy digger..
- I was dating an archaeologist but I had to break up with her Turns out she was a gold digger.
- Cell references in excel are like gold diggers. If you want them to stay in the same place you have to throw some money at them.
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Digger One Liners
Which digger one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with digger? I can suggest the ones about well digging and grave digging.
- I ain't sayin she a gold digger, but she did move to California in 1849.
- What's a gold digger's favorite kind of cheese? Aged Cheddar
- Why did king Midas suddenly drop his shovel? It became a gold digger.
- What do you call a young gold digger? A miner
- Becoming a digger was a big mistake My job is the pits
- My dad used to work with a digger driver called priest Because he never misses a service.
- Why don't gold diggers eat apples? They don't want to keep the doctors away.
- Did you hear about the gold digger who left his pickaxe at home? It was a miner issue.
- Grave diggers are like gardeners They plant vegetables
- I used to be a well-digger. I quit because it was boring.
- How do gold diggers get you to be with them? They use their booby traps
- Why did the radiologist break up with the gold digger? Because he saw right through her.
- I broke up with my miner husband He was such a gold-digger
- My ex-wife called me a gold digger I guess she figured out that I was just after my money
- My gold digger wife told me she loves me for my body. Her favourite part? Ma-knee.
Grave Digger Jokes
Here is a list of funny grave digger jokes and even better grave digger puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I knew a woman who made a living grave robbing Nigerian princes. Now I ain't saying she's a gold digger...
- Douglas was a grave digger but he fell into a grave and died. I guess he Doug his own grave.
- Why aren't grave-diggers creative? Because they're all very down-to-earth people.
- I'm a grave digger, My hole job is depressing.
- What's the difference between me and a grave digger? Grave diggers get paid to dig graves to put people in, I don't get paid to do the same.
Gold Digger Jokes
Here is a list of funny gold digger jokes and even better gold digger puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My girlfriend told me "You're mine!" I asked her if that was the reason why she acted like a gold digger
- A South African miner loses a leg in an accident. He cries 'Oh no! Who's going to want a one legged gold digger now?'
To which Paul McCartney shouts 'Me!!!!' - I don't have a low paying job I have a gold digger filter
- Chicks dig golden retrievers One can even say they are "Gold Diggers"
- Why did the bouncer not allow gold digger in the bar? Cause miners are strictly prohibited
- I ain't sayin she a gold digger but she ain't messin with no art majors
- Why couldn't the gold digger but his girlfriend a drink? Because he was a miner
- I don't understand gold diggers. How can they go so low.
- What did the gold digger name her and her new husbands first daughter?
- I'm a gold digger... So Please give me gold
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What funny jokes about digger you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean digging holes jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make digger pranks.
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There were two fellas working for the town council one day, walking through the park.
One would dig a hole, the other would follow behind him and fill it in. They worked furiously all day without rest, o**... digging a hole, the other guy filling it in again.
An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, "I appreciate the effort you're putting into your work, but what's the story? You dig a hole and your partner follows behind and fills it up again.
The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Well, normally we're a three-man team, but the bloke who plants the trees is sick today."
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I had s**... with a minor.
she was a gold digger.
What gets a gold digger off?
Goldman Sachs
Digger Nick was not invited back to the dyslexic miners' convention
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I wrote a song about a coal digger having s**... with a 15 year old.
I call it 'A miner in a Minor' in A minor.
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A gold digger walks into a bar
They didn't let him in because miners are not allowed.
I walked up to a midget at a construction site
He looked at me and said "Bit chubby"
Turns out he was a little digger.
A grave digger...
A grave digger hears a story about how Mozart had an unfinished song folded up in his coat pocket when he was buried.
The grave digger goes to the cemetery where Mozart was buried, and starts digging at the composer's grave.
The grave digger hits the coffin.
The grave digger opens the coffin, and sees Mozart holding the unfinished piece, and erasing each note on at a time.
The grave digger yells, "What are you doing?!"
Mozart responds with, "Decomposing."
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What does a gold digger use to dig?
A h**...
Did you hear about the ditch digger who showed up to work hung over?
His clothes were in tatters, he was wearing one sock, and didn't even bring his tools.
His coworkers said he looked deshoveled
2man Team
Two Irishmen were working in the public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in.
After a while, one amazed onlooker said: "Why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?"
The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the lad who plants the trees called in sick."
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Now I ain't saying she's a gold digger...
...but she does have several shovels, picks and panning sluices strapped to her burro.
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Why did the man that hates miners leave his wife?
She was a gold digger
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I lost my job as a grave digger
At least I'm not a v**... anymore
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Did you hear about the coal digger who was charged as a s**... deviant?
He was found in possession of miner clothing.
Dated a gold digger once.
I date this girl once, she was a solid 10. She was smoking hot, and crazy in bed. Things went south though, she claimed I lied about how much money I had.
And I was like my exact words where, that I has worth between 40 and 75 million dollars .
So what if it was only $2,165. It is still between $40- $75,000,000.
I found out that the girl I'm dating is a gold digger
Idk how to tell her but I don't like gold diggers. It's not safe for her mentally as well as physically and the mine she works at doesn't give them health insurance or anything. What should I do?
