Digger Jokes

Funniest Digger Short Jokes

Short digger jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The digger humour may include short digging jokes also.

1. Now I ain't saying she's a gold digger... But she has an unusual amount of mining equipment.
2. What's the difference between an archeologists convention and a basketball team? The archeologists convention is a nerdy bunch of diggers.
3. My grandfather's new 21 year old wife denies she's a gold digger but I think it's a little suspicious she married him less than a week after his death.
4. What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes? He was just a nerdy digger.
5. What do you call a group of penniless Viking grave diggers? The poor norsemen of the necropolis
6. Women are always impressed when I tell them I work in real estate. And to think, my friends almost talked me out of becoming a grave digger!
7. I ain't saying she's a gold digger. . . But you don't buy a pickaxe and mining helmet on a whim
8. What's the difference between a Star Wars fan on a hunt for buried treasure and a black man? One is a nerdy digger..
9. I was dating an archaeologist but I had to break up with her Turns out she was a gold digger.
10. Cell references in excel are like gold diggers. If you want them to stay in the same place you have to throw some money at them.

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Digger One Liners

Which digger one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with digger? I can suggest the ones about digs and well digging.

1. What do you call an insignificant underage coal digger? A minor minor miner
2. I ain't sayin she a gold digger, but she did move to California in 1849.
3. What's a gold digger's favorite kind of cheese? Aged Cheddar
4. What do you call an Asian gold digger? Cha Ching
5. Why did king Midas suddenly drop his shovel? It became a gold digger.
6. What do you call a young gold digger? A miner
7. Becoming a digger was a big mistake My job is the pits
8. What do you call a black gold digger? a gold digger. Ya think im racist
9. My dad used to work with a digger driver called priest Because he never misses a service.
10. Why don't gold diggers eat apples? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
11. Why don't gold diggers eat apples? They don't want to keep the doctors away.
12. Did you hear about the gold digger who left his pickaxe at home? It was a miner issue.
13. Grave diggers are like gardeners They plant vegetables
14. If you really want to be a gold-digger You gotta put your mouth where the money is!
15. I used to be a well-digger. I quit because it was boring.

Grave Digger Jokes

Here is a list of funny grave digger jokes and even better grave digger puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I knew a woman who made a living grave robbing Nigerian princes. Now I ain't saying she's a gold digger...
• Why are grave diggers such lousy drivers? Because they are always undertaking
• Douglas was a grave digger but he fell into a grave and died. I guess he Doug his own grave.
• Why aren't grave-diggers creative? Because they're all very down-to-earth people.
• If you are a grave digger in Egypt You are also a gold digger.
• Have you heard about the cannibal necrophiliac grave digger? He eats nuts and buries.
• I'm a grave digger, My hole job is depressing.
• What's the difference between me and a grave digger? Grave diggers get paid to dig graves to put people in, I don't get paid to do the same.
• What is a grave digger's favorite element on the periodic table? Barium
• I lost my job as a grave digger At least I'm not a v**... anymore

Gold Digger Jokes

Here is a list of funny gold digger jokes and even better gold digger puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My girlfriend told me "You're mine!" I asked her if that was the reason why she acted like a gold digger
• Overweight gold diggers remind me of tech support They're always trying to clear out your cookies and cache
• I dated a miner once She was a gold digger.
• What does Facebook have in common with a gold-digger? They're both afraid of you pulling out
• How do gold diggers get you to be with them? They use their booby traps
• How do you get a gold diggers attention ? Au over here
• A gold digger walks into a bar They didn't let him in because miners are not allowed.
• Why did the radiologist break up with the gold digger? Because he saw right through her.
• I broke up with my miner husband He was such a gold-digger
• My girlfriend is a gold digger I hacked into hero account to post this.

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What funny jokes about digger you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean grave digging jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make digger pranks.