The Best 49 Digger Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Digger jokes. There are some digger jackhammer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these digger grave digger puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Digger Jokes and Puns

If you are a grave digger in Egypt

You are also a gold digger.

What's the difference between a Star Wars fan on a hunt for buried treasure and a black man?

One is a nerdy digger..

What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

Digger joke, What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

My dad used to work with a digger driver called priest

Because he never misses a service.

I ain't sayin she a gold digger,

but she did move to California in 1849.

Why did king Midas suddenly drop his shovel?

It became a gold digger.

Women are always impressed when I tell them I work in real estate.

And to think, my friends almost talked me out of becoming a grave digger!

Digger joke, Women are always impressed when I tell them I work in real estate.

I had sex with a minor.

she was a gold digger.

Digger Nick was not invited back to the dyslexic miners' convention

What do you call a young gold digger?

A miner

I wrote a song about a coal digger having sex with a 15 year old.

I call it 'A Miner in a Minor' in A minor.

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What do you call an Asian gold digger?

Cha Ching

Why did the radiologist break up with the gold digger?

Because he saw right through her.

My grandfather's new 21 year old wife denies she's a gold digger

but I think it's a little suspicious she married him less than a week after his death.

I'm a grave digger,

My hole job is depressing.

I was dating an archaeologist but I had to break up with her

Turns out she was a gold digger.

Digger joke, I was dating an archaeologist but I had to break up with her

A gold digger walks into a bar

They didn't let him in because miners are not allowed.

I walked up to a midget at a construction site

He looked at me and said "Bit chubby"

Turns out he was a little digger.

A grave digger...

A grave digger hears a story about how Mozart had an unfinished song folded up in his coat pocket when he was buried.

The grave digger goes to the cemetery where Mozart was buried, and starts digging at the composer's grave.

The grave digger hits the coffin.

The grave digger opens the coffin, and sees Mozart holding the unfinished piece, and erasing each note on at a time.

The grave digger yells, "What are you doing?!"

Mozart responds with, "Decomposing."

What do you call an insignificant underage coal digger?

A minor minor miner

What does a gold digger use to dig?

A hoe

Why couldn't the gold digger but his girlfriend a drink?

Because he was a miner

My ex-wife called me a gold digger

I guess she figured out that I was just after my money

Douglas was a grave digger but he fell into a grave and died.

I guess he Doug his own grave.

My gold digger wife told me she loves me for my body. Her favourite part?


I don't have a low paying job

I have a gold digger filter

Did you hear about the ditch digger who showed up to work hung over?

His clothes were in tatters, he was wearing one sock, and didn't even bring his tools.

His coworkers said he looked deshoveled

I ain't saying she's a gold digger. . .

But you don't buy a pickaxe and mining helmet on a whim

What's the difference between me and a grave digger?

Grave diggers get paid to dig graves to put people in, I don't get paid to do the same.

I knew a woman who made a living grave robbing Nigerian princes.

Now I ain't saying she's a gold digger...

2man Team

Two Irishmen were working in the public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in.

After a while, one amazed onlooker said: "Why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?"

The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the lad who plants the trees called in sick."

I ain't sayin she a gold digger

but she ain't messin with no art majors

Why did the bouncer not allow gold digger in the bar?

Cause miners are strictly prohibited

How do you turn down a materialistic woman?

Tell her: liking you for your money makes her a gold digger...

...and it's a felony to sleep with a miner.

Now I ain't saying she's a gold digger...

...but she does have several shovels, picks and panning sluices strapped to her burro.

Have you heard about the cannibal necrophiliac grave digger?

He eats nuts and buries.

Why did the man that hates miners leave his wife?

She was a gold digger

A South African miner loses a leg in an accident.

He cries 'Oh no! Who's going to want a one legged gold digger now?'
To which Paul McCartney shouts 'Me!!!!'

I dated a miner once

She was a gold digger.

My girlfriend told me "You're mine!"

I asked her if that was the reason why she acted like a gold digger

My girlfriend is a gold digger

I hacked into hero account to post this.

I lost my job as a grave digger

At least I'm not a virgin anymore

Did you hear about the gold digger who left his pickaxe at home?

It was a miner issue.

Did you hear about the coal digger who was charged as a sexual deviant?

He was found in possession of miner clothing.

What do you call a black gold digger?

a gold digger. Ya think im racist

Dated a gold digger once.

I date this girl once, she was a solid 10. She was smoking hot, and crazy in bed. Things went south though, she claimed I lied about how much money I had.

And I was like my exact words where, that I has worth between 40 and 75 million dollars .

So what if it was only $2,165. It is still between $40- $75,000,000.

Now I ain't saying she's a gold digger...

But she has an unusual amount of mining equipment.

Becoming a digger was a big mistake

My job is the pits

I found out that the girl I'm dating is a gold digger

Idk how to tell her but I don't like gold diggers. It's not safe for her mentally as well as physically and the mine she works at doesn't give them health insurance or anything. What should I do?

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