Digg Jokes

I was digging a hole in my backyard when I found a box filled with gold.

I was so excited that I ran inside to tell my wife. Then I remembered why I was digging the hole in the first place.

I was digging in the garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run inside and tell my wife.

But then I remembered why I was digging a hole in the garden.

I was digging in the woods and found a chest filled with gold coins

I ran back home excitedly to tell my wife the good news.
Then I remembered why I was digging in the woods.

Not everyone may think digging tunnels is exciting

Some may even call it boring

I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins

Excited, I was about to run indoors to tell the wife, but then I remembered why I was digging in the garden...

I had been digging for a long time today.

Down in the hole I found a box full of Silver coins!
In the excitement I ran back indoors to tell my wife.
Then I remembered why I was digging the hole...

While digging a hole today I found a bunch of old gold coins.

I ran in to tell my wife.
Then I remembered why I was digging a hole.

I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins

I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it. Then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

I was digging up our garden when I found a box full of old rare coins. I was really excited so I ran inside to tell my wife about it.

Then I remembered why I was digging up our garden.

I went digging for gold but didn't find anything

It was a miner frustration

I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold

I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging our garden in the first place

Digging tunnels is the most boring thing on Earth.

Becoming a digger was a big mistake

My job is the pits

So I was digging in the garden and found a gold chest

I ran inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging

I'm digging this extremely irresistible woman

They really do bury them six feet underground.

How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

While digging a hole in the backyard I discovered a box full of gold coins! Excited I went inside to tell my wife...

But then I remembered why I was digging the hole.

Why is digging a hole not a good way to entertain yourself?

Because it's boring.