The Best 4 Digestive Tract Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Digestive Tract jokes. There are some digestive tract jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these digestive tract puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Digestive Tract Jokes and Puns

How do you know God didn't program the human digestive tract in C#?

It ends with a whole colon instead of a semicolon.

An eagle is flying over the Grand Canyon when it spies a frog by a stream.

The eagle swoops down and swallows the frog whole, flying off with a full stomach. Somehow the frog makes it through the eagle's digestive tract and pokes his head out of the eagle's asshole.

The frog takes a look around and yells back at the eagle: "Hey eagle. About how high up are we?

The eagle yells back, "Oh about 10,000 feet."

The frog replies, "Really? You wouldn't shit me now, would you?"

Watson: what is another name for the digestive tract?

Holmes: Alimentary, my dear Watson.

Others change, but you should be yourself!

said one corn to another in the digestive tract

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the digestive tract puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working digestive tract piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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