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Digestive Tract Jokes

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How do you know God didn't program the human digestive tract in C#?

It ends with a whole colon instead of a semicolon.

An eagle is flying over the Grand Canyon when it spies a frog by a stream.

The eagle swoops down and swallows the frog whole, flying off with a full stomach. Somehow the frog makes it through the eagle's digestive tract and pokes his head out of the eagle's a**....
The frog takes a look around and yells back at the eagle: "Hey eagle. About how high up are we?
The eagle yells back, "Oh about 10,000 feet."
The frog replies, "Really? You wouldn't s**... me now, would you?"

Watson: what is another name for the digestive tract?

Holmes: Alimentary, my dear Watson.

Others change, but you should be yourself!

said one corn to another in the digestive tract

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