Digest Jokes

Funniest Digest Short Jokes

Short digest jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The digest humour may include short tract jokes also.

1. How do you know God didn't program the human digestive tract in C#? It ends with a whole colon instead of a semicolon.
2. Watson: what is another name for the digestive tract? Holmes: Alimentary, my dear Watson.
3. Did you hear about the buffalo fossil excavation where they found partially digested mail bags in their stomachs? It turns out they were stamp eating across the Midwest.
4. I like my women like I like my coffee.... ...passed through the digestive system of a civet.
   >also, requesting any other versions you may have.
5. Others change, but you should be yourself! said one corn to another in the digestive tract
6. I went to the Doctors today for a checkup He told me that I had one of the best digestive systems he'd ever seen.
   So today I'm celebrating superb bowel sunday.
7. Eat Marshmallow and Digest a Pillow I dreamt I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.
8. What was the preferred magazine of the bear that hung out behind the library? Digest Readers.
9. If CRIPSR becomes commercialized, there should be a magazine that advertises its genetic-altering capabilities And one day, we'll all have a subscription to Breeder's Digest.
10. Amy Schumer and a dyslexic vegan are eating a cannibal... The vegan turns to Amy and says "this is more meta than I can digest"

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Digest One Liners

Which digest one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with digest? I can suggest the ones about diet and dispose.

1. Just finished the book Eating for Dummies Boy was it hard to digest
2. What do you call stolen digestive medication? Klepto-Bismol
3. This might be hard for some people to digest... Dairy.
4. Why do cannibals hang out in libraries? Because Readers Digest
5. You know what really takes guts? Digestion.
6. I had a joke about what happens to corn in the digestive system. But it's recycled.
7. What do you call high school students doing a digestive system test? In-test teens.
8. What do you call the outcome of someone reading a book on the toilet? Reader's Digest.
9. Which character in Game of thrones has a healthy digestive system Bran
10. Like a radiologist researching sausage digestion, I tend to see the Wurst in people
11. What's Boba Fett's favorite magazine? Sarlacc Digest.
12. How Did 10 Die? Seven finally finished digesting 9.
13. My baker told me he's been adding sawdust to his flour This is a lot to digest.
14. They say it takes 7 years to digest swallowed chewing gum. Yet somehow, I'm still hungry.
15. Did you hear about the new digestive aid from Apple? It's called iPoop.

Readers Digest Jokes

Here is a list of funny readers digest jokes and even better readers digest puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Thinking of starting a magazine detailing the contents of various famous authors' stomachs... ...I think I'll call it Reader's Digest.

Digest Food Jokes

Here is a list of funny digest food jokes and even better digest food puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I wrote a piece of music based on the experience of digesting Mexican food... I'm calling it Taco Bell's Canon
• I was going to talk about how we process food in our body but I digest.
• What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach? I won't digest yet.

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What funny jokes about digest you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bite jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make digest pranks.