The Best 16 Dig Tunnels Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dig Tunnels jokes. There are some dig tunnels jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dig tunnels puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dig Tunnels Jokes and Puns

A woman visits her husband in prison

Before leaving, she tells a correction officer:

"You shouldn't make my husband work like that. He's exhausted!"

The officer laughs, saying:

"Are you kidding? He just eats and sleeps and stays in his own cell!"

"Bullshit! He just told me he's been digging a tunnel for months!"

A prisoner spent a month digging an escape tunnel and finally came out in the playground of a preschool.

He jumped around with excitement yelling "I'm free, I'm free". A small girl looked up at him and said, "Big bloody deal, I'm four".

A prisoner has been digging up a tunnel under his cell for years

One day he while he was digging he saw the light, he reached the end of tunnel and ended up in a kindergarten playground

"I'm free, I'm free!" shouted the escaped prisoner

"so what? I'm four" said one of the toddlers

Not everyone may think digging tunnels is exciting

Some may even call it boring

A prisoner spends years digging a tunnel out of jail ...

He comes up inside a preschool yard. He starts jumping up and down and screaming "I'm free!! I'm free!!"

A little kid tugs on his pants. The prisoner looks down and the kid says nonchalantly: "So what? I'm four."


The Duke ordered his subjects not to dig tunnels beneath his land but the King gave them permission to do so,

He felt undermined.

a lady visits her husband in a prison

A lady visits her husband in a prison. After talking to him she talks to a prison administrator:
"Shouldn't my husband be treated better? All this hard work he has to do!"
"What hard work?" asks the administrator "he's a librarian here."
"Well," replies the lady, "he was telling me something about digging a tunnel every night..."

Just hurt my wrists digging a hole between two koi ponds.

I think it's carpal tunnel.

Elon Musk's tunnel-digging venture just got approved for expansion...

Even more boring than before!

Digging tunnels is the most boring thing on Earth.

I was going to show you a video about a drill machine digging a tunnel.

But it's too boreing.

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I've been operating the same tunnel-digging machine for years...

...it was boring when I started, and it's still boring now.

I had to quit my job digging subway tunnels...

...tube boring

Did you hear about Elon Musk's idea to dig tunnels under L.A.?

I thought it was a pipe dream

Did you hear they put christmas decoration on Elon Musk's tunnel digging machine?

It's pretty boring

Never vote for a tunnel-digging politician

Because he's probably just another burrowcrat.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dig tunnels jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dig tunnels piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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