The Best 4 Diffuse Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Diffuse jokes. There are some diffuse abominable jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these diffuse circulate puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Diffuse Jokes and Puns

A bomb instructor was having an argument with his wife

Luckily his friend was there to diffuse the situation

What's the difference between shaving a red head's pubes and diffusing a bomb?

When you diffuse a bomb, you only have to cut one red wire.

Four Original Math/Science Jokes

1. Yo momma's so mean her Z-score is zero!

2. What do you do with a high concentration bomb?
You diffuse it.

3. Why was X mad at the IRS?
He couldn't list Y as his dependent

4. Why did the students do well on the hard calc test?
Because the grade was on a curve

Why was the chemist fired from the bomb squad?

Because he tried to diffuse the bomb

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the diffuse nuked jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working diffuse disperse piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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