diffrence Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious diffrence puns

whats the diffrence between a tornado and a divorce in the south?

nothing. sombodys losing a trailer!


Diffrence between potential and reality

An 8 years old son asks his dad:
the difference between 'Potential ' and 'reality?'

Dad turns to wife: "Would you sleep with
Barack Obama for $1 million?"

Wife: "Of course, I will never waste that opportunity."

Dad turns to daughter: "Would you sleep with Brat Pitt for $1 million?"

Daughter: Yes! He is my fantasy.

Dad turns to elder son: "Would u sleep with Tom Cruise for
$l million?"

Eldest son: "Why not? Imagine what I would do with that money."

Dad then turns to his youngest son: "You see son, 'Potentially ' we are living with 3 millionaires BUT in 'reality ' we are living with two prostitutes and one Gay


What's the diffrence between a catholic priest and acne?

Acne doesn't come on a boys face until he's 15


Snowmen and Snowwomen

What is the diffrence bewteen snowmen and snowomen?



What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well...


Whats the diffrence between General Custer and Jack Daniel's?

Jack Daniel's is still killing indians.


Whats the Diffrence Between Hitler and Usain Bolt?

One can acctualy finish a race


What's the diffrence between a...

What's the difference between a hockey player and a feminist?
After three periods the hockey player takes a shower.

How do you confuse a feminist?
Tell her that you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.


What the diffrence between a boy scout and a jew?

The boy scout comes home from camp


Whats the diffrence between landscaping and 911?

Landscaping is an outdoor job, 911 was an inside job


Whats The Diffrence Between A Fridge And A Child

The fridge Doesnt Care If You Stick You're Meat In It


What's the diffrence between a tiki torch and the white nationalist carrying it?

One is bright and the other one dim.


What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.


whats the diffrence between harambe and a blackperson

Everyone cares about harambe


What's the diffrence between jam and marmelade?

I can't marmelade my dick down your throat.


What's the diffrence between a hormone and an enzym?

I can make an enzym, but I can't make a hormone


Whats the diffrence between Diablo Immortal anf vscuum cleaner?

Vacuum cleaner needs to be plugged in before it sucks


whats the diffrence between a baby and a sandwich? [NSFW]

I don't fuck the sandwich before eating it


WARNING offensive to jews

whats the diffrence between jews and pizza.

pizza doesnt scream.


Whats the diffrence between a cow and 9/11

You cant milk a cow for 12 years. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^sorry


What's the diffrence between Math and Emos?

Math problems actually exist


What's the diffrence between your job and your wife?

after 5 years your job will still suck


Whats the diffrence between a redneck and a pizza?

A pizza can support a family of 4


Whats the diffrence between LA girls and people with a spanish accent

People with a spanish accent roll there r's and La girl roll there i's


What's the diffrence between humans and bullets?

Humans miss John Lennon


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