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Difficulty Jokes

54 difficulty jokes and hilarious difficulty puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about difficulty that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Explore the humor behind technical difficulties with this hilarious collection of difficulty jokes. From the difficulty understanding complex problems to the rhythmic issues of everyday life, this article will have you laughing through your discomfort.

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Funniest Difficulty Short Jokes

Short difficulty jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The difficulty humour may include short challenge jokes also.

  1. In Flint, Michigan, students have no difficulty learning A — G and P — Z. The problem's H to O.
  2. Therapist: Are you aware that you have incredible difficulty verbalizing your emotions? Man: I can't say I'm surprised.
    Therapist: Exactly.
  3. The US Justice Department were hellbent on taking IKEA to court a few years ago. Unfortunately they had to walk away as they were having difficulties putting a case together.
  4. Winds of 108mph, structural damage, flying debris, massive depression, icy blasts, communication difficulties, untold misery and suffering... Yes, I forgot our anniversary again.
  5. Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering? Because they can't put their finger on it.
  6. Two triangles are having difficulty buying an apartment. It turns out they needed to cosine.
  7. Many people claim that they have difficulty sleeping. However, I can even do it with my eyes closed.
  8. Future historians will have difficulties studying about our pornstars because we delete them from our history.
  9. Jesus and Mary Magdalene were having difficulties in the bedroom. After the 2nd try, Jesus said... "Don't worry, it'll rise again".
  10. Humans share 70% of our DNA with zebrafish So if you're having difficulty getting something done, it's probably because a zebrafish is using the DNA.

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Difficulty One Liners

Which difficulty one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with difficulty? I can suggest the ones about problem and ease.

  1. I'm having a lot of difficulty with knitting Oops, wrong thread.
  2. With great power comes Greater difficulty in factorizing the polynomial.
  3. Some people have difficulties sleeping... but I can do it with my eyes closed.
  4. Why did Noah have so much difficulty fishing on the ark? He only brought two worms.
  5. Im just so overwhelmed with the difficulty of writing my own book There are no words
  6. Why are dwarves terrible parents? They have difficulty putting food on the table.
  7. Difficulty Levels Dyslexic vegans must be having the worst 2020 because of carnivorous.
  8. As a child I had difficulty putting things down It's a habit I can't seem to let go.
  9. The chicken came first... The egg had some difficulty crossing the road.
  10. What has two fat thumbs and difficulty typing? Rgua fyt!!
  11. I can't imagine the difficulties of growing up with 2 gay dads double the dad jokes.
  12. Ninety two percent of cross-eyed teachers have difficulty controlling their pupils.
  13. You familiar with ASMR? It's when a country boy has difficulty breathing.
  14. How do gay guys high-five? With difficulty until they get past the knuckles.
  15. How do you change the difficulty level on tinder? Get a better graphic card for yo face

Difficulty Understanding Jokes

Here is a list of funny difficulty understanding jokes and even better difficulty understanding puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I go to the Doctor Title:
    Doctor: I understand you're experiencing hearing difficulties. Please describe the symptoms.
    Text:
    Patient: Well, Homer is fat and Marge has blue hair.
Difficulty joke, I go to the Doctor

Difficulty joke, I go to the Doctor

Hilarious Difficulty Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

What funny jokes about difficulty you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean trouble jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make difficulty pranks.

A cop knocks on a man's front door late one night

and he asks to see a picture of the man's wife. "Sure," he says, a bit puzzled. The man produces a picture from his wallet and hands it to the officer. The officer takes one look and takes a long, deep breath.
With difficulty, he looks the man in the eyes and says, "Sir, I'm sorry to tell you this, but your wife's been hit by a truck."
The man replies, "I know, but she's got a great personality and she can really cook."

There was a horse who was a genius at arithmetic...

...which it learned with no difficulty. Algebra was a breeze, and it could even prove theorems in Euclidean geometry. However, when someone tried to teach it analytic geometry, it would rear back on its hind legs, kick ferociously, neigh loudly, and make violent head motions in resistance.
The moral of this story is that you can't put Descartes before the horse.

A 13 year old boy has difficulty with mathematics, failing in public school.

His parents were not religious but after a friend's suggestion they felt a private Catholic school may be more effective. His grades began to rise dramatically after this switch. Asked what has helped him so much, he responded
"When I saw the guy nailed to the plus sign I knew they meant business!"

Been married for 20 years

Been married for 20 years, but I still carry my wife's picture in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties in life, I take out my wallet and stare at her picture. And It comforts me knowing that... If I survived being married to this psycho, I can survive anything.

I've been married for 20 years,

and I still carry a photo of my wife in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties in life I stare at her picture, and it comforts me knowing that...
If I survived that long married to her, I can survive anything.

A old man walks into a McDonalds

He is bent over and shuffling slowly. He approaches the counter with great difficulty and orders an ice cream sundae.
The cashier asks "Crushed nuts?"
The old man replies, "No arthritis."

Life is like a video game

Most of us play on easy difficulty, some on medium, then there is Africa playing on h**....

Why shouldn't you make fun of a midget with learning difficulties?

Because it's not big, and it's not clever.

Keeping the job

As a non-native English speaker, although I am speaking English relatively well and I know how to do my job, I had difficulty finding and keeping a job. Turns out there is a huge difference between 'hard working', 'hardly working' and 'hard at work'.

Jesus crucified on the cross yelled out Peter's name

Peter! Peter! Peter!
Peter wasn't allowed to go near the cross by the soldiers, so with great difficulty he fought them all off.
With tears in his eyes eventually he reached the cross and joined both his hands,
"What is it my lord?"
"Peter, i can see the roof of your house."

Airport trouble

An airplane lands at an airport with great difficulty, stopping, just short of an accident. When they arrive at the gate, the captain wipes his brow and says,"My God that's the shortest runway I've ever seen!"
"You're not kidding" says his co-pilot, looking out of the window "but it sure is wide."

Just came up with this, as far as I know

A man walks into a gastroenterologist's office and stops to stand just at the edge of the seating area. The receptionist waits for him to approach but he fidgets uncomfortably, staring at the wooden seats between himself and the counter. Sir, why don't you come over here so we can get you checked in? says the receptionist.
That's why I'm here, he says, I have difficulty passing stools.

A charity worker stopped me in the street and asked if I was interested in taking part in a marathon.

I was going to decline but he told me it was for disabled kids and children with severe learning difficulties. I thought "d**..., I might actually win this".

A student is late for a zoom class...

"What took you so long?" the teacher asks.
"Technical difficulties" the student answers.
"I've heard that excuse a hundred times, let me guess, your wifi didn't work?"
"My clock"

Two sailors are on shore leave. They have a few drinks and decide to go to a variety show. At the intermission one of them needs to pee and asks directions from the usher. Go through the exit, turn left along the corridor, turn first right, then left, then right again, he says.

The sailor follows the directions with some difficulty, relieves himself, and eventually finds his way back to his seat. You missed the best act, says his friend. While you were gone a sailor came on-stage and p**... into the orchestra pit.

A couple are having marital difficulties,

...and the wife suggests they see a marriage counsellor.

At their first session the counsellor asks the couple to explain to each other how they feel about their marriage.

The wife says: We are at a crossroads. To the left is bitterness, resentment, divorce and a life of unhappiness. To the right is reconciliation, love and lifelong happiness.

The husband says: I think you'll find that's a T-junction.

Why do guys have such difficulty in asking the cashier for s**... pills?

I mean, it's not that hard

A priest and a police officer walk into a bar.

A priest and a police officer walk into a bar. They each spend some time drinking, before both leaving.
The priest goes to his car, and the officer sees he is having difficulty to walk.
As he goes to enter, the officer stops him. He says "are you in a fit state to drive, reverend?"
He replied "yes, I have only had water."
The officer says "that's a lie, I can smell wine on your breath"
The priest looks to the sky and says "You did it again, lord!"

Son asks his father for a gift

Son: - Dad I need a gift for my birthday
Dad: - What do you want Son
Son: - I need a Bitcoin
Dad: - What?? Why do you need $ 35K for?? You know how difficult it is to earn $ 25K dollars?? You will learn difficulty of earning $ 40K when you get a job

An Irishman goes to buy some wellies

The assistant hands him a pair and he tries one on.
Noticing that he's having difficulty, she gently says:
"Sir, if you look under the soles, you'll see L and R, for Left and Right"
The ponders this for a moment and then blurts out:
"To be sure, beghora, that'll be why me wife's knickers have got C&A written on them!"

Difficulty joke, Therapist: Are you aware that you have incredible difficulty verbalizing your emotions?

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