The Best 29 Difficulties Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Difficulties jokes. There are some difficulties adversity jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these difficulties difficulty puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Difficulties Jokes and Puns

Some people have difficulties sleeping...

but I can do it with my eyes closed.

A charity worker stopped me in the street and asked if I was interested in taking part in a marathon.

I was going to decline but he told me it was for disabled kids and children with severe learning difficulties. I thought "damn, I might actually win this".

The US Justice Department were hellbent on taking IKEA to court a few years ago.

Unfortunately they had to walk away as they were having difficulties putting a case together.

Difficulties joke, The US Justice Department were hellbent on taking IKEA to court a few years ago.

I've been married for 20 years,

and I still carry a photo of my wife in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties in life I stare at her picture, and it comforts me knowing that...

If I survived that long married to her, I can survive anything.

Winds of 108mph, structural damage, flying debris, massive depression, icy blasts, communication difficulties, untold misery and suffering...

Yes, I forgot our anniversary again.


Been married for 20 years

Been married for 20 years, but I still carry my wife's picture in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties in life, I take out my wallet and stare at her picture. And It comforts me knowing that... If I survived being married to this psycho, I can survive anything.

A student is late for a zoom class...

"What took you so long?" the teacher asks.
"Technical difficulties" the student answers.
"I've heard that excuse a hundred times, let me guess, your wifi didn't work?"
"My clock"

Difficulties joke, A student is late for a zoom class...

Future historians will have difficulties studying about our pornstars

because we delete them from our history.

A couple are having marital difficulties,

...and the wife suggests they see a marriage counsellor.

At their first session the counsellor asks the couple to explain to each other how they feel about their marriage.

The wife says: We are at a crossroads. To the left is bitterness, resentment, divorce and a life of unhappiness. To the right is reconciliation, love and lifelong happiness.

The husband says: I think you'll find that's a T-junction.

Jesus and Mary Magdalene were having difficulties in the bedroom. After the 2nd try, Jesus said...

"Don't worry, it'll rise again".

Why shouldn't you make fun of a midget with learning difficulties?

Because it's not big, and it's not clever.

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John Buttlicker went to the magistrate to change his name.

He went to the attendant and told that he has had major difficulties during his life because of his name.

Attendant: Surely I can see that you have the necessary aspects to change your name! Have you tought what you would change it to?

John Buttlicker: Well I've always liked more the name Alex...

I still carry a picture of my wife in my wallet

Been married 20 years, but I still carry my
wife's picture in my wallet.
Whenever I face difficulties in life, I take
out my wallet and stare at her picture.
And it comforts me knowing that...
If I survived being married to this psycho,
I can survive anything.

Did you know Tinder has different difficulties?

Here's how to unlock Tinder's different difficulties.

Easy mode: be a white girl

Intermediate mode: be a white guy

Hard mode: be anything else

God mode: be an Asian male

My girlfriend is how I get through tough times.

Been dating her for 5 years and I always keep her picture in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties in life I take out my wallet and stare at her picture. And it comforts me knowing that if I can survive being in a relationship with this psychopath I can survive anything

What kind of computer problems do octopuses(octopi) have?

Tentacle difficulties.
7 Y.O. Daughter and I just made this up together. I realize it might already exist out there in this big world, but we just had to share.

Difficulties joke, What kind of computer problems do octopuses(octopi) have?

Planning for this year's International Juggling Convention has ran into difficulties.

Organiser's have stated that its all up in the air.

When asked about the difficulties of being a blind musician, Stevie Wonder replied..

"It could be worse, I could be black."

I go to the Doctor

Title:
Doctor: I understand you're experiencing hearing difficulties. Please describe the symptoms.
Text:
Patient: Well, Homer is fat and Marge has blue hair.


I can't imagine the difficulties of growing up with 2 gay dads

double the dad jokes.

Based off of a meme

My wife and I were talking about the challenges we face in life, and the difficulties we had. She told me to see things from her point of view.

So, I looked out the kitchen window.

A man with intellectual difficulties is in a basement staring at the door.

Downstairs at the door.

What do Bernie Sanders and Santa Claus have in common? (Dark)

They both have difficulties regarding chimneys!

Why is there such a big war in the Middle East?

Because they're having difficulties finding out where the ISIS

(created by my 10 year old 5 minutes ago)

Whoa, the party last night was like from a movie!

Yeah, my face looked weird. people had difficulties communicating with me and I was desperately trying to call home.

If you are ever having difficulties hunting animals on the beach in Mexico…

…don't hate the Playa, hate the game.

Chris Brown has been receiving support from celebrity friends:

Despite Chris's current difficulties, we wish him all the best and expect to see him soon said Gene Wilder.

Can anyone tell me where the Aby Sea is?

Someone said pirates can't learn the alphabet, but I be having some difficulties navigating through the Aby Sea part.

The new FIFA videogame will come in the following difficulties: World Class, Professional, Semi Pro, Amateur...

and Brazil.

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We suggest to use only working difficulties financial piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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