Difficult Jokes

135 difficult jokes and hilarious difficult puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about difficult that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Find out what makes a joke difficult – is it the content, the length, or the complexity of the setup? In this article, we explore what makes jokes difficult, from difficult math jokes to the hardest Christmas jokes and more. Learn the solutions to make a joke work even if your audience is complacent.

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Funniest Difficult Short Jokes

Short difficult jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The difficult humour may include short complicated jokes also.

  1. "Mansplain" is a terrible word to use because it has more letters than explain and is therefore more difficult for women to understand.
  2. English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
  3. I told my daughter she should reconsider becoming a postal worker. It's difficult to make it in a mail dominated industry.
  4. It's not difficult to tell crocodiles and alligators apart. One will see you in a while whereas the other will see you later.
  5. Kanye West was hospitalized... Our thoughts and prayers go out to the hospital staff at this difficult time.
  6. It was very difficult to switch off my wife's life support system. You try fighting off 2 nurses, a doctor and my sons.
  7. There are 2 truly difficult problems in Computer science 0: Naming things
    1: Cache invalidation
    2: Off by one errors
  8. I don't understand why guys think it's so difficult to take off a girl's bra. I can do it with both hands behind my back!
  9. How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Only 2, it's just really difficult getting them in the lightbulb.
  10. You shouldn't worry about headaches I mean, it's all in your head.

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Difficult One Liners

Which difficult one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with difficult? I can suggest the ones about tough and problematic.

  1. Why didn't the Romans find algebra very difficult? Because X was always 10
  2. What is the most difficult animal to hunt in Africa? The Polar bear.
  3. What do you call a cult that is hard to get into? Difficult
  4. Why is chess so difficult for British people? Cause they just lost the queen.
  5. Why is morning difficult in Athens? Because dawn is tough on Greece
  6. It's difficult to say what my wife does. She sells seashells on the seashore
  7. How difficult is it to get undeserved upvotes on reddit jokes? Piece of cake
  8. I was reading a book on anti gravity last night. I found it quite difficult to put down.
  9. Why is teaching calculus so difficult in the South? They hate integration
  10. I was reading a book on Anti-Gravity I found it difficult to put down.
  11. What makes communist jokes so difficult? You have to make sure that everyone gets them.
  12. Why is it difficult to punish vampires? They can't reflect on what they've done.
  13. All I got for Christmas was a pack of sticky cards. It was difficult to deal with.
  14. I've got a job defusing landmines. It's difficult, but hopefully soon I'll find my feet.
  15. Organic chemistry is difficult Those who study it have alkynes of trouble

Difficult Math Jokes

Here is a list of funny difficult math jokes and even better difficult math puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • My math teacher says Fractions are a little difficult But honestly figuring out where the Numerator goes is over the top
  • My math teacher kept giving easy parabolas and circles until the test day when he gave a large, difficult hyperbola. The long con.
  • What's the secret to solving difficult math problems? Squinting at them.
  • How do you confuse a blonde? Give her a very complex and difficult math equation.
  • I like my maths... I like my s**...: hard and fast.
    (difficult, but clear-cut)

Difficult Christmas Jokes

Here is a list of funny difficult christmas jokes and even better difficult christmas puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • A taxi driver was complaining to me that he didn't want to be working over the Christmas holiday. I said, "Yeah, it must be difficult overcharging drunk people."
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Hilarious Fun Difficult Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about difficult you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean painful jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make difficult pranks.

I am trying to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but it is turning out to be really difficult.

Good players are hard to find.

I was at the bar last night...

I was at the bar last night and had a few drinks. I knew it was unsafe to take my car home so I took a bus. This was really difficult for me; I've never driven a bus before.

Wrong Email

A Minnesota couple decided to vacation to Florida during the winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday. His wife would fly down the following day.
The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's f**.... He was a minister of many years who was called home to glory following a sudden heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: 16 May 2003
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is not as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is hot down here!

A middle school in Oregon

According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirrors leaving dozens of little lip prints.
Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the custodian. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every day. To demonstrate how difficult it was to clean the mirrors, she asked the custodian to clean one of the mirrors. He took out a long-handled brush, dipped it into the toilet and scrubbed the mirror.
Since then there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

Request: Jokes for my five year old son

My son is starting to get into jokes and it's surprisingly difficult to find joke books that are appropriate for his age. Most recycle old jokes with outdated references that he doesn't even understand. Some of the references are so musty I don't even get them. Does anyone have good jokes/riddles I can pass along?

I lost both my legs below the knee in an accident...

... and for years, no matter how hard my friends and family tried to convince me, I fought on without prosthetic replacements.
In the end it became just too difficult, so I finally accepted defeat.

A Mother's Day joke.

A recruit at a police academy is asked some difficult questions when it comes to the job. He is asked,
"If you pulled over your mother, and had to arrest her, what would you do?"
The recruit replies, "I'd call for backup"

Why is it difficult to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

Because they take everything literally.

I like my women like I like my Paragraphs.

Short, difficult to read, and with regular periods.

Just after the apartheid ...

A bus company's owner explain to his drivers that if they find it difficult to see people as equal they just have to consider there are no more black and white people, only blue.
So, this driver explained it to its passengers :
"Ok guys, you're not black or white anymore. Only blue. So light blue get the front seats, dark blue the rear."

Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

The Mystery of Childbirth

A boy is writing a paper on childbirth and asks his parents, "How was I born?"
His mother awkwardly answers, "The stork brought you."
"Oh," says the boy. "Well, how were you and Daddy born?"
"Oh, the stork brought us, too, and Grandpa and Grandma."
The boy begins his paper, "This report has been very difficult to write due to the fact that there hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations."

There was an International Job opening.

Two men applied, a Canadian man, and an American. After the test and the interview, they company decided to go with the Canadian man. The American with distraught asked why they decided to hire the Canadian and how he did in the interview and test. They said it was a very difficult decision because they both did equally well on the test and in the interview. The American was outraged. "THEN WHY DID YOU HIRE THE CANADIAN?!?." The manager then responded, "Well, you both did equally well in the interview, but the real problem was the test. You both got 9/10 on the test, but for question 10, the Canadian man put 'I don't know' and you put 'me neither.'"
Shout out to my Math Teacher for telling me this one.

Being cross-eyed has made it difficult for me to stay in monogamous relationships

Sometimes when I'm seeing a girl I can't help but also see someone else on the side

Dean of Women...

The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls' school was lecturing her students on s**... morality.
We live today in very difficult times for young people. In moments of temptation, she said, ask yourself just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?
A young woman rose in the back of the room and said, Excuse me, but how do you make it last an hour?

"What is inflation?" asked the CA's wife

"Initially you were 36-24-36, and now you're 48-40-48. So technically, you have more than you had earlier, but your value is less than earlier. THIS IS INFLATION"
Economics is not so difficult if we have the right examples.

Why is it difficult to make fun of the Large Hadron Collider?

Because it's hard to discern.

Many times when I am troubled or confused...

Many times when I am troubled or confused, I find comfort in sitting in my back yard and having a v**... Martini along with a quiet conversation with Jesus.
This happened to me again after a particularly difficult day. I said "Jesus, why do I work so hard?"
And I heard the reply: "Men find many ways to demonstrate the love they have for their family. You work hard to have a peaceful, beautiful place for your friends and family to gather."
I said: "I thought that money was the root of all evil."
And the reply was: "No, the LOVE of money is the root of all evil. Money is a tool; it can be used for good or bad".
I was starting to feel better, but I still had that one burning question, so I asked it. "Jesus," I said, "what is the meaning of life? Why am I here?"
He replied: "That is a question many men ask. The answer is in your heart and is different for everyone. I would love to chat with you some more, Señor, but for now, I have to finish your lawn."

A masked man goes into a s**... bank.

A masked man goes into a s**... bank, points a gun at the woman behind the counter, and says,
Open the safe.
She says, This isn't a real bank; it's a s**... bank.
He says, Open the safe or I'll shoot.
She opens the safe, and he says, Now take one of the bottles and drink it.
After she opens the bottle and drinks it, he takes off his mask and the woman realizes the robber is
her husband.
He says, Now you see? It's not so difficult, is it?

I've just taken my sausages back to the butchers...

There was only a tiny bit of pork in the middle, the left and right sides were just pure breadcrumbs.
The butcher apologised and said that he was suffering financially, business was tough and he was finding it increasingly difficult to make ends meat.

An old man goes to confession..

An old German man goes to confession one Sunday. He enters the confession, sits down and says "Forgive me Father for I have sinned, and I want to confess". The Priest says "Well my child, what are your sins?". The old man responds "During the war I hid a young Jewish woman from the n**... in return for s**... favours". The Priest, while surprised, says "It was a difficult time, you risked your life to help this woman despite the immoral exchange". "I understand that father" the old man says "But, do you think I should tell her the war is over?".
Courtesy of my Dad!

My wife's inappropriate Christmas dinner joke

Last night My wife and I were having Christmas dinner with her parents, grandparents, aunts/uncles, and a German neighbor who is a widow. We were talking about messing up while cooking meals and I mentioned the first time I cooked a turkey I cooked it upside down. The neighbor was incredulous that I could make such a mistake and asked how I could possibly do this when the breast would be round and make it difficult to get the turkey to not roll.
My lame joke:
>"Maybe I just like flat breasted turkeys."
Wife looks down at her chest:
>"Well now I feel self-conscious... Wait, is that why you always turn me face down?"
Everybody starts roaring with laughter and her dad turned bright red.

Riding a horse can be difficult. You could always choose to ride a mule instead...

but that would be half-assed.

My girlfriend has a global map tattooed on her body

She may have been a difficult person to deal with. But you always knew where you were with her.

Why am I against Donald Trump's wall idea?

It will make fleeing to Mexico more difficult when he ruins our country.

Some people think it's difficult to live with erectile dysfunction

But really, it's not that hard.

How difficult is it to live with erectile dysfunction?

It turns out, it's not very hard at all

My mother never attempted to wean me off of breast feeding. Just cut me off entirely one day... if that first year of college wasn't difficult enough.

Why is it difficult to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get the message.

I'll try to explain the concept of lubricated soap....

...but its quite difficult to grasp.

Noticing a woman sitting alone at a table in a bar...

.. a man goes over to chat with her. After talking to her for a while he makes his move.
"Stop!" says the woman as the man tries to kiss her. "I'm sorry but I'm keeping myself pure until I meet the man I truly love."
"Wow", says the man, "that must be difficult."
"It's not too bad", replied the woman. "My husband's quite upset though."

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a test?

A bit more difficult

Most Confusing Password

I was in a couple's home trying to fix their Internet connection. 
The husband called out to his wife 
in the other room for the computer password. Start with a capital S, then 123, she shouted back.
We tried S123 several times, but 
it didn't work. So we called the wife in. As she input the password, she muttered, I really don't know what's so difficult about typing Start123.

Little johnny was asking his dad

J: Dad, what's the difference between confident and confidential
D: Well, it's difficult to explain, so let me give you an example. You are my son - I'm confident about that.
J: How about confidential?
D: You see our neighbour little Timmy over there? He's my son - that's confidential

The two most difficult things in programming...

The two most difficult things in programming are memory management, naming things, and off by one errors.

Jim was lazy, but boy was he clever.

A difficult customer walked into the shop that Jim didn't want to deal with, so he grabbed a mop and pretended to clean up a mess.
The manager came over and asked him what he was doing. After telling him that he was cleaning, the manager said, "It doesn't look messy here."
To which Jim replied, "Why, thank you!"

I once asked my pastor what the Bible says about m**....

He told me it's difficult to say when all the pages are stuck together.

I hate it when women turn off the light before having s**......

It makes it really difficult for me to see them through the window...

Whenever I get into my friend's car, I find him difficult to understand.

He starts speaking in a Hyundai Accent.

Do not shampoo in the shower

I don't know why I didn't figure this out sooner.
I used shampoo in the shower and when we wash our hair the shampoo runs down our whole body.
Printed clearly on the shampoo label is the warning,
"For extra body and volume."
No wonder I have been gaining weight.
I got rid of shampoos and start using dish washing liquid. Its label reads
"Dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove."
Follow this and stay slim and trim forever.

I find abortion to be a difficult topic.

On one hand, i am for killing babies. But on the other hand, i don't want to give woman any more rights.

Why is so difficult to have s**... in outer space?

No atmosphere

Why is the most difficult phrase to pronounce if you have a lisp?

I love you
Source: my father has a lisp

I don't know why people say cancer is so difficult.

I'm already on stage 4

Why was the PTA meeting h**... difficult to solve?

Because it wasn't apparent who did it.

Man : 'It is really difficult to raise a family.'

Man : 'It is really difficult to raise a family.'
Necromancer: 'Not if they are buried close together.'
Man: 'What ? ... '
Necromancer: 'What ? ... '

Why is it difficult for alcoholics to become lawyers?

It's hard for them to pass the bar.

My Doctor just advised me to quit drinking. This is going to be really difficult and a big adjustment...

I've been with this Doctor for 35 years.

Three nuns die and go to Heaven...

At the Pearly Gates, St. Peter tells them that they must each answer a biblical question to get in, but he reassures them that they're quite easy.
"Who was the first woman?" He says to the first nun.
"Eve." The gates swing open and she walks in.
"Where did Eve live?" He says to the second nun.
"The Garden of Eden." The gates swing open once more.
"Now, seeing as you're the Mother Superior, you must answer a more difficult question, what was the first thing Eve said when she saw Adam?" St. Peter says to the third nun.
"Oh, that's a hard one..."
The gates swing open.

Three nuns die in a car c**..., when they get to heaven, the angel says they have to answer a question to get in

So the angel asks the first nun
Who was the first man?
And the nun replies, Adam
The angel allows her in and turns to the second nun
Who was the first woman?
The second nun answers Eve
Correct, in you go replies the angel
Then turning to the third nun the angel asks
I'm afraid this question is rather difficult. What did Eve say when she first saw Adam?
The third nun thinking says Oh, that's a hard one
Yes, you're in. Replies the angel.

I'm a glass-is-half-full kind of guy

unless that glass contains u**..., in which case I find it difficult to remain optimistic.

As a fat guy, I tend to avoid wearing skinny jeans.

I find it very difficult to pull it off.

Somebody asked me recently why I took up downhill skiing

I told them uphill skiing was far too difficult

Dad, is the Fibonacci sequence difficult to understand?

No. It's as easy as 1,1,2,3...

These long quarantines have been so difficult for many marriages.

Luckily for me I have an amazing wife. Just last night I woke up to her firmly pressing a pillow against my face to protect me from Covid-19.

Been trying to organize a local hide and seek competition, but it's been quite difficult.

Good players are just hard to find.

3 men in a nursing home are sitting and reminiscing.

First man says, I wish I could just go pee as easily when I was younger. It's getting harder and harder to do so as the years pass.
The second guy says, I can pee just fine but I would give anything to be able to p**... with no trouble. It's getting more difficult even with fruits and veggies.
Last guy says, Oh, I have no problem with that. Every morning at 8:00 I just go like the Nile. Then at 8:30 I c**... till everything's out. Now if only I could wake up before 9:00.

A mob dragged a man into a police station for running over 11 people, while shouting "Monster!" "m**...!" "Killer! ".

The policeman dispersed the crowd and began to interrogate the suspect.
The policeman : Tell me what happened.
The suspect : Sir I was driving home within the speed limit when my brakes failed. I had no choice but to either c**... the car into a group of 10 people or to swerve into the direction of a single person. Am I a monster for deciding to swerve into the single person?
Policeman : No, that sounds like a difficult yet reasonable decision to make. But tell me how did you end up killing 11 people?
Suspect : Well that a**... ran towards the other 10.

I'm tired of hearing men talk about how women make their lives more difficult. Just think about where men would be without women...

Still in the Garden of Eden.

If professionals make difficult tasks look easy, what do you call someone who makes easy tasks look difficult?

A coworker

Why is it difficult to replace Alex Trebek?

Because most people don't want to put their life in Jeopardy.

In order to get to the valves, a mechanic carefully removed the engine parts from a car while the car owner - a surgeon - looked on.

Afterwards the mechanic said to the surgeon:
'You know, I reckon my line of work is every bit as difficult and skilled as yours.'
'Perhaps,' said the surgeon, 'But I'd like to see you do it while the engine is running.'

Sports Enthusiasts

I got hired by my local baseball team to keep the players cool in the locker room. It was a difficult job because I'm not a fan.

I didn't realise how difficult it was being an electrician until I tried it myself

I was shocked

Difficult joke, I didn't realise how difficult it was being an electrician until I tried it myself

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