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Short differently jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The differently humour may include short differentiate jokes also.
- What's the difference between a police officer and a bullet? When a bullet kills someone else, you know it's been fired
- What's the difference between the US Capitol and Mordor? One does not simply walk into Mordor
- What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital? I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
- What's the difference between North Korea and the US? North Koreans can't tell if their leader is seriously dead. Americans can't tell if their leader is dead serious.
- What's the difference between a computer and an American? An American doesn't have trouble-shooting.
- It's a 5 minute walk from my house to the pub. It's a 30 minute walk from the pub to my house. The difference is staggering.
- What's the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon? I can get through a Jimmy Fallon sketch without laughing.
- What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You only need one nail to hang the picture up.
- What's the difference between Republicans and Ukrainians? Ukrainians defend their Capitol.
- When my dentist reminded me about my wife's sensitive gag reflex, we laughed and laughed about it for a while... Then I remembered...................me and my wife have different dentists…
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Differently One Liners
Which differently one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with differently? I can suggest the ones about distinguish and distinct.
- What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig? The letter F.
- What's the difference between Donald Trump and a bird? A bird can still tweet.
- What's the difference between grey and gray? One is a color, and the other is a colour.
- What's the difference between Elon Musk and God? God doesn't think he's elon musk.
- What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? Can't milk a cow for 21 years.
- What is the difference between a dollar and a ruble ? A dollar.
- What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato? About 140 calories.
- Man 1: I have a half sister. Man 2: Different father? Man 1: No, shark attack.
- what is the difference between a seal and a sea lion? An electron.
- What's the difference between Mariah Carey and Marie Curie? One glitters, the other glows
- What's the difference between religion and mythology? A few hundred years.
- I dated a blind girl and she broke up with me. Guess who's back with a different voice
- What's the difference between Chris Rock and Will Smith? Chris Rock can take a hit
- What's the difference between The Terminator and your dad? The Terminator will be back.
- What's the difference between a Redditor and egg? An egg gets laid
Differently Abled Jokes
Here is a list of funny differently abled jokes and even better differently abled puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- This was the year I got all I wanted: a girlfriend, a steady job, and many new friends. All I could want for the next year is... to be able to post this in a different sub.
- What's the difference between a rottweiler and child protective services? If a rottweiler gets a hold of your child you might be able to get him back.
- What's the difference between the Northeast and the FBI? Only one of them has been able to get Snowden.
- Whats the difference between a Casanova and a married man? One of them was able to pull it off.
- What's the difference between me and a firehose? I'll never be able to put the Male end into the Female end
- What's the difference between Leibniz and the Civil Rights Movement? Leibniz was able to integrate in 1675.
Pronounced Differently Jokes
Here is a list of funny pronounced differently jokes and even better pronounced differently puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My annual cake day joke repost - how can you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist? Ask them to pronounce unionized
- How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer? Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".
- How can you tell the difference between an influencer and a computer scientist? By checking how they pronounce the word bios
- How do you tell the difference between a seamstress and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce the word "sewer".
- How do you tell the difference between an adult film star and a psychiatrist? Ask them to pronounce the word analyzed.
- How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a chemical factory worker? Write down the word *'unionized'* and ask them to pronounce it.
- How do you tell the difference between a construction worker and a scientist? The way they pronounce unionized.
- What's the difference between a pipe fitter and a chemical engineer? They way they pronounce unionized.
- What's the difference between a Vase (pronounced: veys) & Vase (pronounced: vahs)? A vahs is more expensive than a veys
- How do you tell the difference between a deaf person and someone that can hear? Get them to pronounce anything.
Spelled Differently Jokes
Here is a list of funny spelled differently jokes and even better spelled differently puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Teacher: how do you spell 'crocodile' Kid: K-R-O-K-I-D-I-A-L.
Teacher: no, that's wrong.
Kid: no, I'm right. Other people might spell it differently but you asked how I spell it. - What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile? The spelling and pronunciation.
- What's the difference between a word that's spelled the same forwards and backwards and your friend in Italy? One's a palindrome and one's a pal in Rome
- What's the difference between Amrican and British humour? The spelling (This joke is better said out loud) (Aw frick. That's a heck of a typo)
- Q: What's the difference between an American and a Canadian? A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.
- What's the difference between a wizard and a spelling bee contestant? One can conjure spells, the other can spell conjure
- I know understand why Americans spell aluminium, aeroplane and colour different to the British... They were saving up to give the WHO an I.O.U
- A priest and a vampire walk into a bar. The priest asks the vampire "Do you pray?"
The vampire replies "Yes, but I spell it differently." - What's the difference between stnec and racecar? One spelled backwards makes cents, the other one spelled backwards makes sense
- If we put aside our differences and work together, I truly believe we can come up with a few more alternate spellings of the name Britney.
Silly Differently Jokes for a Good Time with Friends
What funny jokes about differently you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean drastically jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make differently pranks.
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A colon in a sentence can make a huge difference
For example:
Johnny ate his own lunch after school.
Johnny ate his own colon after school.
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What's the difference between a h**... and jesus?
The look on their face when you're nailing them.
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What's the difference between a pizza and a hippy chick?
You don't peel the crust off the pizza before you eat it
I asked my boss "what's the difference between your wife and tomorrow?"
"I'm not coming in tomorrow"
Haven't seen this one here so if it's been posted before I'm sorry
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A chess joke: What's the difference between a rook and a bishop?
Rooks can only move in straight lines, whereas bishops have s**... with kids.
Its funny how we all sleep differently.
I sleep on my side, my brother sleeps on his back, my ex sleeps with everybody...that sorta thing.
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What is the difference between Ajit Pai and h**...?
h**... was doing what he thought was best for his country.
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What's the difference between a lobster and a Chinese man who's been run over by a bus?
One's a crustacean, the other's a crushed Asian.
How can you tell the difference between an Indian and African elephant?
One of them is an elephant
What's the difference between a tea bag and the German football team?
A tea bag stays in the cup for longer...
Bit of British humour right there ;)
What's the difference between Thailand and America?
Thailand reunites boys with their families.
What's the difference between a casino and a church?
You actually mean it when you pray at a casino.
What is the difference between Washington, Nixon and Trump?
George Washington couldn't tell a lie.
Richard Nixon couldn't tell the truth.
Donald Trump can't tell the difference
A man walks into an Indian restaurant.
The waiter asks, have you ever ordered here before?
The man replies, No, I haven't.
The waiter continues, We're a little different here. Before you order, I need you read and sign this form, and he hands a piece of paper to the man.
The man squints at the paper and reads the single sentence, We have naan at this restaurant. The man looked up, puzzled, and asked why he needed to sign this worthless statement.
The waiter replied, impatiently, Just sign the naan disclosure agreement and we can move on.
A husband and a wife over their marriage had eight kids.One day the husband notices that their sixth kid, Billy, looks very different from the other seven.
The husband goes to his wife and asks her, Honey, I noticed that Billy looks different from the other children, did you have an affair?
The wife starts to break down into tears and nods her head.
The husband, heartbroken, quietly asks his wife, So who is Billy's father?
You.
People who don't understand the difference between...
People who don't understand the difference between etymology and entomology bug me in ways I can't put into words.
A girl tells her mom she's dating the guy next door
The mom's like you can't date him he could be your dad
And the daughter is like so there's an age difference who cares
I think you misunderstood me
How do you tell the difference between a fully vaccinated person and an unvaccinated person if they aren't wearing a mask?
Ask them who won the election.
A high school senior visits a psychic...
"I've applied to 10 different colleges," the student said. "Which ones will accept me? Which one will I attend?"
"That is hard to say," said the psychic. "But you will spend an absurd sum of money."
"How do you know this?" the student asked.
The psychic replied,
"It's mostly intuition."
What is the difference between BTS and Logan Paul?
BTS is a boy band from Asia; Logan Paul is a boy banned from Asia.
What's the difference between the Taliban and Texas?
The Taliban requires women to wear masks
In Britain we call it a "lift" but Americans call it an "elevator".
I guess we're just raised differently.
A dying husband in a hospital bed asks his wife, "Our seventh child always looked different from the other six. Did he have a different father?"
His wife, crying uncontrollably answers, "Yes."
He asks, "Whose is it?"
His wife replies, "Yours!"
What's the difference between an atheist and an evangelical Christian?
The atheist is honest about not following the teachings of Christ.
Kim and Kanye's divorce is rough on their son, North West.
It's like he's getting pulled in two different directions.
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What's the difference between Putin and h**...?
h**... knew when to kill himself
What's the difference between elon musk and a lemur?
Elon Musk made an electric car
Lemurs Madagascar
What did the one vowel say to the other?
We're not so different, "u" and "i."
When I tell people I got a vasectomy, they ask me if I notice any difference in my body.
I tell them yeah, a vas deferens.
What's the difference between a yam and a sweet potato?
2.99 a pound.
I was chatting with my Finnish friend the other day...
I asked him where his favorite part of Finland was.
He said "Hyvä kysymys! I really like Rovaniemi for the Santa Claus Village!"
I asked him "Hyvä kysymys? What's that?"
All he said was "Good question!"
It's been a week and he still hasn't told me what it means.
(I'm learning Finnish, this joke has likely been done before with a different language, haven't seen it here yet)
edit: fingers added a letter, got it fixed
Back in the USSR
In the days of state control, a Russian man saved and saved and saved until he finally had enough money to buy a car.
He took the bus to the state car agency to arrange the purchase.
After an hour of filling in paperwork, he handed over the money and asked when he could pick it up.
The agent looked at a book and replied "exactly one year from today."
The man thought for a minute and asked "morning or afternoon"?
The agent, surprised, said "morning or afternoon! It's next year. What difference does it make?"
The man replied "The plumber is coming in the morning..."
