The Best 46 Differently Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Differently jokes. There are some differently shirtless jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these differently correctly puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Differently Jokes and Puns

Me and my friend got into an argument because he masturbates differently to me.

Oh well. Different strokes for different folks, I guess.

Women Think Differently

Husband's Text Message by cell phone:

"Honey, got hit by car when I was out of office. Paula brought me to Hospital. They're doing tests and X-rays now. Blow to my head very strong, fortunately it didn't cause serious injury, but I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in left leg, and they may have to amputate right foot.

Wife's Text Response by Cell Phone:

"Who's Paula?"

The difference between birds

A new study from a renowned bird journal found the difference between crows and ravens.

Apparently, aside from size, their wings are made differently. The common crow has six pinions per wing, while the raven has only five.

The conclusion: It is only a difference of a pinion.

Differently joke, The difference between birds

Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?"

Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Six."
Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven!"
Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
Johnny: Because I've already got a freaking cat!"

Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people.

I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.


how many chefs does it take to change a,light bulb ?

one to do it, and five others to tell him how they did it differently in their last kitchen.

It's crazy how everyone sleeps differently.

I sleep on my side, my roommate sleeps on his back, and my ex sleeps with everyone.

Differently joke, It's crazy how everyone sleeps differently.

I've just got my own valet and found people treat you completely differently.

He's opened a lot of doors for me.

It's weird how we all sleep in different ways

It's weird how we all sleep differently. I sleep on my side, my roommate sleeps on his stomach and my ex sleeps with half of the football team. Strange.

I hate how people treat amputees differently.

Just because they're missing a limb or two doesn't make them any less of a person.

SCHOOL JOKES,Teacher and student

Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Six."
Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven!"
Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"

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My girlfriend says that I am snoopy.

But OK, maybe she meant it differently when she wrote it in her diary.

Most people "release the hounds" by letting their dogs loose on someone, but Asians do it a bit differently.

They just throw up on the guy.

I find it funny how everyone sleeps differently

I sleep on my side, my sister sleeps on her back. My ex sleeps with everybody. That sort of thing.

I've always loved​ living in regions where people are treated differently because of their sexuality

You could say I have a pro-Pence-city

How many cats?

Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"

Johnny: "Seven."

Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"

Johnny: "Seven."

Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"

Johnny: "Six."

Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"

Johnny: "Seven!"

Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"

Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"

Differently joke, How many cats?

You've heard of "to teach a boy to fish... "

The old saying goes "you give a man a fish he eats for a day, but teach him to fish he eats for his lifetime." In the military they tell privates the same thing but a little differently.

It goes "you make a fire for a soldier, he's warm for the night. You light the soldier on fire, he's warm for the rest of his life."

Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?

Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Six."
Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven!"
Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"

I think it's interesting how people sleep differently

I usually sleep on my back, my brother sleeps on his stomach, and my ex sleeps with half of this town


In the UK we call them lifts but in the US they call them elevators

Because we're raised differently.

TIL that Canadian Natives learn vowels differently than the rest of us.

We learn them "A, E, I, O, U ", and they learn them "E, I, O, U, A".

Its funny how we all sleep differently.

I sleep on my side, my brother sleeps on his back, my ex sleeps with everybody...that sorta thing.

Sleep

It weird how everyone sleeps differently. I happen to sleep on my side while my friend sleeps on her back. While my Ex sleeps with everyone. Pretty weird you know?

Racism is so stupid.

You shouldn't treat someone differently just because they're from an inferior race.

IT'S WEIRD HOW EVERYONE SLEEPS DIFFERENTLY, like i sleep on my side, my ex sleeps with everyone.

Working for IT is terrible.

You get into a very technical mindset. So much so that everytime you're on a computer you end up with that mindset, therefore saying things differently to the point of other people not understanding.

"Yes" ends up as "Y"

"No" ends up as "N"

"Disease" ends up as "iPhones"

In America your vote is worth differently depending on where you live,

In Russia your vote is worth differently depending on which party you vote for.

It's funny how everybody sleeps differently

Some people sleep on their side.

Others on their back.

My ex with anyone that walks.

My doctor asked me if I am a regular weed smoker.

As far as I know I ain't doing it any differently than everyone else, so I said, "Well, I ain't trying to reinvent the wheel, doc."

He checked 'yes'.

A priest and a vampire walk into a bar.

The priest asks the vampire "Do you pray?"

The vampire replies "Yes, but I spell it differently."

Recent studies have shown that...

Recent studies have shown that both genders reply differently to certain questions.

For example, if you ask a woman "Why do women make better leaders than men?", they'll usually reply "Because women have better leadership."

But if you ask men the same question...

"Because a man will do anything to get a woman to shut up."

Not many people know that you're supposed to scramble brown eggs differently than you do white ones

It's different strokes for different yolks

My mum likes to take the elevator, while I like to take the stairs

Guess we were raised differently

Hassan Minaj tells all his jokes in the same format.

Thats like if every Stephen King book was just the same mad lib filled in differently.

My brother prefers to take the stairs, but I always prefer the elevator.

I guess....we are raised differently.

What does a Saudi YouTuber have ?

views or if you put it differently, wives.

A new shipment of dark blue shirts arrived at the loading dock at work today.

My coworker and I checked the boxes and the shirts felt differently so we started asking questions like, what distributors is this? and who makes it? . Finally after a lot of questions we ask from who? . The delivery driver looks at us and shouts Scan the Navy in!

Small fishing town

There is a small town by the side of a lake where fishing is allowed and quite popular. There is a shop that sells fishing supplies. Differently skilled people use different quality baits. For example: a novice would use novice bait, a mediocre fisher would use mediocre bait, a good fisher would use good bait, and all pros use pro bait. But for some strange reason, all fishing masters order pro bait as well.

This pandemic is affecting people differently.

It's strange but some people believe the worst thing that could happen to them is emaskulation.

I like how boobs are called differently for some women

Like it's called udder for your mom

^i'm ^sorry

My sister always prefers taking the stairs, but I love taking the elevator.

I guess... we are raised differently.

A doctor flirted with me today, she said I was really sweet!

I think she meant I was really sweet, she worded it differently and said you're severely diabetic but I know what she meant. She said I'm type 2 and I told her she's my type too

My husband always takes the elevator, whereas I always prefer the stairs.

**I guess we are raised differently :/**

Yo Mama jokes hit differently when you're Indian

Like are you dissing my mum or my uncle? I need clarity

People at my work are subject to quantum effects

They behave differently if a superviser is observing.

Why do they call them lifts in the UK & elevators in the US?

Because we're raised differently.

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