The Best 31 Differentiate Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Differentiate jokes. There are some differentiate distinction jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these differentiate seperate puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Differentiate Jokes and Puns

I failed my calculus exam because I was seated between two identical twins.

I couldn't differentiate between them.

Why can't you differentiate liberal arts majors?

They have no function.

Did you hear about the mathematician who got out of jail?

He's trying to integrate back into society, but you can still kinda differentiate him from others.

Differentiate joke, Did you hear about the mathematician who got out of jail?

What do you call an invalidation of someone's argument because they cannot differentiate between their and they're?

ad homonym

Why did the recently-assigned stem cell fail its calculus midterm?

Because it lost its ability to differentiate.

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

When writing your calculus exam, make sure you don't sit between twins.

Because you might not be able to differentiate between them.

Differentiate joke, When writing your calculus exam, make sure you don't sit between twins.

Why do nazis rarely get DJ gigs?

'Cause they can't differentiate between 33 and 45

Why did the math teacher get fired?

He couldn't differentiate the branches of calculus.

I found out my friend is addicted to math.

I should have known. All the sines were there. He had a hard time functioning, and he would go off on tangents all the time. Such a shame - he was in his prime, his life was on a great vector. He wanted to write the next 'Matrix'. But now, he can't differentiate between what is real and what is imaginary. It's so complex. I'm afraid his problems will start to multiply exponentially, and he just doesn't understand the root of it all. Pretty soon he won't be able to integrate at all. And just to add to the trouble, those he defines as 'friends' just want to divide his space between themselves. I'm afraid soon he'll go off into the Great Unknown...

What does the president have in common with someone who cant differentiate between a tangerine and a clementine?

They are both orange racists.

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What do you get when you differentiate Optimus?

The leader of the Autobots!

I think I suffer from synesthesia...

I can't differentiate the pink from the stink.

My girlfriend said I could not differentiate between left and right

It totally came out of right field.

When I was young, I couldn't differentiate my ma and my step-ma

But now I understand that I have 2 relative extra ma's

Science tip: You can differentiate between an alligator and a crocodile... paying attention to whether it sees you later or in a while.

Differentiate joke, Science tip: You can differentiate between an alligator and a crocodile...

How do you differentiate Philosophy and Arts Majors?

You can't. They have no function.

My girlfriend keeps laughing at me because at 20 years old, I still can't differentiate between letters and figures.

I always tell her "H is just a number."

A guy gets on a bus and starts threatening everybody:

"I'll integrate you! I'll differentiate you!"
So everybody gets scared and runs away.
Only one person stays.
The guy comes up to him and says: "Aren't you scared, I'll integrate you, I'll differentiate you!"
And the other guy says: "No, I am not scared, I am e^x."

what do you call a person who cant differentiate a t-shirt from a polo


A mathematician opens a burger restaurant in a city already filled with burger restaurants...

A customer asks the owner:

How do you plan to differentiate from burger restaurants?

The owner replies and says:

I integrate instead.

A Wild Constant Appears!


Foe Constant fainted

What's the best way to differentiate between a puppi and a kitti?

You gotta do the sniffin real good.

I can only differentiate after drinking.

I suppose I must be a functional alcoholic.

How can you differentiate between an original joke and a repost?

The original one is not on the frontpage

Watching Gordon Ramsay cooking videos

My mind keep telling his name is Gordon Freeman.

Like I can't differentiate a spatula and a crowbar.

What do you get when you differentiate Amazon with respect to x?

Amazon Prime.

There is a good chance you'll fail your calculus exam if you are sitting between identical twins.

Because it's hard to differentiate between them.

OC joke: How to differentiate if a person is a genetics expert or a BDSM enthusiast?

Ask them the opposite of 'dominant'

When I was young I couldn't differentiate between black and white.

Those were dark times.
Or not.
I could never tell.

If you want to pass your calculus exam, don't sit in between two identical twins.

It's very hard to differentiate between them.

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